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post 1676185533 01-30-2023, 02:24 PM
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Thread is 350/10 strong keep going


I never knew taking a bat to snap city was what I needed
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post 1676187633 01-30-2023, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Thread is 350/10 strong keep going


I never knew taking a bat to snap city was what I needed
Its exactly what you need get over to my house and do it before I have to send the wife down there.
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post 1676187833 01-30-2023, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted By RustleU⏩
Also, bruh, horse chit video. They give no advice on how to actually CAPTURE the bat they just over emphasize you should be careful with it once captured.
Sorry boyo just linking first google result since I figured it would be better then whacking it with a racket. But tennis racket it is.
post 1676187963 01-30-2023, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By RustleU⏩
Im 95% sure Im dealing with a bat and not a bird the way it was flying around. It was dark though.
My point was to shoot it with a bb gun bro
post 1676188013 01-30-2023, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Sorry boyo just linking first google result since I figured it would be better then whacking it with a racket. But tennis racket it is.
Ill accept apologies only in the form of rendered pest control duty.
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post 1676188083 01-30-2023, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
My point was to shoot it with a bb gun bro
Id shoot my eye out kid
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post 1676188193 01-30-2023, 03:04 PM
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call animal control and you should seriously consider getting a rabbies shot.
post 1676188403 01-30-2023, 03:08 PM
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Is "animal control" some sort of rich guy amenity? We don't have that here. Theres a lady that rounds up stray dogs thats about it
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post 1676189283 01-30-2023, 03:20 PM
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What size tennis racket works best?
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post 1676189353 01-30-2023, 03:21 PM
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there's a bat in my pants
post 1676189523 01-30-2023, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted By fate0311⏩
there's a bat in my pants
Quiet gay wad
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post 1676189813 01-30-2023, 03:26 PM
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Uh...call pest control?



it's better to suck dink than to be killed

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post 1676190333 01-30-2023, 03:35 PM
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pics of bat? misc hat?
post 1676190533 01-30-2023, 03:38 PM
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Guys its guna be hard enough to brain it let alone get it in a misc hit after. Still open to solutions tho.
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post 1676190753 01-30-2023, 03:42 PM
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Misc hat not misc hit, no FBI. And no PETA either fukks
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post 1676190843 01-30-2023, 03:43 PM
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When its flying around, hold up a blanket and coerce it toward the door. It should sense the blanket and avoid it
post 1676190943 01-30-2023, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted By LDARidonot⏩
When its flying around, hold up a blanket and coerce it toward the door. It should sense the blanket and avoid it
Door goes up toward my kitchen tho
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post 1676191953 01-30-2023, 04:05 PM
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Im guna sleep on it you guys try to think up some solutions ok. Make yourselves useful.
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post 1676192323 01-30-2023, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted By RustleU⏩
Im guna sleep on it you guys try to think up some solutions ok. Make yourselves useful.
Spent awhile pondering and decided that you fisting yourself is what you should do.
post 1676192443 01-30-2023, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By RustleU⏩
Its exactly what you need get over to my house and do it before I have to send the wife down there.
I'll come over & send your ole' lady down there myself; she can't fight us both off srs


Also srs don't you have mechanical doors to seal your chimney? Is there a fookin chimney in the basement ufuknwotm8?

Your first step is to call batman & then figure out how that flying rat got into your house before he bat-calls his west side hombres to fuk your chit up
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post 1676194173 01-30-2023, 04:42 PM
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what country do you reside that there's no companies that take care of unwanted animals that get in your house?
post 1676376313 02-02-2023, 03:38 AM
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I didn't go down there for awhile because, lets face it its spooky.



I wanted a tennis racket but then I remembered I had bacgamon things that are smaller but could work just as good. But El Bato was smart and hasn't been seen for 2 or 3 days.


Thoughts?
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post 1676376473 02-02-2023, 03:45 AM
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Negged for retarded thoughts
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post 1676376493 02-02-2023, 03:46 AM
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Introduce a female bat to coerce it out... unless it's a female bat. Uh release a male and a female bat and see if it comes out.
post 1676376533 02-02-2023, 03:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Introduce a female bat to coerce it out... unless it's a female bat. Uh release a male and a female bat and see if it comes out.
Nah I need a female bobcat at this point. Its the only hope.
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post 1676376713 02-02-2023, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted By RustleU⏩
Nah I need a female bobcat at this point. Its the only hope.
Do you have any bobcat sources that you would be willing to put out on the internet for nothing in return?
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post 1676376843 02-02-2023, 03:57 AM
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Im guna go wait in line in front of tradie trucks and eat 2 orders of biscuits and gravy from Hardees before I take a nice nap on my couch. Night ****
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post 1676376923 02-02-2023, 04:00 AM
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Black people. Thats what I meant to say, it was they fault
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post 1676377013 02-02-2023, 04:04 AM
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Unless I get killed in traffic by Asians. So 50/50
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post 1676377043 02-02-2023, 04:05 AM
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Jokes on us, it’s really just Robert Pattinson hanging out at his house.
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