List of OP's ailments:

- terminal disease
- retired at 25
- boredom from retirement / too much wealth
- indecision if he should go to college at 26 to bang 18 year olds
- grandma just died
- vomiting cat
- indecision if he should move his aging mother in with him
- avoiding high overhead charities
- fuked up shoulder
- Selling company
- 6'3.5'' / 255 lbs
- only has Audi R8 spyder
- indecision if he should buy a 911 GT3 or GTR nismo
- sold business in the mid 7 figure range
- worked as male model from 18-21
- friends are jealous of his success
- 700lbs deadlift
- killed someone in a 3 on 1 fight
- pondering the meaning of life
- very picky on tinder, not an average guy
- shipping label on fedex package unreadable
- Indecision on which video game console to buy a 12 year old for Christmas
- did calculus in 5th grade
- made 370k last year
- indecision on what PC to buy
- regrets working through his youth
- how can he illegally stream Fox News
- Sent off playstation for repair, fedex sign but Sony says don’t have it
- sending out gifts to randoms via pm during christmas
- indecision if he will pay off random people's layaway dues
- indecision if he should invest in an Indian company
- indecision on what he should do on vacation in India
- banged a midget
- mentally handicapped sister
- has sore throat, sick as ****
- born with a hernia
- knife for close combat. stab then shoot.
- Has a week to live
- Indecision on what to charge people for a new contacts company hes starting.
- Having a follow up procedure.
- Had a weird conversation with my neighbor about mortality
- Going to jail in 4 months for something he didn't do
- Froze sperm after perfect nutrition
- Brother wants to be a beta provider so bought him a 550k house that is now worth 650k
- Smashed 3 nurses in a row
- 10 figures in cash and investments
- can't find sister
- misses Trump
- confused by having to chit when good music is being played
- We're going to have to move to a state that doesn't have taxes
- Fell off a ladder and sprained ankle
- Made dinner gf said she was double stuffed
- Wants to die at 27
- richer than 2 of the 4 main cast members in Seinfeld
- Got bottomed out by a Walmart delivery driver who was beary dreamy
- Performed deep throat to completion
- Drinks his own puke
- Got called a generic -3
- Despite great wealth, neighbors are hispanic who keep playing the same song 3 times a night.
- Use hyperbaric oxygen chamber for peak health, but needs an operation to feel normal
- having a procedure to 'set him free'
- social worker harassing OP and his mom
- Armed security guard is scared of OP
- Stress from realtor flirting with OP
- Moved mom in, and building a guesthouse
- Bought private land for mom to hike on
- Need TV on to keep negative thoughts at bay
- Moms sick
- Had a vasectomy, but girls still call OP claiming to be pregnant
- Tranny banged him so he took a chit in his shower
- scouted as a model during teen years
- so good looking its intimidating for women
- relative created top secret military weaponry - sworn to secrecy
- imaginary bitch gf made burgers
- imaginary gf wants him to propose
- lost 15 lbs and looks like a shredded sick kunt
- made a generous donation to the special Olympics participants
- doesn’t want his son to find out he is an average loser
- imaginary pregnant gf wont put out
- lost 15 lbs and looks like a shredded sick kunt
- made a generous donation to the special Olympics participants
- doesn’t want his son to find out he is an average loser
- 8 months sober, in hell
- bored, because no job and too much generational wealth
- former alcoholic due to stress of being retired in 20's
- Anxiety over peaking, all downhill from here
- no son, no point (despite previous claim 'dont want son to realise im average loser')
- going to use a 6 foot auger to get broken glass out of his sisters toilet
- stabbed a pit bull after he disrespected his cat
- lights out because he didn’t pay electric bill
- wants to see where his autoblow 3000 is manufactured
- pretend, unspecified girlfriend wants me to meet her parents, because dont want to fall for imaginary manipulation
- difficulty spelling hindsight
- concerned over imaginary gfs immaturity
- contemplating cheating on his imaginary gf with a mature imaginary 19 year old
- fell off a roof almost died
- calling it quits first drink in 11 months
-moms cat is skinny
-dying alone drinking
-wants to die
-read the Bible now wants to an hero
-gf made him good in a styrafoam takeout container

I had chronic back pain for years and still do. MY job required me to be physically active. Ended up using alcohol excessively not from just the mental aspects of getting through the pain but the physical as well. It helped me accomplish things physically with less pain. Now, I still have severe back pain coupled with a fuked up liver. It is what it is.

Damn yall dun goofed

wishing everyone well except nazis

i wish chronic pain and suffering upon them

Carnivore diet mate. The cure to almost all chronic illnesses srs.

Hashimotos Thyroid Disease

Besides for the bloat, when it acts up I can't chit and want to sleep all day. Honestly carb cycling and working out have helped a chit ton tho. Havent had issues in years.

Not yet but I won't be surprised if I have cancer or liver failure in the coming future. Such is life, everybody has to die eventually

Settle down Dr. Peterson. That diet doesn't work for everybody.

I pray I can just take your cancer if you get it, I hope you don't m7+1. It's going to end up taking me before I hit 36-37 anyway. So if any of Yall get the ****et cancers, just give them to me. Also wishing all of you health and happiness srs

IBS, HBP, Raynauds, Rhinitis, Asthma, Congestion, Stiff Joints, possibly Lupus. Just put up with it-have all my life.

It doesn’t work for people who don’t stick to it or give themselves the proper chance to figure out what carnivore foods they can and can’t eat. For everyone else, it does srs.

gl with your scurvy and bowel obstruction gains

You don’t get scurvy on a carnivore diet, vitamin c and glucose both compete for the same receptor, the small amount of vitamin c in meat takes care of the tiny amount you need when there’s no carbohydrates present in your diet. you get scurvy on a high carb diet that contains no vitamin c.

Bowel obstruction? You couldn’t be more wrong. Anyone uneducated on the topic seems To think that though.