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Thread: Dumb chit you believed/thought as a kid?

post 1676385023 02-02-2023, 08:07 AM
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post 1676385043 02-02-2023, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By macrocrunch⏩
oh CHIT

this reminds me

Until I was like 12 I thought that girls' hole was towards the front like a dink is

I thought that's why girls underwear extended on to the public area srs
I also remember thinking girls peed out of the bums.

Other naive, immature beliefs:

Believing in an invisible man in the sky until I reached the age of reason in late elementary and determined that was nonsense
Parents are the be all end all and know everything about any topic and are always right
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post 1676385223 02-02-2023, 08:11 AM
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Said this before but I saw the movie “Look who’s talking” when I was a kid and there’s a part they’re teaching the kid either a vagina or penis. The kid says mommy has a penis and the dad says “no but she’s got one big set of balls”


… so for a good while I thought girls had balls behind their vagina.
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post 1676385363 02-02-2023, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted By J3remy⏩
That the holocaust was real
School, especially history class, is a massive psyop.
post 1676385373 02-02-2023, 08:13 AM
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post 1676385453 02-02-2023, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By theory816⏩
I used to think America(white peepo) was superior in everything. Turns out they just stole a bunch of land and cheated in wars.
At least they didn't get a history month out of it
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post 1676385543 02-02-2023, 08:16 AM
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I was very optimistic about the future, and I thought that things will only get easier and better for people as a whole as time went on. I thought that the people in charge always have our best interests at heart.
post 1676385563 02-02-2023, 08:16 AM
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That i could shoot arrows with Dynamite on them for long distances. Turns out an M-80 didn't even fly a few feet and almost blew my face up
That a whip around a branch could hold your full weight to swing across things.
That a vagina wasn't up near their belly button (it really was way lower than i thought)
That you could kill crabs on your balls with rubbing alcohol.
That kissing was just an act of touching lips together and moving your head side to side. Then i found out about the toungue thing and got discusted
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post 1676385733 02-02-2023, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
I used to think eating spinach makes you strong, but vegetarians have proven that false.
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post 1676386503 02-02-2023, 08:35 AM
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When I was around 6 yrs old I thought the reason why Washington D.C. is the capital of the United States is because they must wash the city a lot so it's the cleanest city in America.
post 1676386583 02-02-2023, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
For some reason I thought that American street gangs had a tendency to wear stiletto heels, so it would hurt when they heel-kicked each other. Also that they carried super-soakers full of bleach as weapons, instead of actual firearms.

When I was VERY young I thought that the world used to be black & white as all the old movies had no colour.
That racism would die out as old racists died( 3rd grade logic)
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post 1676387183 02-02-2023, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By MadNinjaSkills⏩
That if you shook a Polaroid picture it developed faster.

Eating a watermelon seed would make a watermelon grow in your stomach.
When I was in elementary school, this girl accidentally swallowed a peach pit and she had a full-blown meltdown because she genuinely believed a peach tree would sprout from her stomach.
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post 1676387433 02-02-2023, 08:52 AM
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post 1676387873 02-02-2023, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted By theory816⏩
I used to think America(white peepo) was superior in everything. Turns out they just stole a bunch of land and cheated in wars.
There is no cheating in war. You win or you lose.
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post 1676387953 02-02-2023, 08:59 AM
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post 1676388723 02-02-2023, 09:11 AM
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I use to pretend the ground was lava and stand on my parents couch.

I remember learning drinking and driving was a bad thing and I thought if someone drived and they drank ANYTHING they were bad people.

I use to think the past was black and white. I grew up on the old Nickolodeon days where they played black and white shows at night.
You are your thoughts. Life is perception, thoughts are perception, perception is reality ergo thoughts are reality, I think therefore I am.
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post 1676388753 02-02-2023, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
I remember refusing to drink my apple juice in the car because "drinking and driving" was illegal.
LOL i was the same. I use to think people who drinked liquids in the car were bad people.
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Originally Posted By jmal2000⏩
I use to pretend the ground was lava and stand on my parents couch.

I remember learning drinking and driving was a bad thing and I thought if someone drived and they drank ANYTHING they were bad people.

I use to think the past was black and white. I grew up on the old Nickolodeon days where they played black and white shows at night.
Dude Nick at Nite was stellar tv. Good times.
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Originally Posted By Casca⏩
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When I was around 14 I argued with my stepdad who was telling me driving faster used more gas. I argued that you’re getting there faster so you use the same gas. Had no idea what MPH is.
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I thought you could fart in your hand and close your fingers around it. When you open your hand you would hear the fart.
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-Girls liked guys who were nice to them more.
-Adults always work jobs because that's what interested them.
-People who worked with their hands were automatically less intelligent.
-A God knew everything I thought.
-People in the past didn't do the bad bad things we do now.
-My older siblings basically had everything figured out.
-Having a high GPA from college would make you more money the rest of your life.
-The less there was of something the less it should cost.
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-The vagina was in the middle of the bush...not so close to the Butt hole. Probably because the only vag I saw at the time was my moms who was sporting a full 80's bush
-The way to get a woman to like you was to be nice to her and treat her with respect - good thing I figured this one out late in high school.
-By the time I reached adulthood, the world would be an apocalyptic wasteland due to humans destroying the environment
-Anyone who got a college degree would make it, and all those that skipped college would become degenerate junkies
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When we were little my mom used to tell me and my siblings that if we stuck our arms out the car window while she was driving, someone would drive by and chop them off.
I probably believed that chit until I was early teens. I just had this picture in my head of some dude driving around town with a machete looking for little kids arms to chop off.
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
Marilyn Manson removed ribs to suck his own dick.
never believed it but I remember people saying it.
Also remember the fretting young girls in my class say he put puppies in the bass drum while the drummer was playing...
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I actually believed in the American dream back then. How wrong I was.
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