What beach? The area I go to has a lot of Brazilian hotties who wear thongs.

there's a certain charm and poise about them that is hard to describe. Every single one of them that I have met have immense confidence and have the flirting skills of a latina. One of the girls was from jersey and I was bringing up the difference between how she is compared to the girls here ( jacksonville florida ).. she said, "all of the girls that I have met here that are actually from here, are flat out disgusting."

she was a straight A student, as were all the other chicks that I've met from up there. They were also in great damn shape, even this 62 year old I met one time looked she was in her 40s and she worked for panasonic back in the day. She said similar stuff, "all the girls here are taught manners yes sir no sir type stuff. All the girls up there are taught to get a job ASAP, get grades ASAP, keep yourself in tip top shape ASAP."

They're also huge sports fans, not fake fans like so many of these chicks I see around here. Claiming to be jags fans, but not even paying a lick of attention to the game at any point. Meanwhile the latest chick didn't miss a single play from the eagles game vs the giants. Took care of the whole bar while keeping her eyes pinned on the game. She was only 18 years old too, another college student AND she was dating an nfl player

Imagine what their farts smell like. Hnnnnng!

Gotta hit up Wynwood, Brickell or any of the SoBe clubs at night. Daytime SoBe can be good but you have to go to pool parties/events at the hotels for the truly hot sloots

I live in Miami and I will not even go near South Beach.

I eat ass