Thread: If Jesus was alive now..
02-25-2023, 09:28 AM
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Jesus would side with Russia
lol@ thinking Jesus was some hippy

and in todays language, He was not a Jew, he was an Israelite. Israel is supposed to be a Christian nation. Jews crucified him because he called them out on their satan worship.
lol@ thinking Jesus was some hippy

and in todays language, He was not a Jew, he was an Israelite. Israel is supposed to be a Christian nation. Jews crucified him because he called them out on their satan worship.
02-25-2023, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Bo_Flecks⏩
What a weird meme.But not all conservative Christians are Trumpers.
I know many conservative Christians who aren't Trumpers. Then again, I'm in the Bay Area where they think Trump is the devil. I'm still voting for him (shhhh, don't tell anyone).
02-25-2023, 09:49 AM
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John 8:7
Cringe af when lefties try to throw Christianity back at conservatives
Cringe af when lefties try to throw Christianity back at conservatives
02-25-2023, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
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the **** have you done for anyone ever?
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He is alive now
02-25-2023, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By SwagMorris⏩
I don't understand how this is throwing Christianity back at conservatives.. really it just shows that certain sections of the faith aren't always adhering to the teachings of Jesus and his message.John 8:7
Cringe af when lefties try to throw Christianity back at conservatives
Cringe af when lefties try to throw Christianity back at conservatives
We saw how certain Christians would use him as justification for slavery and Civil Rights issues against Natives/blacks
02-25-2023, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja⏩
This guy's right.Christians feed and house the homeless more than any other religion. They also do more work oversees for the poor and help refugess more than anyone.
Get fukked OP
Get fukked OP
02-25-2023, 10:34 AM
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You have to think that he was wildly unpopular back in his own time. So much so that his own people had the chance to save him and chose to save another guy instead. People probably rolled their eyes when they saw his donkey pulling up to their hut.
So yes, he would be looked at like some hippy outcast cult leader most likely today. His teachings were pretty revolutionary at the time.
So yes, he would be looked at like some hippy outcast cult leader most likely today. His teachings were pretty revolutionary at the time.
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02-25-2023, 10:35 AM
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Dumb thread
02-25-2023, 10:39 AM
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Retarded ****
'Welcoming the stranger' is not the same as having your country invaded by migrants. When God judges the earth he literally SEPARATES THE NATIONS.
God is the one who cucked Babel for being multicultural, lmao.
'Welcoming the stranger' is not the same as having your country invaded by migrants. When God judges the earth he literally SEPARATES THE NATIONS.
God is the one who cucked Babel for being multicultural, lmao.
02-25-2023, 10:48 AM
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Lmao
When liberals try to bring Jesus into their sick perversion of reality I always wonder if they’re actually that clueless or are they just trolling. Seeing as how bad the left is at memes I’m inclined to go with just clueless.
I heard one such lib on a clip a while back say that if Jesus were on earth today he’d be called a groomer. Basically they’re trying to align themselves with Jesus in an attempt to fool conservative Christian’s into believing that their idea of pushing homosexuality, child pron, regular pron and beastiality is the same thing as to love thy neighbor and treat others as you’d have them treat you (just let people live bro, lol sure thing). They don’t want to mention the parts about warning your brother of hell and to now go and sin no more.
OP I can’t tell you everything Jesus would say, but I can tell you the odds of him toppling the pharmaceutical and entertainment empire in America would be pretty high. The right is in no way without its own sins but the lefts ideals are directly in opposition of what Jesus stood for in every possible way. The end goal is to be without sin (impossible) so as little as possible, fighting against your very nature to do so in order to be something greater.
When liberals try to bring Jesus into their sick perversion of reality I always wonder if they’re actually that clueless or are they just trolling. Seeing as how bad the left is at memes I’m inclined to go with just clueless.
I heard one such lib on a clip a while back say that if Jesus were on earth today he’d be called a groomer. Basically they’re trying to align themselves with Jesus in an attempt to fool conservative Christian’s into believing that their idea of pushing homosexuality, child pron, regular pron and beastiality is the same thing as to love thy neighbor and treat others as you’d have them treat you (just let people live bro, lol sure thing). They don’t want to mention the parts about warning your brother of hell and to now go and sin no more.
OP I can’t tell you everything Jesus would say, but I can tell you the odds of him toppling the pharmaceutical and entertainment empire in America would be pretty high. The right is in no way without its own sins but the lefts ideals are directly in opposition of what Jesus stood for in every possible way. The end goal is to be without sin (impossible) so as little as possible, fighting against your very nature to do so in order to be something greater.
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Originally Posted By John
LlolAlmost cut myself on all that edge
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Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩
We all sin, so literally no one is at all times adhering to following Christ.I don't understand how this is throwing Christianity back at conservatives.. really it just shows that certain sections of the faith aren't always adhering to the teachings of Jesus and his message.
We saw how certain Christians would use him as justification for slavery and Civil Rights issues against Natives/blacks
We saw how certain Christians would use him as justification for slavery and Civil Rights issues against Natives/blacks
Never heard this claim that Christians used Christ as a justification for slavery and opposing civil rights issues. Sounds like a huge reach, and not on their part.
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Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩
I want you to really think about your post here. What you are saying is 2000 years ago there was a God walking amongst humans and he did all of these mystical things.In a time when mankind knew next to nothing scientifically and the beliefs in gods of any kind and the superstitions and traditions that came along with those beliefs ran rampant.
Doesn't it make a lot more sense.....knowing what we know now....that there was no Jesus and if there was a man named Jesus...he was just that....a man? A man who claimed to be a prophet god just like many do today and who are called scammers?
Does it make any logical sense that there was a deity among us and is watching us now....just waiting to come down to earth again?
Think about that and then rethink your post.
And the same goes for the devil and evil spirits and anything mystical.
Meanwhile you have people who believe the possibility of Aliens among us.....real live sentient creatures in a infinite Universe...nothing supernatural.....is an impossibility.
And GO SQUATCH!!
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02-25-2023, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩
Jesus was apolitical (non-Partisan), He refused to be group'd into any Political Party. He also stated that those whom do not work, shall not eat.You can always count on a liberal like OP to prostitute God to fit their narrative.
NEGGED (when off spread).
srs
EDIT- also read the first part of OP's meme..can't even pick a meme that is historically true. Jesus was not Palestinian..there is no Palestine..and there NEVER WAS A PALESTINE. Nor a Palestinian people. It was a stolen identity by ARAFAT..you can't even pick a meme that is historically accurate.
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02-25-2023, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Paul
This is the issue with the low IQ of yourself and others ITT.... If someone doesn't like Trump, that apparently makes them a liberal.Jesus was apolitical (non-Partisan), He refused to be group'd into any Political Party. He also stated that those whom do not work, shall not eat.
You can always count on a liberal like OP to prostitute God to fit their narrative.
NEGGED (when off spread).
srs
EDIT- also read the first part of OP's meme..can't even pick a meme that is historically true. Jesus was not Palestinian..there is no Palestine..and there NEVER WAS A PALESTINE. Nor a Palestinian people. It was a stolen identity by ARAFAT..you can't even pick a meme that is historically accurate.
Negged for life. (srs)
You can always count on a liberal like OP to prostitute God to fit their narrative.
NEGGED (when off spread).
srs
EDIT- also read the first part of OP's meme..can't even pick a meme that is historically true. Jesus was not Palestinian..there is no Palestine..and there NEVER WAS A PALESTINE. Nor a Palestinian people. It was a stolen identity by ARAFAT..you can't even pick a meme that is historically accurate.
Negged for life. (srs)
I've never stated I'm a liberal and instead said many times I'm very much an independent.. but because I don't like Trump and I'm brown I MUST be a liberal
Do you think that Jesus would be behind Trump? Probably not... Therefore to the vast majority on this forum he'd be a libtard.
Y'all literally making the point so obvious but you're too low IQ to see it
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Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩
Same as any extremist group. Some people used the Bible and Quran to justify their means (Nation of Islam, Hebrew Israelites).We saw how certain Christians would use him as justification for slavery and Civil Rights issues against Natives/blacks
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Say, ˹O believers,˺ We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us; and what was revealed to Abraham, Ishmael, Isaac, Jacob, and his descendants; what was given to Moses, Jesus, and other prophets from their Lord. We make no distinction between any of them. And to Allah we all submit.
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Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩
Talk about LOW IQ..you use a MEME that attempts to group Jesus into a political party..strong lack of comprehension of God's word.This is the issue with the low IQ of yourself and others ITT.... If someone doesn't like Trump, that apparently makes them a liberal.
I've never stated I'm a liberal and instead said many times I'm very much an independent.. but because I don't like Trump and I'm brown I MUST be a liberal
Do you think that Jesus would be behind Trump? Probably not... Therefore to the vast majority on this forum he'd be a libtard.
Y'all literally making the point so obvious but you're too low IQ to see it
I've never stated I'm a liberal and instead said many times I'm very much an independent.. but because I don't like Trump and I'm brown I MUST be a liberal
Do you think that Jesus would be behind Trump? Probably not... Therefore to the vast majority on this forum he'd be a libtard.
Y'all literally making the point so obvious but you're too low IQ to see it
Then you pick a meme that is Historically inaccurate, at least pick one that is true to some degree.
Do you think Jesus would be behind Biden?..Here is what smooth brained fools like yourself cannot grasp..NO ONE is in power that God does not allow to be. NO ONE. God used Pharaoh as much as He did Joshua.
It never ceases to amaze me that idiots like you have no idea whom Jesus was, but are always so quick to prostate Him to fit your narrative.
It's not that you are a legit moron(which you are), it's that you are such a dishonest and decisive one at that...but this has been obvious to anyone that has read any number of your posts. Thanks for always affirming what you are, a fool.
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Originally Posted By Dogkrack⏩
Jesus was israeli/jew srs"jesus was black guys. so am i"
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lol at jew subverted wannabe blacks.
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lol at jew subverted wannabe blacks.
Pretty funny how you've built a cult following her bunch of low iq losers lmao
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02-25-2023, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted By ye193x⏩
lmao the "jews" of today are the synogogue of satan and will burn in the eternal fire. lmao he wasnt "israeli" you jew retard. he was a roman citizen under the authority of rome you fuking lox bagel. just fuking lol at members of the synogogue of satan. have fun in hell schlomoJesus was israeli/jew srs
Pretty funny how you've built a cult following her bunch of low iq losers lmao
Dogcrap dog**** dogfgit
Pretty funny how you've built a cult following her bunch of low iq losers lmao
Dogcrap dog**** dogfgit
02-25-2023, 11:50 AM
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Imagine not being embarassed to post this 2016 soy meme
Especially as someone who votes for things that will make the country more like California, where homelessness and wealth disparity is worse than anywhere else
nevermind the irony of supporting all of the people who want to erase Jesus from society
Especially as someone who votes for things that will make the country more like California, where homelessness and wealth disparity is worse than anywhere else
nevermind the irony of supporting all of the people who want to erase Jesus from society
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Originally Posted By Paul
Didn't read a single fukn word. How mad does that make you?Talk about LOW IQ..you use a MEME that attempts to group Jesus into a political party..strong lack of comprehension of God's word.
Then you pick a meme that is Historically inaccurate, at least pick one that is true to some degree.
Do you think Jesus would be behind Biden?..Here is what smooth brained fools like yourself cannot grasp..NO ONE is in power that God does not allow to be. NO ONE. God used Pharaoh as much as He did Joshua.
It never ceases to amaze me that idiots like you have no idea whom Jesus was, but are always so quick to prostate Him to fit your narrative.
It's not that you are a legit moron(which you are), it's that you are such a dishonest and decisive one at that...but this has been obvious to anyone that has read any number of your posts. Thanks for always affirming what you are, a fool.
Then you pick a meme that is Historically inaccurate, at least pick one that is true to some degree.
Do you think Jesus would be behind Biden?..Here is what smooth brained fools like yourself cannot grasp..NO ONE is in power that God does not allow to be. NO ONE. God used Pharaoh as much as He did Joshua.
It never ceases to amaze me that idiots like you have no idea whom Jesus was, but are always so quick to prostate Him to fit your narrative.
It's not that you are a legit moron(which you are), it's that you are such a dishonest and decisive one at that...but this has been obvious to anyone that has read any number of your posts. Thanks for always affirming what you are, a fool.
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