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» We’re conjoined twins and share a vagina — but only one of us has a boyfriend
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post 1681614883 04-27-2023, 01:13 PM
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imagine dating one and breaking up

then start dating the other one
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post 1681615263 04-27-2023, 01:20 PM
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How many buttholes do they/them have?
post 1681615313 04-27-2023, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Imagine that on top of you, riding your meat pole, with 2 beautiful faces staring down at you. 4 eyes, looking intently with lust. Your mind drifts to that dark place, of a little choke play or full nelson anal but you start to worry about the logistics of it all. Which one do i choke? Both? How do i put a full nelson on two heads..what if i accidentily put it on the wrong one or can i put it on two at the same time? The questions constantly distracting you..you get frustrated and lose your erection. The one your with starts crying..questioning why you can't keep it up..."Is it our looks..do we DISGUST you!" The other head laughs and makes fun of you...the two start fighting but your too embarassed and ashamed of telling them the real reason you lost it. That you're a degenerate and you Misc.
Dammit, RICH, you should be a writer.
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post 1681616043 04-27-2023, 01:34 PM
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Can one breathe while the other holds her breath forever?

Can one sleep whole the other walks around?
post 1681616853 04-27-2023, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted By desslok
Only a matter of time until the one gets jealous for her BF cheating on her with her sister.
lol
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post 1681617123 04-27-2023, 01:54 PM
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So she just sits there and watches her sister have sex and let’s some dude bust in her vagina. Fuk outta here. She’s like the dude just as much as her sister. You think she’d let one of you miscers enter her sugarwalls just because her sister liked you?
post 1681617373 04-27-2023, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Procta
imagine dating one and breaking up

then start dating the other one
Well the other one does anal so you can't blame him given the options.
post 1681618073 04-27-2023, 02:13 PM
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just goes to show you that men will smash anything that breathes lolol
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post 1681618823 04-27-2023, 02:24 PM
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post 1681619183 04-27-2023, 02:29 PM
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I'd be happy with just a four hand job from that
post 1681619293 04-27-2023, 02:32 PM
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Do you think the other sister gets residue on her face when he blows his load on his girlfriends face?
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post 1681619303 04-27-2023, 02:32 PM
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Imagine the moans

"Oh Chad, oh Chad, ugh ugh, then the one who is not the girlfriend starts to mock the other and does it too.

"oh Chad, oh Chad"

"Stfu Erica!!"


Do you get turned on, or is it a buzz kill?
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post 1681619453 04-27-2023, 02:34 PM
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Intriguing
post 1681619533 04-27-2023, 02:36 PM
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the other one could make you a sandwich and keep you beer full...
post 1681619743 04-27-2023, 02:40 PM
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What’s his misc user name
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post 1681622553 04-27-2023, 03:39 PM
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So what do you do.....just put some earmuffs on one and then throw a blanket over her head....like she's a bird and you want to trick it into thinking it's night time?

What about if you and your girl are about to do the hanky panky, and the other one starts c0ck blocking, and ya'll just ignore her and smash the shared vagina anyway. Did I just rape a bitch, or did I just smash my girlfriend the normal?

What about the butthole....is it 50/50?? LOL. What if I'm extra horny and wanna be naughty with my girlfriend, and I start going to pound town and doing butt sexor, and my non-gf part of this freakshow is actually being chill about it because she secretly likes the power dynamics of anal and enjoys being dominated, but then as I'm about to bust my nut, I get light headed because I'm putting in a lot of work and I stand up too quickly to give my GF-side a huuuuuge facial, but in the confusion I bust my nut in the face of the "Karen" side....and because she's a Karen she thinks its disrespectful to cum on a girls face.....but this isn't just any facial.....this was an ass-to-mouth facial......and I bust a fat nut in Karen's face and give her face a good slapping with my dink.....and I realize there was just a tiny bit of poopy that came out on my dink, and the Karen realizes it. So now the Karen is going crazy because of a poop facial (but she secretly liked the anal) and my GF thinks I just "cheated" on her by busting my poop-laden nut on the Karen's face. So GF is crying, Karen is yelling but I can't take her seriously because she has poop on her face that looks like a Hitler mustache, and I'm basking in the warm glow of a post ass-to-mouth facial.
Who'd I really have sex with....was it a shared community butthole.....did I technically have sex with the Karen because it was shared community butthole and she got the poop facial thus making it like 80/20 Karen sex? Does my GF have a good argument that I cheated on her with Karen? Did anyone get raped? Worst of all, who is responsible for getting a towel for Karen or helping her clean the poop-cum off her face? I think a court of law would find me not liable for helping to clean the Karen due to being in the post-nut glow....in fact I'll prob just take a nap.

These are the real questions of our times......
post 1681622983 04-27-2023, 03:48 PM
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post 1681623253 04-27-2023, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By SYKO227
So this counts as two chicks at the same time? That's what you do with a million dollars Peter.
Definitely better than TPS reports or dealing with Lumberg.
Yeah Buddyyy! Light weight! Light weight baby!!!!
post 1681623493 04-27-2023, 03:59 PM
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Chad wins again
post 1681623583 04-27-2023, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted By CulturalDecay
So what do you do.....just put some earmuffs on one and then throw a blanket over her head....like she's a bird and you want to trick it into thinking it's night time?

What about if you and your girl are about to do the hanky panky, and the other one starts c0ck blocking, and ya'll just ignore her and smash the shared vagina anyway. Did I just rape a bitch, or did I just smash my girlfriend the normal?

What about the butthole....is it 50/50?? LOL. What if I'm extra horny and wanna be naughty with my girlfriend, and I start going to pound town and doing butt sexor, and my non-gf part of this freakshow is actually being chill about it because she secretly likes the power dynamics of anal and enjoys being dominated, but then as I'm about to bust my nut, I get light headed because I'm putting in a lot of work and I stand up too quickly to give my GF-side a huuuuuge facial, but in the confusion I bust my nut in the face of the "Karen" side....and because she's a Karen she thinks its disrespectful to cum on a girls face.....but this isn't just any facial.....this was an ass-to-mouth facial......and I bust a fat nut in Karen's face and give her face a good slapping with my dink.....and I realize there was just a tiny bit of poopy that came out on my dink, and the Karen realizes it. So now the Karen is going crazy because of a poop facial (but she secretly liked the anal) and my GF thinks I just "cheated" on her by busting my poop-laden nut on the Karen's face. So GF is crying, Karen is yelling but I can't take her seriously because she has poop on her face that looks like a Hitler mustache, and I'm basking in the warm glow of a post ass-to-mouth facial.
Who'd I really have sex with....was it a shared community butthole.....did I technically have sex with the Karen because it was shared community butthole and she got the poop facial thus making it like 80/20 Karen sex? Does my GF have a good argument that I cheated on her with Karen? Did anyone get raped? Worst of all, who is responsible for getting a towel for Karen or helping her clean the poop-cum off her face? I think a court of law would find me not liable for helping to clean the Karen due to being in the post-nut glow....in fact I'll prob just take a nap.

These are the real questions of our times......
Amen brother. Too many questions we need answers to!!!
Yeah Buddyyy! Light weight! Light weight baby!!!!
post 1681623953 04-27-2023, 04:06 PM
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I've had 3somes but never made two chicks cum at the same time. Fuark, mirin the bragging points this dude gets to tell.
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post 1681624183 04-27-2023, 04:09 PM
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post 1681624833 04-27-2023, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Procta
imagine dating one and breaking up

then start dating the other one
imagine both get BF's.
do you schedule sex a day or two apart so it has time to air out and unstretch?
post 1681625043 04-27-2023, 04:22 PM
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1 vagina...do they both feel it?
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post 1681625543 04-27-2023, 04:32 PM
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Lupita must be like, "get me the fuk out of here"
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post 1681625653 04-27-2023, 04:34 PM
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They say they dont have sex. So either dude is pretty much friendzoned or they lying to the cameras
post 1681625773 04-27-2023, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1


Around the 5 min mark they talk about the relationship, apparently they are not intimate at all
probably just a blowjob
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post 1681625953 04-27-2023, 04:41 PM
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Would be nice to cut my ass wiping in half
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post 1681626943 04-27-2023, 04:57 PM
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Imagine the double bj though where your cock is in the middle and they're making out either side of it then taking turns taking it down they're throats. Mirin
post 1681634823 04-27-2023, 07:23 PM
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