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Someone stole my dirtbike out of my garage when I was a kid, cops found it a couple years later 5 hours away. Got it back.

Left my bike outside Walgreens without a lock. Someone stole it. Found it a couple months later locked to a bike rack, and I cut the lock and took it back.

No, but I have robbed people before. Now that I'm not 16 anymore I don't do that **** but let me tell you some of my favorite moments from that era in my life:

When I was 16, I used to drink A LOT. A 4 pack of 8% beers was what I drank everyday. Anyways, I used to go to the biggest city in my area by train, and one day, when I was walking down a busy street with my friends I noticed a credit card on the ground right outside a pretty big store. I snatched it off the ground and showed it to one of my friends, this was the first "crime" I have committed in my life. My friend shouted "Holy **** anon found a credit card!"
I saw all of my friend's eyes light up as they knew what they could do with it. What my friends did was go to all of the little stores all over the city with a surgical mask and a hood (it was during the covid times) and then buy a small item for like 1 euro. Then, my friends would go to the counter, and tell the cashier they would like to use their credit card to pay and asked to withdraw 20€ on top of buying that item. Now you might think: How did you even use the cards? You didn't have the PIN code. Well, thanks to contactless payments, depending on the spending limits of each victim, we were able to withdraw a total of 50 - 100€ from each card. After doing this with 3 different cards over the span of 2 months, I got away with a total of 60€ and 2 packs of cigs. It might seem like chump change, but back then, when I didn't work and was a stupid high school kid, it was a lot. Anyways like I said I don't do that **** anymore and it really wasn't worth it because some poor bastards lost a day's worth of money because of a few high schoolers. Although I can still remember the rush of dopamine and adrenaline every time I found a card. Hope you guys enjoyed my little story!

Not really, but my credit card got pickpocketed by some sexy ass Latina with bright red dyed hair.

I felt both angry and sexually aroused.

My brother got robbed by his astronaut neighbor

Bike stolen, chain cut from a bike rack.

Car broken into. Work phone stolen, but missed my hidden gun

Some jogger cut into a window of my shared apartment when I was in college and stole my roommates Xbox while I was upstairs asleep.

Never been outright robbed, but obviously have been scammed a bunch of times. I dip my toe into some fairly degenerate behaviors, especially in places where I've been advised not to, so I've actually been really lucky at this point.

If you actually do karate I have no doubt you'd beat the **** out of the three of us

Anyways I'm glad I stopped that **** and I'd actually like to join the Polish military in the near future

Wait, you're a bull****ter aren't you? XD

Okay, you ****ing got me at first.

First of all, youre a ****ing loser bro. And I'm not even trying to be mean or demeaning, I don't think you have the mental clarity to realize that you need to get the **** off this forum and turn your life around.

Second of all, you are ****ing retorded, Cody. How the **** can a "man" dox himself this badly?

Third of all, you're a fat boitch that at this rate, will never accomplish anything in his life. Stop stealing other people's identity and become someone who actually does something with his ****ing life.

Oh and also you believe all women are whores and think the "jews" run everything. Get your ****ing life together bro. I have seen many dimwits on the internet but you? I have never seen a manlet so butthurt about his ****ty life that he spends all of his free time on a bodybuilding forum. And the funniest part is that you aren't even a bodybuilder, you haven't even touched a sport in your entire 45 years of existing on this earth. Get a ****ing job bro, I bet your chest-haired mother would at least think of you as a man rather than who you really are. Do it for yourself you filthy sack of sh*t.

Yeah. A bunch of black guys came up to me and told me to take off my jacket in high school. Wasn’t gonna lose my life over a jacket. You much of coward ***gats