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post 1682915153 05-18-2023, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Schnitzl⏩
There is no reason for executives to want people to WFO other than to feel like their jobs are worth something

https://www.apollotechnical.com/work...ty-statistics/

Several studies over the past few months show productivity while working remotely from home is better than working in an office setting. On average, those who work from home spend 10 minutes less a day being unproductive, work one more day a week, and are 47% more productive.

A study by Standford of 16,000 workers over 9 months found that working from home increase productivity by 13%. This increase in performance was due to more calls per minute attributed to a quieter more convenient working environment and working more minutes per shift because of fewer breaks and sick days.

In this same study workers also reported improved work satisfaction, and attrition rates were cut by 50%.

Working Remotely Can Increase Productivity up to 77%
77% of those who work remotely at least a few times per month show increased productivity, with 30% doing more work in less time and 24% doing more work in the same period of time according to a survey by ConnectSolutions.
Why do people keep acting like it's about productivity?

Mr. Noseberg wants to look you in the eye and watch you bow to him, the superior man. That's all it is. No study needed. Life is, and will always be about MOGGIN.

He wants to know you woke up at 6AM and sat in traffic for an hour just so you could kiss his brass ring in person. Imagine what that feels like for him, how life affirming it is to have a whole floor full of productive little wagies running around making money for him. I'm getting a semi just thinking about it.
post 1682915283 05-18-2023, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Elon already has more money than he would ever need but still works non stop, sleeps on the floor of his factories, etc

Can say a lot of things about him but his work drive is insane and he sees all this for what it is: “the economy” is the process of advancing humanity/society and $$$ is merely a unit of exchange facilitating trade in pursuit of that. The ultimate goal right now should be population of another planet largely to mitigate the risks associated with our civilization inhabiting only one planet.

Next step is to move outside our solar system to mitigate the risks associated with being tied to one star.
Solar system migration is so far down the list of chit that should be addressed that even mentioning it is absurd. Finding a way to tackle pollution at a large scale and increasing overall human QOL are far more pressing issues that Elon hardly seems interested in tackling outside of his cars which quite frankly are a poor solution. The irony is that he's doing tesla to help tackle car emissions and the boring company to help reduce traffic congestion whilst he hates WFH which is one of the easiest solutions to tackle both fuel emissions and traffic because a significant portion of drivers will no longer have to commute.
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post 1682915743 05-18-2023, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Kind of agree with him on this. If your job can be done entirely from home, how long do you have before AI or ****** replaces you for 1/5 the cost?

Know your role, peasant slaves.
Yep

Covid showed how pointless 2/3rds of office jobs are

Literally make work positions to artificially create consumers, sooner or later when our currencies collapse all these positions will evaporate
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post 1682916303 05-18-2023, 01:26 AM
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post 1682916363 05-18-2023, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted By roosky11⏩
Easy to tell people to go back to work when the only work you're doing is figuring out how to spend your Billions. I give him credit for building his empire. But hard to take him seriously when it doesn't apply to him. A billionaire who rises from the ranks of those he oversees will forever have more respect and authority to govern those below him than someone who spent their life stepping on people to amass that wealth and position.
Elon worked his ass off his entire life bro. You don't even know the level he's on lol. Nobody on misc does
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post 1682916373 05-18-2023, 01:29 AM
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The taliban would rather have hellfire missiles raining down on their heads, converting their friends and family into pink mist, than suffer through life as wagies lmao.


post 1682916813 05-18-2023, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted By ClevageGobbler⏩
Elon worked his ass off his entire life bro. You don't even know the level he's on lol. Nobody on misc does
Musk is probably the single biggest welfare grifter in the history of the world. Have no idea how he tricks you rubes into being socialists.
post 1682917633 05-18-2023, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted By niospecv⏩
I disagree. If the work can be done from home and is good work, what is the fooken problem? Everyone wins.
Nobody asked the owners of commercial properties/office buildings if they consent lmaooooooooooo
post 1682918763 05-18-2023, 03:41 AM
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I wonder what kind of boss would subject their wagies to this?

post 1682919053 05-18-2023, 03:57 AM
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just lol @ thinking outsourced ****** can replace the WFH engineers.

****** are horrible to collab with and they write the most outdated spaghetti you have hever seen. goto srs;
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post 1682919253 05-18-2023, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Mediocremanlet⏩
just lol @ thinking outsourced ****** can replace the WFH engineers.

****** are horrible to collab with and they write the most outdated spaghetti you have hever seen. goto srs;
It's only a matter of time before PajeetGPT starts taking over ded srs. Think about how much they have to pay these nerds right now to barely work full time. And it costs something like $80k to ramp up a new hire.
post 1682919403 05-18-2023, 04:27 AM
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Party is almost over for wagies

post 1682919473 05-18-2023, 04:32 AM
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post 1682919503 05-18-2023, 04:32 AM
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Been in the office all through the plandemic without fail. Most people "working from home" are lazy ****s (I would be too) and shouldn't be surprised if they lose their garbage job for someone willing to go into the office IMO
Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
"Foreign workers" a.k.a Mexicans/South Americans who came across the border recently LMFAO. It's happeningggggg
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post 1682919523 05-18-2023, 04:33 AM
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Things pulling wagies back into cages:
-commercial real estate failing
-cyber security risks
-AI/India taking your job
-entire cities income based on wagies consooming downtown
-human nature for boss's to have control
-female eye candy at the work place (semi srs)
-national acceptance that it was just the flu bro

Things keeping you WFH
-I enjoy wearing whatever pants I want

Good luck WFH boyos, better get that dry cleaning done before Monday. Remember, out of sight, out of mind.
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post 1682919593 05-18-2023, 04:37 AM
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If you can work from home 100% of the time, I guarantee a ****** can do your job at half the cost.
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post 1682919733 05-18-2023, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted By jackamo2887⏩
If you can work from home 100% of the time, I guarantee a ****** can do your job at half the cost.
Can always tell the tradies or unskilled workers by comments like this. Just because literally anyone of any race, gender, or IQ can swing a hammer or unclog a toilet doesn't mean that anyone has the intellectual capacity to do the work we WFH wagies do. Hell, many companies are bringing their call centers back because of the language barriers and underperformance. How in the world would anyone expect folks from other countries to solve the complex, industry specific problems we're asked to ever day?

Just lol at tradies or those who have to march onto their factory floor every day.
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post 1682919843 05-18-2023, 04:47 AM
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3 years WFH and no sign of stopping...


LOVE jerking off during work hours..... If my boss calls me back to the office I'd still just stay my as5 at home and keep jerking off... I ain't commuting.....
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1682920093 05-18-2023, 04:59 AM
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nice try elon
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Pretty sure they were told to work from home & didn't ask.
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
"People should get off their goddamn moral high horse with the work-from-home bull****,” he said. “They’re asking everyone else to not work from home while they do.”

LMAO. A billionaire just said the plebs need to get off their high horse. 4d jew chess moves from the world's richest African American... what a world.
Elon is still hustling, he's not sitting back jerking off.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Party is almost over for wagies

OH, is this supposed to be a new trend? WRONG.... tech companies have been trying this model for decades and they always end up bringing the tech jobs back to the states. ****** are just too incompetent to write decent code.


Not even remotely worried, I'll keep jerking off while the management team threatens to end WFH... this gravy train ain't gonna end for another 4 years.
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1682920333 05-18-2023, 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
OH, is this supposed to be a new trend? WRONG.... tech companies have been trying this model for decades and they always end up bringing the tech jobs back to the states. ****** are just too incompetent to write decent code.


Not even remotely worried, I'll keep jerking off while the management team threatens to end WFH... this gravy train ain't gonna end for another 4 years.
Biden will probably win in 24. Then it's really over.
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Originally Posted By PaddleBunt⏩
It's literally exactly the same work whether its being done from home or in person. The difference is that WFH means you get to skip the commute (easily saving most people 3-5 hours of UNPAID time a week and gas $$), you can wear what you want, you don't have to put on a fake persona all day with coworkers you don't give a chit about and when you're done with your work for the day you don't have to go through an elaborate, pointless act to seem like you're being productive with the last couple of hours of the day.

I've always been able to efficiently streamline my work to get it done faster than required and all it led to was punishment by being given more bullchit work just because 'if you have time to lean you have time to clean' mentality middle managers without any additional compensation. As a result I'd just purposefully do everything slower to stretch it out over the day. That's all time wasted that I could have been using for my own self-care at home.

Everybody knows that most people in an 8 hour day are productive for like 3-5 hours maximum. If the work is getting done there is literally 0 point keeping people around for another 3 hours just because you're an extrovert who can't handle not having people to talk to during that day.
You're entirely missing the point. If all this is true, and there is nothing in your job that can't be done remotely, then why not just pay someone living in a 3rd world country a 10th of what they are paying you to do it instead?
post 1682920453 05-18-2023, 05:17 AM
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NO ONE is working, whether you're in the office or WFH, everyone is fed up with corporate culture where undeserving people get paid high salaries while the hardworking people get trampled.

Everyone is just doing the bare minimum and taking 15 minute smoking breaks every 5 minutes.

Management is stuck in quandry: they themselves don't know how to do any of the daily tasks, so they can't fire the staff even though the staff is doing sh/t work and taking 15 minute smoking breaks every 5 minutes.....


Boyos, keep slacking off, keep jerking off in the bathrooms and stealling coffee.... only a fool works hard....
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Originally Posted By CopeOnIt⏩
You're entirely missing the point. If all this is true, and there is nothing in your job that can't be done remotely, then why not just pay someone living in a 3rd world country a 10th of what they are paying you to do it instead?
Because they can't do it anywhere close to well enough to justify the money saved. There have been many attempts to outsource in this way it just never works. The problem is people assume that just because work can be done at home that it somehow requires less skill/communication which is untrue.

Companies don't sell to the 3rd world, they sell to the 1st world. Which means that if they want their product/services to be excellent they need to hire people that contextually understand what that service/product should be like. Some guy who's lived in poverty in India his entire life isn't going to understand the nuances of western society, cultural expectations or pain points well enough to engage with the companies vision and make creative and viable adjustments and will usually lack the language fluency to communicate to fill in these gaps.

Have fun explaining to your software team lead that he has to work with a guy in a completely different time zone, communicating in broken English over a chit tier mic with unstable internet and coding ability thats 5 years old. It's just stupid
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie⏩
Can always tell the tradies or unskilled workers by comments like this. Just because literally anyone of any race, gender, or IQ can swing a hammer or unclog a toilet doesn't mean that anyone has the intellectual capacity to do the work we WFH wagies do. Hell, many companies are bringing their call centers back because of the language barriers and underperformance. How in the world would anyone expect folks from other countries to solve the complex, industry specific problems we're asked to ever day?

Just lol at tradies or those who have to march onto their factory floor every day.
Imagine thinking people from other countries cant speak English, lmao, SAD. A monkey can do your job sillie, even better yet, a ****** monkey can do it for cheap and I, the consumer, can reap the cost benefit. Biriful.
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
NO ONE is working, whether you're in the office or WFH, everyone is fed up with corporate culture where undeserving people get paid high salaries while the hardworking people get trampled.
This is funny and true, but seriously, the world depends on 99% of people being brain dead NPC wagies. So I'm not sure which side I should be on.
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As a cubie who now works from home most of the time I actually agree. My productivity DROPPED by about 60% working from home. I do all kinds of crap instead of working. Granted Im in the office now and miscing so its not like Ive ever been putting in 100%.

But you know what? I still meet deadlines, my job is still secure and you can suck my fat D if you think Im ever going back to the office full time.

You know why? Because I make the same amount of money doing WAY less work and having WAY more time for myself.
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Originally Posted By EnderG60⏩
You know why? Because I make the same amount of money doing WAY less work and having WAY more time for myself.
That's the exact reason you're getting replaced lol

Mr. noseberg gives zero fukks about your quality of life. He wants WORKERS, who will fund his luxurious lifestyle.
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