Nope I haven’t

God was always the Villain. Satan loved humanity so much that God expelled him from heaven. Satan argued humans deserved better treatment and should be showered in all their wants/needs .

God being the Creator, simply wanted to have fun with his new little experiment - constantly putting humans through horrible "tests" to prove their devotion.

Jesus didn't sacriice himself, he was punished by his Father for trying to help humanity.

Go on…

Who is Jesus?

Bro…

I cant lucid dream. I’m aware of what it is but I can’t do it.

I probably have brain damage or something from all the drinking. When I was a kid I lucid dreamt once that I can remember.

It’s pretty cool, but it’s obviously all created by your brain.

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi. p.s. close the borders

Do not test God.

He reveals himself to those who have faith. He revealed himself to me. I wasn't supposed to see 2023, yet here I am.

Read and STUDY the bible, both Old and New Testament.

I had faith when I was a child and I have read/studied the Bible.

Nothing ever revealed itself to me, and the more I read/studied the Bible the more I realized how absurd it is.

God shows himself to me when I get phucked up on psychedelics and destroy a little femboy's ass. Maybe you aren't degenmaxxing hard enough for the lord to bless you.

Even if God did, a lot of you would still refuse to know Him. You love your sinful lives too much.