Party Island in Spain-lots of dance music, full of British slags & male piss-heads looking to go bareback, popular with the Club 18-30 crowd.

The best looking sloots I've seen you post yet

this

Good job boyo. All look good.

Doing what the incels deem impossible.

Never ever spent a penny on hookers/strippers and I’m proud of that.The beard, 100% srs, the attention I garner now is night and day since I grew it

On spread brah das it mane. Live laugh love

How did your pal do?

Did you smash raw?

Big up Matty. Always heading to the best festivals and now Ibiza during the opening season. Pulls hot young sloots and has a great bunch of friends to party with.

Such a contrast to the hateful basement dwelling loners on here that spend all day whining about politics and women lol. Keep it up brah, great threads.

Repped, outstanding job OP.

I was gonna say she looks better than decent. She's the hottest of all of the sloots.

Srsly wish I could pull off the love island NPC look

Tall
Tan
Random arm sleeve
Jaw surgery
Muscle

Matty is probably the last Chad on this forum that gets consistent results

What is your age OP

Damn girl #1 is pretty af. The glow is insane. Mirin hard bruh. I need to do Ibiza within the next year or 2

dang. good job all around.

Wow this fuker, so while we were there, he matched a good looking German girl on bumble and told her to come with her mate to a club called Amnesia. We’re there a while, we’re talking to the German girls in OP and he gets a message to say she’s here. He dips out to meet her. He messages me to come find them because the other girl she’s with is like an 8/10, sends me a picture of them on snap, was an affirmative 8/10 so I go to find them. I get to them and him and the bumble girl are all over each other, with the other nowhere to be seen. Turns out she knew another guy there from earlier that day and was elsewhere with him, fair enough, I go back to the other German girls. Later I go back with the brunette one and he messaged me to say he’s left with the bumble girl, cool.

When we get back to our our apartment for a debrief, he tells me he was in their apartment with the blonde bumble girl, her mate came back without the guy she was speaking to. He proceeds to smash the bumble girl, then the other girl apparently joined in, which I was low key gutted about because the pictures he showed me after of her, she was fire. It was even more annoying because he said he showed her pics of me and she said I was good looking.

I raw dogged the 3 I smashed and didn’t pull out of 2.Thanks brah, appreciated.Deep down you love me31, 32 in 2 weeks.

Is OP the guy from the "fuk you Matt" meme or was that another Matt? I guess it's not a meme that really stuck so I bet most miscers will be unaware.

Good job on the girls, glad to see you and your pal finally hooked up.

So is that a Spring Break seasonal destination or is it busy all year round? Or is it like Vegas busy every weekend?

Ibiza is busy year round but I'm sure during UK and Russian holiday weekends it'll be busier. Those loud fukkers really take over those places.

Well clearly you must be telling the truth because the Internet is no place for people to not lie.

Ibiza season runs from the last weekend of May to the first week of October and it’s literally busy there EVERY day. There’s around 8 super clubs where all the worlds best DJ’s have residencies, so no matter when you go, it’s a stacked day/night, as long as you’re into the music too.

Well, I mean yeh, I could be lying I suppose, you’ll just have to accept it on face value. Little secret, Vascularnanlet once posted an escort smash of a little cute English blonde girl (literally my type) around 4-5 years ago, I pm’d him to send me the link to her page. I messaged her and arranged a meet. It got to the morning of it and I literally felt disgusted at the thought of paying for sex, so I blocked this girls number and deactivated my account on the site where I messaged her. For me I like the chase and the bit of graft, plus I don’t know if I’d want to smash a girl knowing she’s only doing it because I’m paying her.

thanks for the reply. I've heard DJ sets from ibiza but was never exactly sure what it was all about.

your thread makes me think I could even get laid there by a hottie, and I'm a pretty serious person.

Good job. These are better lays than I’ve ever gotten.

You met all these girl through apps? Did they basically tell you they’re DTF before even meeting or after you met? Did you have to game them and escalate to sex or did you guys just go clubbing and sex was assumed?

Mirin
Need details on each night and the smashing
Did you creampie, how big is your cawk, etc


Yeah I think I’m just gonna go travel for a while
Did you get OWO DFK CIM op?

No no apps, all in person.

Aussie girl: caught me talking to my friend while watching Calvin Harris at Ushuaïa, turned around and said she loves an English accent. Proceeded to tell me that her type was tall, English with a northern accent, dark hair. I lied and said mine was a blonde Aussie. She came back to mine from there.

English girl: so my pal knew quite a lot of people there as he’s constantly out clubbing back home. He knew one girl who was there with the blonde one and some gay guy. We went to ocean beach, the five of us. While laid on the bed there, I was chatting to the blonde and we were asking each other, what our types were, if we were single etc. Told her I wanted to grab drinks with her when we were back home. Went to a club called Pacha together that night, got more intimate. She was already staying at the same apartment as me and my mate so this was easy. We left before the others so we had an apartment to ourselves for a bit until the others came back. We’re actually going on an hike together in a few weeks.

German girl: met in Amnesia, asked her to take a picture of my mate and I (always do this with a girl I want to talk to to work an angle without coming off as a creep), asked if she wanted one, told her I take amazing pictures. I jestermaxxed slightly by putting these lights things on the bottom of their drinks bottle so that they lit up, she didn’t actually know how to speak much English, but knew how to write/read it. Got her number and text her while stood next to her saying that I think we should fuk. That was that lol.

Mirin the English bird, looks to have a good rack as well.
GJDM.

Your buddy looks like he can suck a golf ball through a garden hose (no homo)

Mirin he let you put pic up on trophy wall.

Lmao I remember exactly who you’re on about.

But fair enough bro whoremaxxing isn’t for everyone tbh and you seem to shag lots of birds without paying so can’t hate.

I’m off to Benidorm next week with the lads, gonna try pull some sloots for free if not will probably end up in a brothel lol.