moggers

Second guy on the left looks like his facial features are to small for the rest of his head.

Had movie companys all over my ass, wanna make a movie about me since i was 12 years old. Aint nothing like some real life hardcore street **** to draw in a couple billion in the box office.

Had a meeting just last week with movie bosses. Got all the money n **** sorted out, $100 mil son. Hooked me up with a tight ass trailer on set, 50 inch plasma screen, kingsize bed, phone, couple tons of weights, fridge stocked with beer n ****.

I make sum calls n staright up i got agents begging me to get their actors onboard, im like "**** Ben Affleck" only guy man enough to play me is that Polska strongman. Call him up and im like "you wanna get some Oscars n **** playing me??", didnt need to ask twice. I tell him to gain another 20lbs o muscle n get over to LA for filming.

Dont need no script. All a true story straight outta my head. You pussies aint never gonna believe the kinda actions scene i got, close up bone snappin, police chases, beatdowns, a different 10 in every scene. This is how i roll.

Got a couple more strong assed guys playing my crew. Had to book em in for plastic surgery n **** cause they are ugly ****ers but aint no one else got the jacked frame to play us.

Went down to the set last night. Got my whole hometown made up, house clubs, park, lake. Got a couple hundred gallons of blood too for the action scenes. Producer saw it and is like "wtf u need all this for" and tell him "this aint no steven spielberg son. some peeps r getting get messed the **** up up in here"

Been filiming some opening scenes today when my dad gets a beatdown for talking ****, me n the crew are watching from the set, had to stop filming 3 times cause we were hollering n laughing. Good memories.



This summer, youd best get ready.

Cast:

Me:Polska stronbgman
Dad: Robert Deniro
Barmaids at the club: Coiple californian 10's of the beach
Director: My man J-Bomb


You want Pg13 go see that ***** bruce Willis, this is extreme **** here son.

I'm not impressed bud

Why are their clothes so tight. Looks very gay. Wearing tight high sleeve Ts when you are jacked looks DUMB, no one can tell me otherwise.

That’s why cannot wear Fred perry polos even though I like em

alright what do I need to do to impress you then? (ded fkn Srs)

Can I roll with y'all? Mirin Hard and I would fit right in.

Fine but You gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean. Earn your keep (ded fkn Srs)

You sound like you are ready to mount up. No homo

always on spread boyo so I will spread my cheeks instead (ded fkn Srs)