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post 1686689443 07-17-2023, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted By PartyGirlz⏩
imagine bragging about trying to rape another man on a public forum, youโ€™re literal garbage
guy was a pidor tho
post 1686690093 07-17-2023, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
level 1 is work prison right? where you have to leave everyday to do slave labor for 5 cents an hour. i heard guys intentionally get in trouble to move up to level 2
Guys who were there on a violation did that, but not me
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post 1686690193 07-17-2023, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
I have 4 DUI's and a manslaughter conviction, chit sucks. I also escaped prison for a few weeks and got caught and had to do an extra 15 months. life sucks in the pen man, turning old and cold and your soul is your best friend....
I hear you man, I was in for a five stretch was supposed to be easy time. Then I arrived and the hootin' and hollerin' started, I have a reputation and they were waiting. Spent most of that in the hole, too much fightin'. made my cellie hold on to my belt loop when we walked around so everyone knew he was mine.

Life is tough in the box.
post 1686690423 07-17-2023, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
I have 4 DUI's and a manslaughter conviction, chit sucks. I also escaped prison for a few weeks and got caught and had to do an extra 15 months. life sucks in the pen man, turning old and cold and your soul is your best friend....
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post 1686691103 07-17-2023, 03:54 PM
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"Intent to Penetrate" brah.

So like, did he only intend to penetrate some broad? and backed out at the last minute? or he intended to penetrate, and she said "nope". Or was he trying to rape a man, man?
post 1686691163 07-17-2023, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Fitnessguy24⏩
Definitely me. Two bank robberies plus I attempted to rape a child molester in the county jail.

I also broke into my neighbors windows with my bare fists and beat his ass as I was bleeding
Are you proud of having a criminal record?
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I was locked up in Folsom prison when it was a level 1 and 2 facility.
(level 3 and 4 are the most hard core)
I bet no one messed with you.
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post 1686691413 07-17-2023, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Fitnessguy24⏩
Definitely me. Two bank robberies plus I attempted to rape a child molester in the county jail.

I also broke into my neighbors windows with my bare fists and beat his ass as I was bleeding
now the guy was a child molester. first it was you were off your anti-gay meds and now it's he was a child molester
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post 1686691613 07-17-2023, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted By bsrkoacar2⏩
I have like 15 misdemeanors. Im pretty sure they disappear from your record after like 7 years. Hasn't impacted getting a good job. I told them ahead of time and explained I was a raging alcoholic in college and theyve been fine with it. The response I would get is, "I don't care as long as we can insure you to drive."
Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
I have 4 DUI's and a manslaughter conviction, chit sucks. I also escaped prison for a few weeks and got caught and had to do an extra 15 months. life sucks in the pen man, turning old and cold and your soul is your best friend....
wtf if true...;

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post 1686692083 07-17-2023, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
wtf if true...;

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first time I agree 100% with you everyone that drives while being drunk should die a horrible slow death.
post 1686695453 07-17-2023, 05:18 PM
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got a few convictions and been to the big house

i didnt feel i was guilty though, lawyer fukd me
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post 1686695913 07-17-2023, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By messomi⏩
first time I agree 100% with you everyone that drives while being drunk should die a horrible slow death.
So murder is morally superior to drinking and driving?

Strong logic
post 1686695983 07-17-2023, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces⏩
most companies do back ground checks so you might as well be up front and honest about it. in some states it takes several years to have the record sealed
Absolutely incorrect for arrest records.


Also, if the truth will disqualify you from getting the job. Lie. Pretty obvious.
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post 1686697053 07-17-2023, 05:42 PM
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I got a parking ticket and a speeding ticket once. (Super Ded fkn Srs)
post 1686704433 07-17-2023, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By themossad⏩
and you're a nazi? Wow brah...talk about a trainwreck.
doppnt you ever call me a nazi u motherfucvjikasdhjer!!!


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post 1686704833 07-17-2023, 07:54 PM
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I got arrested twice as a juvenile. One for robbery and one for criminal mischief (graffiti). Both in the 90s. I was a different person back then. Bad neighborhood
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post 1686704883 07-17-2023, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
doppnt you ever call me a nazi u motherfucvjikasdhjer!!!


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post 1686705113 07-17-2023, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Smithers115⏩
ive gotten two speeding tickets, bit of a dangerous 1%er over here
yeah i got a speeding ticket when i was like 19

life has been pretty chill since then lol
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post 1686705683 07-17-2023, 08:14 PM
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post 1686705763 07-17-2023, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
wtf if true...;

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Lmao it's true bro. Misdemeanors are like public intox and disturbing the peace. Got sober 7 years ago and haven't had any legal issues since.
post 1686705793 07-17-2023, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
doppnt you ever call me a nazi u motherfucvjikasdhjer!!!


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post 1686705893 07-17-2023, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By messomi⏩
first time I agree 100% with you everyone that drives while being drunk should die a horrible slow death.
hey now, the manslaughter conviction is unrelated to the drunk driving. I was drunk at work and accidentally turned on an industrial lathe while a guy was working on it
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post 1686707133 07-17-2023, 08:54 PM
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Nothing more than parking tickets, and even those were about a decade though. It's not hard to stay out of trouble..
post 1686716113 07-18-2023, 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
hey now, the manslaughter conviction is unrelated to the drunk driving. I was drunk at work and accidentally turned on an industrial lathe while a guy was working on it
lol
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post 1686716423 07-18-2023, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
Absolutely incorrect for arrest records.


Also, if the truth will disqualify you from getting the job. Lie. Pretty obvious.
Could you explain what is incorrect in my state even if not convicted to seal your arrest you have to wait 5 years after the dismissal and 7 for expungement.
post 1686716443 07-18-2023, 01:52 AM
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Been arrested too many times to count and Iโ€™m a felon.

Iโ€™m a upstanding citizen now though.
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
Picked up 2 permanent infractions from Misc Mods

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I've done some hard time.
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Originally Posted By Fitnessguy24⏩
Definitely me. Two bank robberies plus I attempted to rape a child molester in the county jail.

I also broke into my neighbors windows with my bare fists and beat his ass as I was bleeding
Holy ****!!
post 1686717113 07-18-2023, 02:31 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
got a few convictions and been to the big house

i didnt feel i was guilty though, lawyer fukd me
Jesus. I have minor **** like dui and I fought a cop but got it lowered and Iโ€™ve actually arm robbed 2 people. Nothing Iโ€™m proud of but they deserved it. My record is clean but I feel heart for mf who arenโ€™t because this is bull****.
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Originally Posted By Immichaelski⏩
Jesus. I have minor **** like dui and I fought a cop but got it lowered and Iโ€™ve actually arm robbed 2 people. Nothing Iโ€™m proud of but they deserved it. My record is clean but I feel heart for mf who arenโ€™t because this is bull****.
Only reason I got out of 2of my dui is because I was ****ing the judge daughter. It was so promising at the time but now who cares right?
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