it sounds like you stuck around way too long you fukn weirdo

Is it a weird feeling to be jealous of your own son?

Never actually walked in on them, but took a load of laundry into my son's room once and laying right on top of the trash in the trash can was a condom wrapper.

So you got he and his gf a separate hotel room and didn't expect them to be fukin.

I'm not even a dad and I know you leave teenagers alone for 3 minutes and they already got it in while you were gone

Should've started clapping.

Was she moaning? Or was it pretty quiet?

How old is gf?

Has she had a lot of boyfriends before?

Did you see her underwear nearby? What type and color was it?

ded

You shut the door? What are you gay?

fokinnnnnnnnnnn lol

GJDM you're gonna be a grandpa at 40. Congrats on the new baby!

pics of sons gf

OP watchin CP live in person. Gross.

Learning the truth can be a painful experience, especially for progressive, but that's not the point of this post. The point is that you shouldn't let yourself be flummoxed by progressive's fast talk and air of self-confidence. The rest of this letter is focused exclusively on progressive, not because I harbor any ill-will towards him but because he has been known to say that he is a paragon of morality and wisdom. That notion is so rapacious, I hardly know where to begin refuting it. He says that a plausible excuse is a satisfactory substitute for performance. Yet he also wants to add insult to injury. Am I the only one who sees the irony there? I ask because my love for people necessitates that I champion the force of goodness against the greed of the most unbalanced publishers of hate literature you'll ever see. Yes, I face opposition from progressive; However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder. I like to say that I think that progressive should take more responsibility for his actions. He never directly acknowledges such truisms but instead tries to turn them around to make it sound like I'm saying that he's renowned for his racial and cultural sensitivity. I guess that version better fits his style—or should I say, "agenda"? He pompously claims that linguacious menaces should be given absolute authority to funnel significant amounts of money to disrespectful wretches. That sort of nonsense impresses many people, unfortunately. I once overheard progressive say something quite astonishing. Are you strapped in? Progressive said that our unalienable rights are merely privileges that he can dole out or retract. Can you believe that? At least his statement made me realize that he has blood on his hands. Naturally, progressive pretends to be an innocent lamb who has our best interests at heart. We all know the reality: If he really had our best interests at heart, he wouldn't destroy the sovereignty of all nations and every feeling or expression of patriotism. Sometimes it seems eccentric egotists are like a farmer who, in the spring, would work the ground, plant seeds, fertilize, and cultivate the ground for a period of time. And then, perhaps, he decides to go off to Hawaii and have a good time and forget the reason he planted the crop in the first place. Well, a farmer wouldn't do that. But progressive would advocate measures that others criticize for being excessively vengeful if he got the chance. His asseverations are one part cannibalism, two parts privatism. That's probably obvious to a blind man on a galloping horse. Nevertheless, I suspect that few people reading this letter are aware that progressive's scare tactics have proven to be a complete disaster in both theory and practice. Yes, I could add that his brain must work very different from mine, but I wanted to keep my message simple and direct. I didn't want to distract you from the main thrust of my message, which is that if a cogent, logical argument entered progressive's brain, no doubt a concussion would result. It is high time for someone to lend a helping hand. Will that someone be you?

smellz

You should high five him

Boy these pics sure are great!! Nice job OP

shoulda given him an "atta boy" and smacked him on the ass.

49 posts, and not one asked to offer to spit roast the GF, then high-5 each other.

Family not even once.

leaving disappointed.

As if OP isn't going to fap later thinking about his son's young conquest taking a hog like a porn star.

Make sure you steal a pair of her panties to do it with.

Classic Hilton Head
Inb4 a miscer asks “why didn’t you join in?”
This


Edit:In after

Gonna be sitting in silence at dinner, just glaring at his wife while she yammers on about todays shopping and how the one salesperson “gave her attitude”

Thinking all the while about how she never spread eagles like that anymore and she’ll probably “have a headache” tonight and shame you for wanting to bang saying “why are you so obsessed with sex?”

Meanwhile son and his slam pig sit there happily eating and giggling at each other from across the table, thinking “that could’ve been me”, “thatshould’ve been me”

Your sons 16 year old gf was allowed to come on vacation with you??
You gave them their own room and didn't think to knock before entering??

Of course they're gonna be screwing as much as possible lol

Jfl at using condoms

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Can't go wrong with teen pussy, most googled pron category on the net btw

Hope you grabbed her stinky wet panties off the ground to fap with yea man sounds good

This. OP you should've known the second that door was closed he was stripping her lululemons off and taking her to pound town

Tell me you at least snapped a couple pics for the family photo album.

Is the sloot pegging the son? Surely the boy is blue.

You missed out on teenage love

you'll never be 16 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 30's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy