Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

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Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

The deal I just crushed would have him wanting to pick up some of the slack around X. As is, the value of his company is a third of what he paid for it 9 months ago, son. That's probably killing it in hillbilly land, but it's not in the world of business buyouts, son.

Hey Carl, one of the caddies said somebody tossed a used condom in the woods over by the 9th fairway.. Think you could do something with that before any of the Crushers see it? Thanks, son.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

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BTC to $200k

It looks like Elon hired his youngest to handle the architectural side of the building's new logo:









Anyway, while tanking the value is obviously not good business at face value,howeverthis is one of those exceptionally rare case where scuttling the ship is the best thing for everyone, including the rats too dumb enough to sink with it. Next to nothing would realisticallyfixall of the problems inherent with social media like twitter/x, so might as well toast some marshmallows on the fire.

Originally Posted By metroins⏩

Does not trigger me, but makes it hard to say in common speech.

"Hey, did you see what Elon Xeeted?" "Did you see what Elon said on X?" "Did you see what Elon Tweeted?" "Did you see what Elon said on Twitter?"

Maybe it will get easier, I probably said the same thing when I saw Google for the first time, I think I was using altavista back then.

Yeah, I guess you would pronounce it like "Zeet/Zeeted," because the alternative is, "ex-eeted," which sounds awfully close to "excreted." As appropriate as the latter is given the context, it gets even better in Spanish where it would be pronounced, "Seet/Seeted," which makes it sound a bit like, "shít."

I don't know, maybe I'm actually starting to come around tothat.

Originally Posted By goingcia⏩

Doesnt trigger me but is probably the worst decision yet.

Twitter was iconic and a part of common vocabularly (“tweeting” is like “googling” for an internet search), which is what every brand dreams of. Dropping it was as dumb as renaming coca cola.

The new app logo also looks like chit. I keep thinking its some random crypto app i installed. Should have kept the colors at least.

Musk can be a real retard from time to time.

True, and he could have just did what Google did and created the Alphabet umbrella or ******** and Meta but with his X fetish.

And it isclearlysome kind of fetish/obsession; he's even having the bloodyconference rooms renamed, and I schit you not, the names include "eXposure," "eXult," and "s3xy," because those make you think, "conference room!"

Creating a parent company/brand would at least make some sense over renaming his most recognizable one given his supposed ambitions:

Among Musk's grander plans for the company is his desire to make Twitter an "everything app," which would combine social media with shopping and banking.

In any case, I already don't have the app installed, and I sure as hell wouldn't trust his Mickey Mouse operation for banking or anything involving a stored credit card.

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Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

The deal I just crushed would have him wanting to pick up some of the slack around X. As is, the value of his company is a third of what he paid for it 9 months ago, son. That's probably killing it in hillbilly land, but it's not in the world of business buyouts, son.

Keep telling yourself that.

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Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

Too late. The wire already came through yesterday morning, son.

That's awesome, son!

And a deal this big would probably even be newsworthy too I'm betting. Post up a link for us and lets all celebrate!

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

That's awesome, son!

And a deal this big would probably even be newsworthy too I'm betting. Post up a link for us and lets all celebrate!

You like smooth or crunchy peanut butter with your jelly, son?

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

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Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

You like smooth or crunchy peanut butter with your jelly, son?

Oh, come now Carl Spackler! I'm happy for you and want to celebrate this gi-normous deal you just crushed with you, son!

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By BullittEV⏩

Why talk about your RL and then deflect when someone asks about it?

He didn't ask a question - nothing but pure Smucker's. I'd expect you to know the difference, son.

Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩

Because it's not real?

Yo, Mr. 18%, where ya been? Welcome back, son.

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

Oh, come now Carl Spackler! I'm happy for you and want to celebrate this gi-normous deal you just crushed with you, son!

Yeah, I'm sure you're looking for a nickel's worth, son.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

USMC 0311
*Ice Hockey/Lacrosse Crew*
*fukkin zeezbrah when pickin up chicks but do one thing to fuk it up/cant sustain after that night crew*
*C7 GS Vette Crew*

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

Lol. I don't care what anyone thinks. I'm surprised you haven't figured that out yet, son.

Read your sig line if you want the definition of cuck, son.

Nah Carl Spackler.. You've just spent the last six years trying to convince a bunch of perfect strangers on the internet about your -2 something golf game score, your business crushing, your Julie-Yard, and performing for 40k adoring fans, your 72 rounds of speed golf every day, your burning up 1k rounds of ammo every day at theuber-exclusivegun range, your top secret specialty store that delivers carrots to your personal top-secret chef, your deadly Wang Chung Marshal Art skills, and... and... and... and I probably left some things out.

But other than that you totally don't care what anybody thinks, son.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

Don't care at all. If I cared, I would post video evidence on any topic you deem to be bullshiit to shut your piehole,but it's more fun this way, son.

Indeed it is Carl Spackler... Indeed it is, son.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

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It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

If so, you'd remember the details accurately, but that's not fun, so you gotta lie to make normal achievements spectacular achievements, eh, son?

I wouldn't call it lying. Just.... you know, just LMAO'ing at how you shovel shiit that isn't true.

But anyway, what do you care Carl Spackler? You don't care what anybody thinks at all! Isn't that right, son.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

I wouldn't call it lying. Just.... you know, just LMAO'ing at how you shovel shiit that isn't true.

But anyway, what do you care Carl Spackler? You don't care what anybody thinks at all! Isn't that right, son.

Yeah, well, the reality is it's true. That's why you grossly exaggerate it so other high school mentality types will pile on so you'll feel better about having been an underachiever your whole life, son. I bet you still have football trophies from Pop Warner that you daze at in nostalgia for the "good ole days," lmao.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

Yeah, well, the reality is it's true. That's why you grossly exaggerate it so other high school mentality types will pile on so you'll feel better about having been an underachiever your whole life, son. I bet you still have football trophies from Pop Warner that you daze at in nostalgia for the "good ole days," lmao.

No....

But I am thinking about going to an online forum somewhere and cook up a bunch of shiit to e-brag about... Maybe I'll take up "E-Golf" or "E-Shooting," son.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."