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Tried the dating apps again. Its over.
08-10-2023, 07:38 AM
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Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
It's because Ken came in a different box.
It's because Ken came in a different box.
08-10-2023, 07:40 AM
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What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
"I want you inside me."
"I want you inside me."
08-10-2023, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
lmaoWhy doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant?
It's because Ken came in a different box.
It's because Ken came in a different box.
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What's the difference between a sex worker and a drug dealer?
A sex worker could wash her crack and resell it.
A sex worker could wash her crack and resell it.
08-10-2023, 07:46 AM
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BBMG, I tried dating apps and had no luck either
I'm a 5'10 indian, but I frauded to 6'2 and edited my photos to make me look a bit whiter and it was no use.
I still wasn't a Top 10% male. Only top 10% men are getting matches on apps. I got like 8 matches the entire month I used Bumble, Hinge, Tinder. All of them were ugly and fat and STILL none of them wanted to meet up with me.
Dating apps is the WORST option for below average men like us. The problem is that's the #1 way how couples form nowadays
I'm a 5'10 indian, but I frauded to 6'2 and edited my photos to make me look a bit whiter and it was no use.
I still wasn't a Top 10% male. Only top 10% men are getting matches on apps. I got like 8 matches the entire month I used Bumble, Hinge, Tinder. All of them were ugly and fat and STILL none of them wanted to meet up with me.
Dating apps is the WORST option for below average men like us. The problem is that's the #1 way how couples form nowadays
08-10-2023, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
Wait... that's a picture of you BBMG?Not really in that much detail. Some of with friends, one doing an activity(soccer), one traveling the usual stuff.
I'm adding a shirtless pic and just seeing if that matters. I think I need show some physical attractiveness. Here's that one. I know they say not to do this but the reality hot guys get the matches. Its about looks. I need to show something

I'm adding a shirtless pic and just seeing if that matters. I think I need show some physical attractiveness. Here's that one. I know they say not to do this but the reality hot guys get the matches. Its about looks. I need to show something
08-10-2023, 08:04 AM
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Revise your profile...it must suck. Man when i was on bumble before i got married a few years ago it was like shooting fish in a barrel.
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08-10-2023, 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted By DamnYouFatAF⏩
I'm jellyOP how does it make you feel that I don’t even swipe chicks, they swipe me
08-10-2023, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Rebell012⏩
yes that a shirtless picture. I added it to the profileWait... that's a picture of you BBMG?
08-10-2023, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Jms89⏩
Lol. The apps changed to try to frustrate more men into paying.Revise your profile...it must suck. Man when i was on bumble before i got married a few years ago it was like shooting fish in a barrel.
Even my ugly azz used to get some matches and dates. You're also probably much more attractive in general
08-10-2023, 08:09 AM
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08-10-2023, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Soonerjohn⏩
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08-10-2023, 08:15 AM
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You need great photos. Not too many selfies and they gotta be really good. I haven't been without a woman since I put great pics on my profile. And I'm bald. I slayed chicks 20 years younger than me. Even had one that wanted me to take her virginity. I had a relationship with a Dentist who made 500k a year and paid for all my meals/drinks. My current relationship, this girl wants sex all the time and constantly sends me nudes and talks dirty. If you got a ****ed up smile, get invisalign and or veneers. Don't look like a twink. Look like you lift wearing a shirt. Dress nice is a must. If you're not at least above average then forget the apps. Do whatever you need to do or change with your body to at least be above average if you stand any hope.
08-10-2023, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
If I can't even get any matches with fat chicks like this, it's not exactly motivation to go for more gains.When I first started dating apps I had almost no luck. Then I said fukk it and posted shirtless picks and that’s when I actually started getting matches.
You actually look good here, but I honestly think you should get a bit more mass with the same bodyfat - I actually think if you gained 10lbs of muscle it would make a difference.
You actually look good here, but I honestly think you should get a bit more mass with the same bodyfat - I actually think if you gained 10lbs of muscle it would make a difference.
But I just added the pic, it may make a difference
08-10-2023, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Lord_Lemon⏩
You just need to be attractive. My friends that get matches don't lift or barely lift. They're just attractiveYou need great photos. Not too many selfies and they gotta be really good. I haven't been without a woman since I put great pics on my profile. And I'm bald. I slayed chicks 20 years younger than me. Even had one that wanted me to take her virginity. I had a relationship with a Dentist who made 500k a year and paid for all my meals/drinks. My current relationship, this girl wants sex all the time and constantly sends me nudes and talks dirty. If you got a ****ed up smile, get invisalign and or veneers. Don't look like a twink. Look like you lift wearing a shirt. Dress nice is a must. If you're not at least above average then forget the apps. Do whatever you need to do or change with your body to at least be above average if you stand any hope.
08-10-2023, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By mezner09⏩
Can confirm I’m 6’5 and not a single like on hinge after a week and I used to actually get dates on tinder when I was fatter and uglier something changed in the past couple years for realIt's not the height that's the issue, its the face.
08-10-2023, 08:19 AM
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08-10-2023, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
I wasn't planning to do this, my other pictures are real pictures but they aren't working.Yeah one of his problems are that he’s low effort with his pics.
A headless selfie in a chitty looking bathroom or whatever.
A headless selfie in a chitty looking bathroom or whatever.
I'm just seeing if this will make any difference.
The real one isn't headless, I cut it off for the misc
08-10-2023, 08:21 AM
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08-10-2023, 08:22 AM
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Agreed BBMG. I reccommend genioplasty for you. You'd go from having a weak jawline to a mogger jawline.That jawline doesn’t look promising, OP..
If you don’t have the facial aesthetics and looks of a chad(Tyrone?), aren’t tall, and don’t have mogger pics, it’s over.
If you don’t have the facial aesthetics and looks of a chad(Tyrone?), aren’t tall, and don’t have mogger pics, it’s over.
08-10-2023, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Composed⏩
Life is painThat jawline doesn’t look promising, OP..
If you don’t have the facial aesthetics and looks of a chad(Tyrone?), aren’t tall, and don’t have mogger pics, it’s over.
If you don’t have the facial aesthetics and looks of a chad(Tyrone?), aren’t tall, and don’t have mogger pics, it’s over.
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
I'm not saying you have to lift. Just that it increases your chances a lot, especially if you're lacking in other areas. It can take someone over the hump.You just need to be attractive. My friends that get matches don't lift or barely lift. They're just attractive
08-10-2023, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Lord_Lemon⏩
How long do you have to lift?I'm not saying you have to lift. Just that it increases your chances a lot, especially if you're lacking in other areas. It can take someone over the hump.
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Originally Posted By BigBallsMcgee⏩
I think most men have to pay now. Otherwise you don't get any matches.Lol. The apps changed to try to frustrate more men into paying.
Even my ugly azz used to get some matches and dates. You're also probably much more attractive in general
Even my ugly azz used to get some matches and dates. You're also probably much more attractive in general
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