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Thread: Why do you avid pussy-eaters get so quiet when throat cancer is mentioned?

post 1689777843 09-09-2023, 06:30 AM
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sucks man

nothing like being buried face first in some tight shaven poozy

damn near everything giving you canc3r nowadays
Bills crew / Bud Light crew / extra onion crew / M&P crew / lcp2 crew / ap3 crew / Trump crew / mcdonalds app crew / cat-owner crew / Tin Cup crew / self-checkout crew / country music crew / RIP snails crew / 214CE crew
post 1689778763 09-09-2023, 07:14 AM
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That's why I always wear a condom on my tongue.

But srs, with so many peopl eating p*ssy, eating @ss, tranny banging, baby daddying, LGBTQ+ swinging etc, it's only a matter of time before a catastrophic STD starts culling degenerates.
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post 1689779143 09-09-2023, 07:29 AM
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licking pussy is gay
post 1689779153 09-09-2023, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel⏩
And eating ass is revolting
Gayest thing I've ever heard
post 1689779913 09-09-2023, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Would've killed for a Norm & Gilbert late night show. Toss in regular segments with Super Dave and Artie. Would've been the greatest late night show in television history.
Strongly agree. R.I.P. to the legends and fuk I miss Artie (even though he's alive he's been MIA for years).
post 1689779963 09-09-2023, 07:52 AM
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Do you even know what a pussy looks like?
FL > PA
post 1689780693 09-09-2023, 08:20 AM
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.:Foot Fetish Club:.
post 1689780923 09-09-2023, 08:27 AM
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This is the quality type of thread title I come to the misc for, haven't been here regularly in years, OP delivers.
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post 1689781143 09-09-2023, 08:33 AM
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Life has risks and as adults we make our choices and deal with it.

eating too much meat
drinking excessively
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recreational d rugs
one night stands
driving recklessly
covid shots
eating p ussy is the lest of my worries actually

and no i don't engage in all on that list
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post 1689798533 09-09-2023, 03:40 PM
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eating vag
post 1689798943 09-09-2023, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩
Gayest thing I've ever heard
Licking an @$$h0l3 is the gayest thing I've ever heard. Enjoy the chit molecules on your tongue, degenerate ph@660t.
post 1689800833 09-09-2023, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel⏩
Licking an @$$h0l3 is the gayest thing I've ever heard. Enjoy the chit molecules on your tongue, degenerate ph@660t.
Guarantee most of the overly-vocal asslickers of the Misc haven't actually licked a butthole in real life. Its just a fantasy they have. Result of consuming copious amounts of porn for most of their lives. They seem to be unaware that the anal hygiene of most women is lackluster at best. Dry wiping tends to be their only means of post-fecal cleanup. And they're not cleaning inside their ass either. Not like the the pornstars do. Sick a finger in and you're pulling out brown. Fecal remnants all over that hole. Its like eating a turd. Straight from the butt. Its disgusting. It really is. Absolutely repulsive. The one thing that would turn most folks away from licking a bung is to actually lick a bung. The act itself is the punishment. Understand, a lot of miscers are just portraying an online persona. The whole"I'm such a sex deviant because I get so much pussy all the time!"act. Doubt they ever would lick a butthole in real life.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1689812893 09-09-2023, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Guarantee most of the overly-vocal asslickers of the Misc haven't actually licked a butthole in real life. Its just a fantasy they have. Result of consuming copious amounts of porn for most of their lives. They seem to be unaware that the anal hygiene of most women is lackluster at best. Dry wiping tends to be their only means of post-fecal cleanup. And they're not cleaning inside their ass either. Not like the the pornstars do. Sick a finger in and you're pulling out brown. Fecal remnants all over that hole. Its like eating a turd. Straight from the butt. Its disgusting. It really is. Absolutely repulsive. The one thing that would turn most folks away from licking a bung is to actually lick a bung. The act itself is the punishment. Understand, a lot of miscers are just portraying an online persona. The whole"I'm such a sex deviant because I get so much pussy all the time!"act. Doubt they ever would lick a butthole in real life.
Lol, I'm not embarrassed to say I've licked and tongue punched the poop cutter/fart box of every girl I've dated more than a couple months. If her ass is pristine, like an 18 year old Shania Twain pooper, clean and doesn't stink... I've even attacked the ass the first night. One girl laid face down on the bed and pushed her ass up a bit with a slight wiggle, and it was absolutely 11/10, tanned with a perfectly puckered little rosebud, eager for whatever I wanted to shove in there. I jumped on the bed and ate her chocolate starfish like I'd never get a chance to again, then she sent me to get condoms. Later on, I entered her perfect little pooper with my manhood, no condom. She stuck around for over a year.
post 1689813863 09-09-2023, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted By 4Bertuzzi4⏩
Lol, I'm not embarrassed to say I've licked and tongue punched the poop cutter/fart box of every girl I've dated more than a couple months. If her ass is pristine, like an 18 year old Shania Twain pooper, clean and doesn't stink... I've even attacked the ass the first night. One girl laid face down on the bed and pushed her ass up a bit with a slight wiggle, and it was absolutely 11/10, tanned with a perfectly puckered little rosebud, eager for whatever I wanted to shove in there. I jumped on the bed and ate her chocolate starfish like I'd never get a chance to again, then she sent me to get condoms. Later on, I entered her perfect little pooper with my manhood, no condom. She stuck around for over a year.
I honestly can't even begin to imagine the kind of hags you're bringing home, cowboy. Probably spent the early hours of the morning trying to piss out all the excrement that got packed down your peehole. And still ended up with a nasty UTI.

I know you boys love your little fantasies though. No excrement at all, no UTIs, no STDs, bungs that don't stink, naturally hairless genitals, gals begging for more cock, making her pussy readily available to ONLY you and no one else....

...but I'm gonna go spend my time on a dying Indian bodybuilding forum instead.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1689814063 09-09-2023, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
I honestly can't even begin to imagine the kind of hags you're bringing home, cowboy. Probably spent the early hours of the morning trying to piss out all the excrement that got packed down your peehole. And still ended up with a nasty UTI.

I know you boys love your little fantasies though. No excrement at all, no UTIs, no STDs, bungs that don't stink, naturally hairless genitals, gals begging for more cock, making her pussy readily available to ONLY you and no one else....

...but I'm gonna go spend my time on a dying Indian bodybuilding forum instead.
To be fair, sometimes poop gets on the penis, brah. Keep a poop towel close at hand when anal is likely to happen. Also, go wash it off right away, hold your breath because when they told us girl poo doesn't smell. They lied. It takes forever to scrub **** off your dink and finger(s). The smell fades after awhile, luckily.

Also only had one girl who kept experiencing UTI's. The others were rare. Watched her pee one day, and told her to stop wiping back to front when peeing. How did a 24 year old not know that?
post 1689814163 09-09-2023, 10:11 PM
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OP youre probably doing something else thats risking your health. pick your poison
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