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» Do you have a higher sex drive than your GF/Wife? How does that play out Srs
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post 1689933113 09-12-2023, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted By shmobin
Post gym, pre-work is the best way to start a day. It's a daily ritual for me 2x. It's programmed into our schedule at this point.
Yeah, good point. Best way to start the day here is:

Wake up by 5am, bust a thick goopey peter north-esque 9-roper in a mouth or vag (too early for anal [srs])
Couple cups of strong black coffee (please see crews below), relaxing, reading emails, answering messages, listening to music
In my dungeon gym by 7am, Sepultura blaring on the old staticky boombox
Begin my work by 8am, ready to assrape the day

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post 1689933353 09-12-2023, 10:28 AM
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If you aren’t crushing the poon literally any time you want, why are you in a relationship with that woman?
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post 1689933403 09-12-2023, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne
I’d you aren’t crushing the poon literally any time you want, why are you in a relationship with that woman?
These are the hard hitting questions that incels cannot answer.
post 1689933743 09-12-2023, 10:34 AM
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post 1689933753 09-12-2023, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By shmobin
These are the hard hitting questions that incels cannot answer.
I mean, to be fair, they can't even wrap their damaged minds around being in a relationship with a woman in the first place, let alone experiencing a healthy sex life with said woman.

That's like trying to imagine running a marathon when you don't even know what it's like to walk yet.
Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Literally cannot imagine having to suck D until completion every day.

No thx

Would ratherbe alone forever srs
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post 1689934233 09-12-2023, 10:40 AM
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post 1689934363 09-12-2023, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Literally cannot imagine having to suck D until completion every day.

No thx

Would rather be alone forever srs
And that is why you are.
post 1689934403 09-12-2023, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Being alone >>>>>> cum in your mouth

I feel bad for your wife srs
Mine enjoys it. Sorry you're broken.
post 1689934463 09-12-2023, 10:45 AM
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post 1689934493 09-12-2023, 10:45 AM
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post 1689934563 09-12-2023, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
It’s disgusting and I don’t think any woman enjoys it. They are prob just desperate to hold on to the guy. Gross srs
Believe it or not, there are women out there that enjoy pleasing their partner. They go to great lengths to take care of them and it is reciprocated 10-fold.
post 1689934603 09-12-2023, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
No she’s just telling you that srs
You are one broken ass broad bro.
post 1689934993 09-12-2023, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By shmobin
Believe it or not, there are women out there that enjoy pleasing their partner. They go to great lengths to take care of them and it is reciprocated 10-fold.
Last night, my girl inexplicably needed to violently suck the jizzum out of my sack. It was animalistic. Spitting and everything. Came so hard I gasped and nearly toppled over.



Girls that don't get to that place can't keep long-term relationships
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post 1689935093 09-12-2023, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
Girls that don't get to that place can't keep long-term relationships
Or they don't care that they've destroyed a man. In fact I bet most are like that.
post 1689935163 09-12-2023, 10:55 AM
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post 1689935273 09-12-2023, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Sounds like she’s the broken one srs
Come back and give us your input once you've been in a ride or die relationship.
post 1689935863 09-12-2023, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By shmobin
Or they don't care that they've destroyed a man. In fact I bet most are like that.
I'll addend what I said: Or they wind up in relationships with weak, effete men. I feel bad for guys like that. Relationships are a partnership based on healthy communication. If you can't even communicate your own needs, it's over before it even began.
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post 1689936683 09-12-2023, 11:18 AM
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I've never have had mine turn me down. I go through cycles of drive, so I can go a couple weeks without needing anything. You guys sound pretty freakish, not gonna lie.
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post 1689938643 09-12-2023, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted By shmobin
Believe it or not, there are women out there that enjoy pleasing their partner. They go to great lengths to take care of them and it is reciprocated 10-fold.
Truth.
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
I'll addend what I said: Or they wind up in relationships with weak, effete men. I feel bad for guys like that. Relationships are a partnership based on healthy communication. If you can't even communicate your own needs, it's over before it even began.
Communication and respect have worked wonders for my relationship.
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post 1689938963 09-12-2023, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By TXBuddy
Truth.

Communication and respect have worked wonders for my relationship.
100%
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