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ยป Forced out to a comedy night with work colleagues (dear diary)(pics)(black pill)
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post 1690263313 09-18-2023, 11:27 AM
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you shoulda either

1) played it up and stood up and said "show me your bobs and vagene ladies!

or my choice

2) roasted the guy even worse back and in a really blackpill way so he can't really retaliate (maybe say you suck as a comedian because a certain joke wasn't funny or make fun of his looks)

honestly I pray for shyt like something like that to happen to me in public. I would unleash hell upon someone. but coincidentally my appearance/body-language kinda tells people its a really bad idea to rile me up. I got no problem making fun of people's wives' looks let alone them.
post 1690263913 09-18-2023, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget
Team building exercise.

Grab people who don't even want to see each other outside of work, go to a place where you sit and watch something and don't talk to each other.

Typical workplace BS.
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post 1690264653 09-18-2023, 11:52 AM
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post 1690265013 09-18-2023, 11:56 AM
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lmaoooooo
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You sound like a fuking loser and I'm glad you got made fun of.

A healthy society holds people accountable. We got away from that and everyone is a fat pos now.
post 1690273013 09-18-2023, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay
Rofl bruh absolutely broootal
post 1690273123 09-18-2023, 02:19 PM
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Was gonna say I didn't believe you till you posted pics. Semi believed. BRUTAL BLACKENING if true.

Laugh it off breh, you'll be ok. I've been called ugly plenty of times.
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay
LMAO!!!

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Originally Posted By roosky11
Any man who is forced to go do anything with coworkers that isn't OT paid is no man at all.
Do y'all really ignore after work functions.

Bills gotta be paid. Best case you don't get any promotions, worse case the first to get laid off.
post 1690273963 09-18-2023, 02:39 PM
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da fk am I reading. fking indians and jews lmao
post 1690274183 09-18-2023, 02:44 PM
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They're laughing at you but working at some chit comedy club making 78 dollars a night. should have pointed that out to them. "comedians" are the ultimate cringelords.
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lmao lmao lmao
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope
So as part of a work โ€œsocialโ€ function I was forced by my boss to attend a comedy night in a nearby bar with some colleagues. Was another night where it simply just reaffirmed black pill mechanics to someone already heavily black pilled and completely aware of my position in society as an ugly deathnic incel.

Anyways there were two stand up events we attended, each going for an hour and featured many different comedians. Due to the fact we were late, we were forced to sit in empty seats and unfortunately I had to sit in the front row FFS. Normally I would choose to be in the back row hidden away but I knew this was going to end badly. To summarise about three comedians made fun of me for being currycel and I had to fake laugh along to look cool. One comedian asked me if an escort ever turned me down for being Indian, and another seriously asked me to rate myself out of ten (he was talking about how people who sit in the front row were usually overly confident etc) and being blackpilled I said โ€œthreeโ€ to which he asked the crowd if they agreed, and nobody opposed โ€œhahahaha mate that was one thing you were hoping to have the crowd not agree with you on yeah hahaโ€. This kind of hurt as I was being singled out for being ugly and nobody even tried to fake help. What hurt is that this jewishy girl I was staring at and fantacising about marrying kept laughing when they made fun of me. Took some ninja pics of the girl.






In the second event we were early so I sat in the middle



Was just lots of Chads with woman (I couldnโ€™t see a single sub 7 guy who didnโ€™t have a date with a female human). There was one girl who came late and chose to ignore the three empty seats next to me but took the long way through a tight crowd saying "excuse me, sorry, coming through, sorry" etc to sit in the one empty chair between two Chads.

Just ignore it bro the people who go to those are retarded
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post 1690275423 09-18-2023, 03:05 PM
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How the fuk is going to a comedy event teambuilding

You canโ€™t socialize and let alone you said there werenโ€™t seats together, so youโ€™re not even seated with them

Dumbass idea
post 1690293913 09-18-2023, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Shysty021
How the fuk is going to a comedy event teambuilding

You canโ€™t socialize and let alone you said there werenโ€™t seats together, so youโ€™re not even seated with them

Dumbass idea
Well when you're ugly the group naturally sit together away from you. I got the short straw and had to split from the group as they magically ran out of chairs. As I said, you only realise and experience things like this when you're subhuman
post 1690294313 09-18-2023, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope
Well when you're ugly the group naturally sit together away from you. I got the short straw and had to split from the group as they magically ran out of chairs. As I said, you only realise and experience things like this when you're subhuman
Do you think other people even noticed what was happening?
post 1690294443 09-18-2023, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
Do you think other people even noticed what was happening?
No one noticed him at all. Remember he's a deathnic incel and everyone magically knows it in public so they avoided him like the plague. Even the bartenders were snickering about him all night to make themselves feel better. That Jewish girl avoided eye contact the whole night simply because a gaze alone at his face would ruin her night. Clearly you wouldn't know these things. Incels are ignored entirely and non-existent while at the same time every single person thinks about them in public and how deathnic incelly they are.
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Originally Posted By VVXX10
Iโ€™ve been in a similar but worse situation.

Team event/dinner at a restaurant that results in me being excluded and ignored by my own colleagues and the general public. Not enough seats at the table so I had to bring a chair from another table over and sit at the end without a proper space. Even had the waiter skip over my order; no one at the table cared and I had to go up to the counter to order. Didnโ€™t get my food until like 20 minutes after everyone else. They all finished eating quicker than me and all went to a bar without telling me which one so I left and went home. The next Monday they all chatted up how much fun they had at the event on Friday night and how drunk they all got together without even noticing I wasnโ€™t there.

And yes, I am Indian.
bro I can relate so much to this story - while I understand nobody cares etc be a man etc etc, this sh*t eats into your life force and makes you realise you need to have twice the patience and energy than others just to do mundane tasks like going to a restaurant.

The other day I went into a sports store to buy shoes and nobody would help give me assistance in trying on shoes. When I saw the retail girl walk out from the back she smiled at everyone including me but she would not hold eye contact for longer than 2 seconds as I was trying to indicate with the shoe that I wanted another size. What does she do? Ask others if they needed help trying on shoes, I literally had to walk across the room and get into her direct peripherals and then she understood I smiled at her because I wanted some fuken attention trying on shoes but not asking her out ffs. For a normal person this would be a non-event.
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Fuark, perfect opportunity to throw on a thick accent and be like "I did not come to America to be treated this way!"If only you weren't there with co-workers you could've shamed the fuark out of those comics, if they seemed woke in anyway you could've shut down their entire set. Then just drop the accent and go "Nah I'm just fukkin around." But if they were making jokes like you say maybe they weren't the Gen Z modern day "Stand Up Politics" ph@660ts.
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope
The other day I went into a sports store to buy shoes and nobody would help give me assistance in trying on shoes. When I saw the retail girl walk out from the back she smiled at everyone including me but she would not hold eye contact for longer than 2 seconds as I was trying to indicate with the shoe that I wanted another size. What does she do? Ask others if they needed help trying on shoes, I literally had to walk across the room and get into her direct peripherals and then she understood I smiled at her because I wanted some fuken attention trying on shoes but not asking her out ffs. For a normal person this would be a non-event.
Might be time to head to India and be higher caste.
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you would do this and not go on a shooting spree? remember it was society that made you feel like this. make them pay



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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker
The problem with Incels and blackpillers is that you guys canโ€™t go out and just have fun. Every time you go out you are scared and afraid because you hate yourself.

Then you spend the entire night obsessing over females, thinking everyone is always making fun of you, disgusted by you, or doing something to you. Youโ€™re just a perpetual victim.

Comedians roast everyone. They pick in guys that they think can take it or get good laughs from. Youโ€™re in the front. Itโ€™s nothing personal. Get over it.
Brah fuk off. This response makes sense in some situations (like maybe OP's shoe-shopping story on page 2), but it sounds like OP got picked on and laughed at with an audience of strangers and peers watching. It was for personal stuff he can't control (looks/race) that probably does negatively impact his life, and it's not really like audience members at comedy shows have great opportunities for rebuttal.

I can see giving the comedians some leeway considering OP's seating - yeah maybe did think he'd just like the attention - but they still made jokes that are only funny if you think OP is undesirable because of his race/looks.
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey
Do y'all really ignore after work functions.

Bills gotta be paid. Best case you don't get any promotions, worse case the first to get laid off.
I legit stopped showing up to work social functions that are held during work time.
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker
No one noticed him at all. Remember he's a deathnic incel and everyone magically knows it in public so they avoided him like the plague. Even the bartenders were snickering about him all night to make themselves feel better. That Jewish girl avoided eye contact the whole night simply because a gaze alone at his face would ruin her night. Clearly you wouldn't know these things. Incels are ignored entirely and non-existent while at the same time every single person thinks about them in public and how deathnic incelly they are.
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope
It was a team building exercise
some work events i know are going to lead to a smash of my young hbb coworkers, other ones not so much. So say hello, walk to the bar, order 1 drink and leave
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Originally Posted By Train57
what bunch of fuking douches went to one too and the guys roasted themselves instead of the crowd, roasting ppl for laughs require no talent
Yeah, I hate that shyt too. I went with a couple many years ago to a comedy club. Both were in med school and he was Indian, but very Americanized. The comedian called him a terrorist and a taxi driver. I could tell he was uncomfortable af. Felt bad for him.
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OP years ago I was singled out at one of these too.

I was dating a legitimate Mafia Princess and she had two twenty something daughters who thought they were the Kardashians and complete bitches to me.

So we go to this thing with her daughters and the comedian goes oh look The Kardashians are here!!!

Is that your Dad? The two kunts vehemently denied I was.

The comedian goes oh so he's just the guy phucking your mom!!!
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