10-11-2023, 07:21 AM
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Why not go ask a doctor instead of miscers?
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10-11-2023, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Maybe has no insuranceWhy not go ask a doctor instead of miscers?
10-11-2023, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Deathstroke⏩
That's what crossed my mind. That's really sad you'd rely on internet nonsense than seeking actual professional advice. But what are you gonna do.Maybe has no insurance
If your blood is red, it's an active bleed close to your bunghole. If it's black, it's old and coagulated and a worst sign. If it's a stomach ulcer, you're not gonna crap red blood. Are you constipated? That could cause some microtears in your colon wall.
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10-11-2023, 07:27 AM
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Pop a half dozen psyllium husk caps after each meal, OP.
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10-11-2023, 07:29 AM
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Straight talk, go see a doctor. If you were bleeding from your mouth or nose, you wouldn't wait and see if stops bleeding.
I had an endoscopy recently, they put me to sleep and shoved cameras down my throat and up the angus (nohomo...kinda). Removed 2 (non cancerous) polyps.
The worst part is the prep. The actual procedure felt like a deep nap and when I woke up, I wasnt sore anywhere (Tyrone was gentle).
Jokes aside, stay safe.
I had an endoscopy recently, they put me to sleep and shoved cameras down my throat and up the angus (nohomo...kinda). Removed 2 (non cancerous) polyps.
The worst part is the prep. The actual procedure felt like a deep nap and when I woke up, I wasnt sore anywhere (Tyrone was gentle).
Jokes aside, stay safe.
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10-11-2023, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted By mehcba⏩
I've had an endoscopy in the past, when I was a teenager. I was working nights and eating like **** and developed chronic heartburn issues, so they went in to check my stomach. It was a terrible experience honestly. They made me really loopy but not unconscious and I remember feeling a camera poking into my stomach. Never again.Straight talk, go see a doctor. If you were bleeding from your mouth or nose, you wouldn't wait and see if stops bleeding.
I had an endoscopy recently, they put me to sleep and shoved cameras down my throat and up the angus (nohomo...kinda). Removed 2 (non cancerous) polyps.
The worst part is the prep. The actual procedure felt like a deep nap and when I woke up, I wasnt sore anywhere (Tyrone was gentle).
Jokes aside, stay safe.
I had an endoscopy recently, they put me to sleep and shoved cameras down my throat and up the angus (nohomo...kinda). Removed 2 (non cancerous) polyps.
The worst part is the prep. The actual procedure felt like a deep nap and when I woke up, I wasnt sore anywhere (Tyrone was gentle).
Jokes aside, stay safe.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
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