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We talk about illegal aliens, but what about LEGAL aliens?
11-28-2023, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted By KBurn⏩
The joke ran its course by the end of the second line there. Just an fyi.What about alien aliens? Which alien is the best? Which is the worst?
I think the best is the pretty femme alien who lust for human DNA, so you generously give it to her through gentle coitus in order not to hurt her gentle alien body.
The worst is the violent, insane femme alien who lusts for human DNA, so they get an alien hand to pry your face open, implant an alien embryo in your chest, and have it violently burst out of your ribcage once you wake up.
We should import more for the former, and nuke the latter from orbit, ded srs.
I think the best is the pretty femme alien who lust for human DNA, so you generously give it to her through gentle coitus in order not to hurt her gentle alien body.
The worst is the violent, insane femme alien who lusts for human DNA, so they get an alien hand to pry your face open, implant an alien embryo in your chest, and have it violently burst out of your ribcage once you wake up.
We should import more for the former, and nuke the latter from orbit, ded srs.
11-28-2023, 07:27 PM
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- Godfrd824
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Originally Posted By johnnydeep1⏩
Why do you?Why do you care where people live?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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