Originally Posted By Seatard⏩

Usually I have empathy for your special needs and will play along, but can't today. Sorry.

Bought you a shirt 'tard. You're welcome.

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Dan_S⏩

Except that's retarded. About as retarded as all the hysteria libs have recently about how he's going to be a dictator. If he was going to do any of that, why didn't he do it when he was...you know...President?

He wanted to, but the plan was to win in 2020 and then go all out.

Too bad for him a dementia patient threw a wrench in his plans.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."