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Thread: ITT: Ever cum so hard you pull a fuking muscle? (dead srs) (incels welcome)

post 1697534313 02-07-2024, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
Nah but nutting is def more intense on certain substances. Why can't we orgasm over and over and over like these females?
Yes to strains or Charlie horses a few times. You try and finish the nut and then push the girl away and tell her to start massaging that area NOW.

I've had a few girls short circuit from the repeated Os that at some point just become one, long protracted one. Imagine it lasting a minute or so. Insane. I'm glad those poor girls didn't die. Be on the news for a trial trying to state that they died from extreme ecstasy, not murder. I guess that the upside would be that every sloot in the world would want to F you. ("He is so good that it killed a girl. I want to be next!")

One has said that she thought she was having a legit seizure but couldn't form words to tell me. She said that once it felt like she got tased with electricity through her whole body.

Another would get so worked up at times that she would go limp and just twitch like a shot, dying animal. First time it happened I was worried so I stopped and she started crying loudly "PLEAAASE don't stop!". From that day on I just had her power through it. She'd regain full consciousness / motor functions partially and when we were done she would pass out for awhile. When she woke up, I couldn't keep her off me.
post 1697534383 02-07-2024, 08:44 AM
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With one lover I stayed inside her until I came 6 times in one session.

We had a bet that weekend to see who would cum more often. She tripled my count.

TFW you know and enjoy a great sex life srs.
post 1697534583 02-07-2024, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
With one lover I stayed inside her untilI came 6 times in one session.

We had a bet that weekend to see who would cum more often. She tripled my count.

TFW you know and enjoy a great sex life srs.
I thought I was a hopeless horndog with abnormally low refractory period but this takes the cake man. You must have been drained like an old forgotten raisin after this.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1697536103 02-07-2024, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Last year I sneezed so hard I went to urgent care thinking I broke a rib.

We're getting old bruh.
You shouldn't feel that way.

unless you have a pre-existing uinjury, none of you should feel that way. You guys need to get a dedicated stretching routine in your workout regimen preferably on a day off.

You can do yoga if you want but CARs (Controlled Articulated Rotations) are preferred.
post 1697536313 02-07-2024, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
No, but I did nut in my own eye once as a teen.
Same. Except I nutted on my face. Im much more aware of projectiles now
post 1697536603 02-07-2024, 09:40 AM
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I've gotten a hamstring cramp before from cooming so hard. We both laughed, made her feel good.
Yeah Buddyyy! Light weight! Light weight baby!!!!
post 1697539513 02-07-2024, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted By frankdtank20⏩
I've gotten a hamstring cramp before from cooming so hard. We both laughed, made her feel good.
tfw pulling hammie while making the most genova-esque faces ever

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1697540093 02-07-2024, 10:57 AM
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I’ve nutted so hard that it gave me a headache so bad I thought I gave myself aneurysm. Has happened at least a dozen times in my life. Each time I think to myself, “well, this is how I die, fapping it on the toilet.”
post 1697542063 02-07-2024, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
looool

So you nutted and made gains at the same time..
Zero waste bro lol
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
LMAO amazing

Titty milk is the GOAT. Never had a drink while bustin a nut though.
Its goat man. Especially coming out of some big ol floppy breastfeeding tits . No kink, but its sexy af
post 1697545273 02-07-2024, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By wrassler45⏩
Zero waste bro lol




Its goat man. Especially coming out of some big ol floppy breastfeeding tits . No kink, but its sexy af
das it mane....das it right dur
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1697546393 02-07-2024, 01:20 PM
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Worst that's happened to me is cramping from cardio dehydration

Hardest I've ever nutted was having sex on acid (highly recommend)
Journal: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=139898123&page=240
post 1697576193 02-08-2024, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By dopamine72⏩
Worst that's happened to me is cramping from cardio dehydration

Hardest I've ever nutted was having sex on acid (highly recommend)
strong fkn username to experience
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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