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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92
Break your legs, grow a beard, and put your cowboy boots on.

If you’re not doing the above then you’re not trying, volcel.



I already told you, I display the ability to grow a beard, you can see the stubble on my face, connectors on display, etc.

But no way I’m hiding my jawline, cheekbones and hollow cheeks. It’s not Dedhead levels with the massator muscles, but they come through when I’m at 13% bf.

Indicators of strong healthy genetics should be displayed, those who refuse to display are hiding something or too lazy to shave.
With all that being said : females have a tendency to prefer men with facial hair , just the way it is .

It increases the perception of masculinity ...just like if a girl increased her feminity , she would be labeled more attractive by most
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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92
I realized why your jimmies got rustled.

But realize that when those East Asian girls tell you how much they love your beard, it’s really because they hate the East Asian men who can’t grow beards except patchy ones.

So they’ll tell you how your average cock is so big and your Double Eyelids make them so horny to suck you long time. Indicators of masculinity are not the cheekbones and jawline, but rather the indicator of masculinity is NOT being East Asian. Because the East Asian girls you date are self-hating and no other type of woman is as easy or worships you like that.
Not everything has to be tied into race...and if asian sloots like it bc asian men can't grow one for chit...then so be it.
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Can’t grow a beard, what do?
Nah bro I’m sweet.
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can confirm. I have light beard and get mad attention from da laddieesss
Weight Loss: Go carnivore or keto/low carb. Create calorie deficit. Buy packaged healthy meals if needed. Meat is good and heals, stop being lied to.

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Originally Posted By GnomeSaiyanBruh
Can’t grow a beard, what do?
Stay shredded to show a jawline and high cheekbones if you got em.

Otherwise, build up the body.

I wouldn’t recommend those jaw exercises or gum because those idiots be giving themselves TMJ.
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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92
THATS DECEIT BROTHA.
“Beards are makeup for men.”
just because a phrase sounds catchy doesn't make it true.

A beard of some kind is the natural state of man. Makeup is artificial and has to be purchased and concocted.

If a man is stranded or living in the wild he will grow a beard. If a woman is stranded in the wild she will not "grow makeup" to hide imperfections.
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dont need a beard with a solid jaw. everything else is cope. beards only become super popular since men have become fatter. female cope for having a chad with a jaw
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Originally Posted By Maestro
just because a phrase sounds catchy doesn't make it true.

A beard of some kind is the natural state of man. Makeup is artificial and has to be purchased and concocted.

If a man is stranded or living in the wild he will grow a beard. If a woman is stranded in the wild she will not "grow makeup" to hide imperfections.
Doesn't matter if its natural or artificial, it's effect is to: (1) conceal, and (2) collect germs, food, bodily fluids.
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Growing my beard out now, it’s blond but starting to get darker the longer it grows srs
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Originally Posted By johnnytable
Women tell me to shave if I try to grow it. But they also tell me I have a sharp jawline
every chick was disgusted by me when i started growing a beard.
after a yr i cut it down to stubble for the summer and every bish that told me they hated my beard all of sudden were like why did you shave it off?
i took it down because i wanted to start over since i tried to shape it and /failed. lol.

so i confirmed what i already knew.

don't listen to women.
why?
because they don't know what they even like.
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Entirely dependent on the facial hair style.

A well cared for facial hairstyle that obviously required a bit of care and effort will always chit all over guys just going full mountain man with their beards
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Originally Posted By TomPaine
If you think that you look better with a beard, that is because you have inferior facial features (like a weak chin). You are literally saying that the more of your face you hide, the better you look. lol. Its like the girls who look better with masks on... its because they are actually ugly and just hiding some of the ugliness.

I've been able to grow a perfect, thick beard since I was probably 17 but never will. I usually have stubble, but sloots still love when I am clean shaven.

brb chinlesscels going to extreme lengths and beauty routines to pretend that they have normal test levels. Growing these extreme shaped one like the picture below. More pathetic than the sloots that cake on a 1/2" thick layer of makeup to try and look better because its expected that females do that. But dudes should not have such low esteem.

fyi, "men" like that can hide their weak jaw with a beard but they can never hide their low test levels.
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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92
Doesn't matter if its natural or artificial, it's effect is to: (1) conceal, and (2) collect germs, food, bodily fluids.
1) The beards primary purpose is to conceal the skin from UV rays so yeah it conceals

2)it will only collect dirt/germs/food/bodily fuilds if you're a dirty mf'er...which applies to every other part of your body thats neglected (hair on your head). Every morning I wash my beard with an antimicrobial tea tree soap and apply a beard balm so I'm smelling like cedar wood every morning.
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Forgot this was the misc and everyone has strong jaw lines, perfect cheeks and are able to grow full beards since they were 13 yrs old they just choose not too
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Originally Posted By NitrogenWidget
every chick was disgusted by me when i started growing a beard.
after a yr i cut it down to stubble for the summer and every bish that told me they hated my beard all of sudden were like why did you shave it off?
i took it down because i wanted to start over since i tried to shape it and /failed. lol.

so i confirmed what i already knew.

don't listen to women.
why?
because they don't know what they even like.
Disgust vs. Curiosity why you changed it up.

I'm pretty sure the answer is clear.


The disgust is probably similar to when I go down on a girl and she's got a jungle down there. Her taste is so pungent rather than sweet. Similarly, I can't imagine why they'd want to get up close to someone who has clam chowder soup and cheetos powder trapped in the oils of their beard hair.
Originally Posted By Maestro
1) The beards primary purpose is to conceal the skin from UV rays so yeah it conceals

2)it will only collect dirt/germs/food/bodily fuilds if you're a dirty mf'er...which applies to every other part of your body thats neglected (hair on your head). Every morning I wash my beard with an antimicrobial tea tree soap and apply a beard balm so I'm smelling like cedar wood every morning.
Nah son, beard hair is thicker and more coarse. It does not clean as easily. Thats the primary reason scientific studies find remnants of food in the beard. The soap and shampoo isn't gettin in there the same as the hair on the top of your head.
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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92
Disgust vs. Curiosity why you changed it up.

I'm pretty sure the answer is clear.


The disgust is probably similar to when I go down on a girl and she's got a jungle down there. Her taste is so pungent rather than sweet. Similarly, I can't imagine why they'd want to get up close to someone who has clam chowder soup and cheetos powder trapped in the oils of their beard hair.





Nah son, beard hair is thicker and more coarse. It does not clean as easily. Thats the primary reason scientific studies find remnants of food in the beard. The soap and shampoo isn't gettin in there the same as the hair on the top of your head.
It's called you take a daily shower . There's literally no reason to have that in your beard

You are turning this into a hygiene issue now

Also trim around your mouth so you don't have hair where you are putting food in
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy
It's called you take a daily shower . There's literally no reason to have that in your beard

You are turning this into a hygiene issue now

Also trim around your mouth so you don't have hair where you are putting food in
I thought you left dude


and yeah if a dude has food stuck in his beard then he's not washing that chit or maintaining it properly. Probs doing the mountain man slob look.

Originally Posted By GatorBoy92
Disgust vs. Curiosity why you changed it up.

I'm pretty sure the answer is clear.


The disgust is probably similar to when I go down on a girl and she's got a jungle down there. Her taste is so pungent rather than sweet. Similarly, I can't imagine why they'd want to get up close to someone who has clam chowder soup and cheetos powder trapped in the oils of their beard hair.





Nah son, beard hair is thicker and more coarse. It does not clean as easily. Thats the primary reason scientific studies find remnants of food in the beard. The soap and shampoo isn't gettin in there the same as the hair on the top of your head.
You sound disgusting. Been rocking facial hair my whole adult life and never had these issues. It's called shampoo, canditioner, and daily showers. Also as bbb said keep the hairs around your mouth trimmed down.
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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92
Disgust vs. Curiosity why you changed it up.

I'm pretty sure the answer is clear.


The disgust is probably similar to when I go down on a girl and she's got a jungle down there. Her taste is so pungent rather than sweet. Similarly, I can't imagine why they'd want to get up close to someone who has clam chowder soup and cheetos powder trapped in the oils of their beard hair.





Nah son, beard hair is thicker and more coarse. It does not clean as easily. Thats the primary reason scientific studies find remnants of food in the beard. The soap and shampoo isn't gettin in there the same as the hair on the top of your head.
HAH! I knew you'd bring up that research from a few years ago. Its been disproven.

as for the coarseness, thats what a brush is for. i've got a small boar bristle brush that I use to massage in the soap I use.
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Originally Posted By FelixTheCat1919
I thought you left dude


and yeah if a dude has food stuck in his beard then he's not washing that chit or maintaining it properly. Probs doing the mountain man slob look.

You sound disgusting. Been rocking facial hair my whole adult life and never had these issues. It's called shampoo, canditioner, and daily showers. Also as bbb said keep the hairs around your mouth trimmed down.
Exactly never go mountain man. Trim neck, cheeks , mouth

And nope still here haha
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy
Exactly never go mountain man. Trim neck, cheeks , mouth

And nope still here haha
Few things disgust me like those mo fo's with such wild beards that it's almost impossible for them to eat without getting chit stuck in it. I once had a job where this mountain man bearded coworker would accidentally slop shiiit into his giant beard about half the times he ate anything, and his reaction was to grab it and shovel it into his mouth while making a funny of it. I don't know how chicks put up with that.
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Originally Posted By TomPaine
If you think that you look better with a beard, that is because you have inferior facial features (like a weak chin). You are literally saying that the more of your face you hide, the better you look. lol. Its like the girls who look better with masks on... its because they are actually ugly and just hiding some of the ugliness.

I've been able to grow a perfect, thick beard since I was probably 17 but never will. I usually have stubble, but sloots still love when I am clean shaven.

brb chinlesscels going to extreme lengths and beauty routines to pretend that they have normal test levels. Growing these extreme shaped one like the picture below. More pathetic than the sloots that cake on a 1/2" thick layer of makeup to try and look better because its expected that females do that. But dudes should not have such low esteem.

mid 30s and cant grow a beard, trying to rogaine max my face lol
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Originally Posted By PhiloSquid
mid 30s and cant grow a beard, trying to rogaine max my face lol
Damn. Good luck, brah.

Be careful with that rogaine, though. That chit is well known to age the scalp skin faster, so imagine doing that to your face. Stay safe, boyo
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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92
Why would I trust someone who is HIDING a receding chin, pock marked cheeks and an overabundance of buccal fat?

THATS DECEIT BROTHA.
“Beards are makeup for men.”


I trust a man who has the discipline and pride to groom himself often. If he knows how to handle a straight edge then I know he is a man to be taken seriously.



Next you’re gonna tell me that cowboys are a symbol of honesty and masculinity when they walk into a bar while wearing their high heels.
Originally Posted By TomPaine
If you think that you look better with a beard, that is because you have inferior facial features (like a weak chin). You are literally saying that the more of your face you hide, the better you look. lol. Its like the girls who look better with masks on... its because they are actually ugly and just hiding some of the ugliness.

I've been able to grow a perfect, thick beard since I was probably 17 but never will. I usually have stubble, but sloots still love when I am clean shaven.

brb chinlesscels going to extreme lengths and beauty routines to pretend that they have normal test levels. Growing these extreme shaped one like the picture below. More pathetic than the sloots that cake on a 1/2" thick layer of makeup to try and look better because its expected that females do that. But dudes should not have such low esteem.

Lol @ comparing something that a man NATURALLY grows with product women have to PURCHASE and smear all over their faces. Lol @ this dumbass logic. No wonder you don't have beards.

Originally Posted By NitrogenWidget
every chick was disgusted by me when i started growing a beard.
after a yr i cut it down to stubble for the summer and every bish that told me they hated my beard all of sudden were like why did you shave it off?
i took it down because i wanted to start over since i tried to shape it and /failed. lol.

so i confirmed what i already knew.

don't listen to women.
why?
because they don't know what they even like.
Quoted for posterity
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Originally Posted By Maestro
HAH! I knew you'd bring up that research from a few years ago. Its been disproven.

as for the coarseness, thats what a brush is for. i've got a small boar bristle brush that I use to massage in the soap I use.
Sorry fam, but this is a October 2022 study and not enough time to be "disproven" yet. I'll post the abstract so you don't have to click the link.
I'm not trying to hurt you bearded brahs feelings, I'm just trying to look out after ya hygiene.

But if you have a weak jaw and ugly face then please wear the beard mask. Srs.






Facial microbial flora in bearded versus nonbearded men in the operating room setting: A single-center cross-sectional STROBE-compliant observational study
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9542990/

Beards are controversial in the operating room setting because of the possible retention and shedding of pathogens. Surgical site infection poses a significant burden on healthcare systems. All male healthcare workers who entered the operating room were approached to participate in the study. Four facial swab samples were anonymously collected and a hygiene practice questionnaire was administered.Sample A was taken from the upper and lower lips, sample B from cheeks, and samples C and D were collected by 20 and 40 cm shedding below the face. Colony-forming units (CFUs) and minimum inhibitory concentrations (MICs) of meropenem resistance were determined for samples A and B. Random samples from A, B, C, and D, in addition to meropenem-resistant isolates were cultured with chlorohexidine. Sixty-one bearded and 19 nonbearded healthcare workers participated in the study. 98% were positive for bacterial growth with CFU ranging between 30 × 104 and 200 × 106 CFU/mL.Bacterial growth was significantly higher in bearded participants (P < .05). Eighteen (27.1%) isolates were resistant to meropenem; of these which 14 (77.8%) were from bearded participants, this was not statistically significant. Chlorohexidine was effective in inhibiting the growth of all strains including the meropenem-resistant isolates. Bearded men in the operating room had a significantly higher facial bacterial load.Larger-scale resistance studies are needed to address facial bacterial resistance among healthcare workers in the operating room.

This study aimed to estimate the facial microbial load and identify strains and antimicrobial resistance profiles in bearded versus nonbearded male healthcare workers in the operating room of a tertiary hospital in the Middle East.
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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92
Sorry fam, but this is a October 2022 study and not enough time to be "disproven" yet. I'll post the abstract so you don't have to click the link.
I'm not trying to hurt you bearded brahs feelings, I'm just trying to look out after ya hygiene.

But if you have a weak jaw and ugly face then please wear the mask. Srs.






Facial microbial flora in bearded versus nonbearded men in the operating room setting: A single-center cross-sectional STROBE-compliant observational study
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9542990/

Beards are controversial in the operating room setting because of the possible retention and shedding of pathogens. Surgical site infection poses a significant burden on healthcare systems. All male healthcare workers who entered the operating room were approached to participate in the study. Four facial swab samples were anonymously collected and a hygiene practice questionnaire was administered.Sample A was taken from the upper and lower lips, sample B from cheeks, and samples C and D were collected by 20 and 40 cm shedding below the face. Colony-forming units (CFUs) and minimum inhibitory concentrations (MICs) of meropenem resistance were determined for samples A and B. Random samples from A, B, C, and D, in addition to meropenem-resistant isolates were cultured with chlorohexidine. Sixty-one bearded and 19 nonbearded healthcare workers participated in the study. 98% were positive for bacterial growth with CFU ranging between 30 × 104 and 200 × 106 CFU/mL.Bacterial growth was significantly higher in bearded participants (P < .05). Eighteen (27.1%) isolates were resistant to meropenem; of these which 14 (77.8%) were from bearded participants, this was not statistically significant. Chlorohexidine was effective in inhibiting the growth of all strains including the meropenem-resistant isolates. Bearded men in the operating room had a significantly higher facial bacterial load.Larger-scale resistance studies are needed to address facial bacterial resistance among healthcare workers in the operating room.

This study aimed to estimate the facial microbial load and identify strains and antimicrobial resistance profiles in bearded versus nonbearded male healthcare workers in the operating room of a tertiary hospital in the Middle East.
You mean to tell me more surface area = more bacteria?

Holy chit, that's some amazing, non obvious information right there.

Did you know that long hair will have more bacteria than short hair as well?
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Doesn't surprise me the beta who can't grow a beard is also scared of some little germs

How soy can you get
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Originally Posted By GatorBoy92
Disgust vs. Curiosity why you changed it up.

I'm pretty sure the answer is clear.


The disgust is probably similar to when I go down on a girl and she's got a jungle down there. Her taste is so pungent rather than sweet. Similarly, I can't imagine why they'd want to get up close to someone who has clam chowder soup and cheetos powder trapped in the oils of their beard hair.





Nah son, beard hair is thicker and more coarse. It does not clean as easily. Thats the primary reason scientific studies find remnants of food in the beard. The soap and shampoo isn't gettin in there the same as the hair on the top of your head.
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i'm sorry you have chitty beard genetics and can only grow a patchy joe dirt beard.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
You mean to tell me more surface area = more bacteria?

Holy chit, that's some amazing, non obvious information right there.

Did you know that long hair will have more bacteria than short hair as well?
Have these guys calling all facial dirty never heard of shampoo/conditioner and taking a daily shower, or what?
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Originally Posted By TomPaine
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Lol @ comparing something that a man NATURALLY grows with product women have to PURCHASE and smear all over their faces. Lol @ this dumbass logic. No wonder you don't have beards.
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LOL @ trying to pretend that dude's facial hair grows naturally anywhere close to the one above. I don't have a beard because I don't need one to try and look manly. I have an attractive face and don't need to hide it.

This one below is a more natural beard, not one trying to sculpt a chin out of hair. Just admit that you have a ghey alien skull.

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