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post 1698952693 03-09-2024, 03:43 AM
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Congrats srs. People rib on you a lot and yeah it took you multiple tries but at least that's a sign that you're tenacious and don't back down.

Will you congratulate yourself with the biggest fanny you've ever sunk your teeth into?
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1698952803 03-09-2024, 03:48 AM
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Congrats bro!
post 1698952813 03-09-2024, 03:51 AM
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This guy shouldn't be on the road tbh. 8 tries, still making mistakes. A danger on the roads.
There is but one path....we kill them all.
post 1698952853 03-09-2024, 03:58 AM
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Congrats, srs. Looking forward to more adventures from you.

Motivation to the rest of us to keep pushing to achieve.
post 1698952883 03-09-2024, 03:59 AM
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this calls for a hooker gangbang
post 1698952983 03-09-2024, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88
This guy shouldn't be on the road tbh. 8 tries, still making mistakes. A danger on the roads.
Lmao passing with 0 minors is rare, that’s like a top 1% pass mark.

The examiner have deemed me competent and safe enough to drive unsupervised that’s all that matters, a pass is a pass.
post 1698953003 03-09-2024, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Kimmyflow12
They let you drive trains while you couldn't even drive a car?



Srs though congrats.
I’m not a train driver but you don’t even need a car license to become one srs.

It just makes it easier due to the insane shift patterns, e.g starting at 2-3am when there’s no public transport.
post 1698953033 03-09-2024, 04:13 AM
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Das it Mayne. When will you be moving into your section 8 housing? It's the final logistic piece to fee shags of the proper peng birds. Srs, vry srs.
post 1698953053 03-09-2024, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah
Congrats brah, well done.

Genuinely very happy for you as I’ve been following your troubles with this chit.
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
Congrats srs. People rib on you a lot and yeah it took you multiple tries but at least that's a sign that you're tenacious and don't back down.

Will you congratulate yourself with the biggest fanny you've ever sunk your teeth into?
Yeah mane gonna look for some Angus to celebrate

But yeah despite the insane set backs/multiple failed attempts and the fact it took me longer than average, I never gave up. Makes this much sweeter.

Was legit in shock when the examiner told me I passed.
post 1698953133 03-09-2024, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Kimmyflow12
They let you drive trains while you couldn't even drive a car?



Srs though congrats.
C'mon bruh, that's way above Ibby's pay grade.
post 1698953173 03-09-2024, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88
This guy shouldn't be on the road tbh. 8 tries, still making mistakes. A danger on the roads.
Absolutely.

Will be funny reading the thread "misc wot do the logistics of a red light didn't make sense and I crashed into someone"

*funny if he doesn't hurt someone by the countless mistakes he's about to make on the road.
post 1698953243 03-09-2024, 04:23 AM
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Based af brah

Extremely happy for you srs

Never give up
post 1698953313 03-09-2024, 04:28 AM
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Gj man. You actually start leaning to drive once you’re in that big boy seat on your own with no instructor. Please stay safe, don’t be one of those guys driving their new Audi recording their steering wheel.
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post 1698953413 03-09-2024, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
Yeah mane gonna look for some Angus to celebrate .
No you should rent a hotel room and get like 4-5 hookers. Might as well go all out.

I can help with logistics.

Good job.
post 1698953433 03-09-2024, 04:33 AM
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Congrats Ibby!
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post 1698953503 03-09-2024, 04:37 AM
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Ibby we are still happy for you!


Let's go Misc!


My man is mogging and got logistics!


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post 1698953573 03-09-2024, 04:41 AM
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Lmao hold up

you can **** up 15 times and still pass the UK driving test and u had to do it 8 times?
post 1698953723 03-09-2024, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
Lmao passing with 0 minors is rare, that’s like a top 1% pass mark.

The examiner have deemed me competent and safe enough to drive unsupervised that’s all that matters, a pass is a pass.
but in reality are you competent & safe?
post 1698953983 03-09-2024, 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted By ithappenss
but in reality are you competent & safe?
We all know this answer.

I unfortunately feel a poor family won't until it's too late.

After failing 7 times and recording 10000 errors to your name - you should be absolutely banned from ever holding a licence it's clear you're a danger to the public.
post 1698954223 03-09-2024, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
Currently looking at an Audi A1 or A3 as my main goal.

Although might get VW golf or BMW series 1. Gotta be a German whip nomsayin

Just doing research on different insurance quotes atm.
Congrats srs

You still can’t drive. 8 attempts says it all. Don’t get anything big or fast, you’ll scrape it every day you go out
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post 1698954293 03-09-2024, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88
This guy shouldn't be on the road tbh. 8 tries, still making mistakes. A danger on the roads.
I’ve been driving for 20 years with no accidents or incidents or anything, yet I probably commit several “minors” every time I drive somewhere.

The point is that the test standards are ridiculous and no one actually drives to that standard in real life.
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Nice

The logistics is yours!

post 1698954443 03-09-2024, 05:14 AM
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Congratulations on the logistics - you will now be drowning in free shags.
post 1698954513 03-09-2024, 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Slamt
Lmao hold up

you can **** up 15 times and still pass the UK driving test and u had to do it 8 times?
It’s all situational, UK tests consist of driving in traffic on main roads and dealing with roundabouts, junctions, dual carriage ways etc while doing a manoeuvre and possibly an emergency stop.

All my previous tests I got less than 15 minors but atleast 1-2 serious/major faults. If you get even 1 major fault it’s a straight fail.

For example my 4th test I stalled 3 times and panicked one of them, usually stalling isn’t a fail but cos there was traffic behind they had to fail me. That was my best attempt after this with 5 minors .

Other tests was for cutting across lanes due to not reading the road markings, properly, being in the wrong lane at roundabout or making other cars slow down etc.

Basically if you cause other drivers to take action, swerve, slow down or run a red light, disobey major traffic signs that’s an instant fail.
post 1698954573 03-09-2024, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
It’s all situational, UK tests consist of driving in traffic on main roads and dealing with roundabouts, junctions, dual carriage ways etc while doing a manoeuvre and possibly an emergency stop.

All my previous tests I got less than 15 minors but atleast 1-2 serious/major faults. If you get even 1 major fault it’s a straight fail.

For example my 4th test I stalled 3 times and panicked one of them, usually stalling isn’t a fail but cos there was traffic behind they had to fail me. That was my best attempt after this with 5 minors .

Other tests was for cutting across lanes due to not reading the road markings, properly, being in the wrong lane at roundabout or making other cars slow down etc.

Basically if you cause other drivers to take action, swerve, slow down or run a red light, disobey major traffic signs that’s an instant fail.
Yeah thank god my driving test was on an empty road with no other cars and no roundabouts, turns, lights, or anything. I just had to start the car go 10m and turn it off and that was the test. Thank god I didn't have to do that super hard UK test.
post 1698954623 03-09-2024, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah
I’ve been driving for 20 years with no accidents or incidents or anything, yet I probably commit several “minors” every time I drive somewhere.

The point is that the test standards are ridiculous and no one actually drives to that standard in real life.
This. General driving vs driving to the examiners standards are completely different.

Literally half of the full licensed drivers I see on the road make major faults everyday.
post 1698954663 03-09-2024, 05:20 AM
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post 1698954703 03-09-2024, 05:21 AM
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Good job man. You kept at it until you did it. Enjoy the freedom and make sure to shag a girl in the back seat once you have a car, it's a rite of passage for any man.
post 1698954793 03-09-2024, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
This. General driving vs driving to the examiners standards are completely different.

Literally half of the full licensed drivers I see on the road make major faults everyday.
both of you are sht drivers who are coping btw. there is a way to drive that doesnt endanger the public. shocker
post 1698954823 03-09-2024, 05:25 AM
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Andrew Tate was right. The UK is a failed society.

In a well functioning country, this low iq ****** would never be allowed on the road after 8 failed tests.

He's clearly a danger to drivers and pedestrians alike.
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