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03-09-2024, 03:43 AM
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Congrats srs. People rib on you a lot and yeah it took you multiple tries but at least that's a sign that you're tenacious and don't back down.
Will you congratulate yourself with the biggest fanny you've ever sunk your teeth into?
Will you congratulate yourself with the biggest fanny you've ever sunk your teeth into?

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
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03-09-2024, 03:48 AM
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Congrats bro!
03-09-2024, 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
Lmao passing with 0 minors is rare, that’s like a top 1% pass mark.This guy shouldn't be on the road tbh. 8 tries, still making mistakes. A danger on the roads.
The examiner have deemed me competent and safe enough to drive unsupervised that’s all that matters, a pass is a pass.
03-09-2024, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Kimmyflow12⏩
I’m not a train driver but you don’t even need a car license to become one srs.They let you drive trains while you couldn't even drive a car?
Srs though congrats.
Srs though congrats.
It just makes it easier due to the insane shift patterns, e.g starting at 2-3am when there’s no public transport.
03-09-2024, 04:13 AM
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03-09-2024, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah⏩
Congrats brah, well done.
Genuinely very happy for you as I’ve been following your troubles with this chit.
Genuinely very happy for you as I’ve been following your troubles with this chit.
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Yeah mane gonna look for some Angus to celebrateCongrats srs. People rib on you a lot and yeah it took you multiple tries but at least that's a sign that you're tenacious and don't back down.
Will you congratulate yourself with the biggest fanny you've ever sunk your teeth into?
Will you congratulate yourself with the biggest fanny you've ever sunk your teeth into?

But yeah despite the insane set backs/multiple failed attempts and the fact it took me longer than average, I never gave up. Makes this much sweeter.
Was legit in shock when the examiner told me I passed.
03-09-2024, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Kimmyflow12⏩
C'mon bruh, that's way above Ibby's pay grade.They let you drive trains while you couldn't even drive a car?
Srs though congrats.
Srs though congrats.
03-09-2024, 04:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
Absolutely.This guy shouldn't be on the road tbh. 8 tries, still making mistakes. A danger on the roads.
Will be funny reading the thread "misc wot do the logistics of a red light didn't make sense and I crashed into someone"
*funny if he doesn't hurt someone by the countless mistakes he's about to make on the road.
03-09-2024, 04:23 AM
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Based af brah
Extremely happy for you srs
Never give up
Extremely happy for you srs
Never give up
03-09-2024, 04:28 AM
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Gj man. You actually start leaning to drive once you’re in that big boy seat on your own with no instructor. Please stay safe, don’t be one of those guys driving their new Audi recording their steering wheel.
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
No you should rent a hotel room and get like 4-5 hookers. Might as well go all out.Yeah mane gonna look for some Angus to celebrate .
I can help with logistics.
Good job.
03-09-2024, 04:33 AM
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Ibby we are still happy for you!
Let's go Misc!
My man is mogging and got logistics!
Let's go Misc!
My man is mogging and got logistics!
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03-09-2024, 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
but in reality are you competent & safe?Lmao passing with 0 minors is rare, that’s like a top 1% pass mark.
The examiner have deemed me competent and safe enough to drive unsupervised that’s all that matters, a pass is a pass.
The examiner have deemed me competent and safe enough to drive unsupervised that’s all that matters, a pass is a pass.
03-09-2024, 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted By ithappenss⏩
We all know this answer.but in reality are you competent & safe?
I unfortunately feel a poor family won't until it's too late.
After failing 7 times and recording 10000 errors to your name - you should be absolutely banned from ever holding a licence it's clear you're a danger to the public.
03-09-2024, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Congrats srsCurrently looking at an Audi A1 or A3 as my main goal.
Although might get VW golf or BMW series 1. Gotta be a German whip nomsayin
Just doing research on different insurance quotes atm.
Although might get VW golf or BMW series 1. Gotta be a German whip nomsayin
Just doing research on different insurance quotes atm.
You still can’t drive. 8 attempts says it all. Don’t get anything big or fast, you’ll scrape it every day you go out
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Originally Posted By Tuga88⏩
I’ve been driving for 20 years with no accidents or incidents or anything, yet I probably commit several “minors” every time I drive somewhere.This guy shouldn't be on the road tbh. 8 tries, still making mistakes. A danger on the roads.
The point is that the test standards are ridiculous and no one actually drives to that standard in real life.
03-09-2024, 05:10 AM
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Congratulations on the logistics - you will now be drowning in free shags.
03-09-2024, 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Slamt⏩
It’s all situational, UK tests consist of driving in traffic on main roads and dealing with roundabouts, junctions, dual carriage ways etc while doing a manoeuvre and possibly an emergency stop.Lmao hold up
you can **** up 15 times and still pass the UK driving test and u had to do it 8 times?
you can **** up 15 times and still pass the UK driving test and u had to do it 8 times?
All my previous tests I got less than 15 minors but atleast 1-2 serious/major faults. If you get even 1 major fault it’s a straight fail.
For example my 4th test I stalled 3 times and panicked one of them, usually stalling isn’t a fail but cos there was traffic behind they had to fail me. That was my best attempt after this with 5 minors .
Other tests was for cutting across lanes due to not reading the road markings, properly, being in the wrong lane at roundabout or making other cars slow down etc.
Basically if you cause other drivers to take action, swerve, slow down or run a red light, disobey major traffic signs that’s an instant fail.
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Yeah thank god my driving test was on an empty road with no other cars and no roundabouts, turns, lights, or anything. I just had to start the car go 10m and turn it off and that was the test. Thank god I didn't have to do that super hard UK test.It’s all situational, UK tests consist of driving in traffic on main roads and dealing with roundabouts, junctions, dual carriage ways etc while doing a manoeuvre and possibly an emergency stop.
All my previous tests I got less than 15 minors but atleast 1-2 serious/major faults. If you get even 1 major fault it’s a straight fail.
For example my 4th test I stalled 3 times and panicked one of them, usually stalling isn’t a fail but cos there was traffic behind they had to fail me. That was my best attempt after this with 5 minors .
Other tests was for cutting across lanes due to not reading the road markings, properly, being in the wrong lane at roundabout or making other cars slow down etc.
Basically if you cause other drivers to take action, swerve, slow down or run a red light, disobey major traffic signs that’s an instant fail.
All my previous tests I got less than 15 minors but atleast 1-2 serious/major faults. If you get even 1 major fault it’s a straight fail.
For example my 4th test I stalled 3 times and panicked one of them, usually stalling isn’t a fail but cos there was traffic behind they had to fail me. That was my best attempt after this with 5 minors .
Other tests was for cutting across lanes due to not reading the road markings, properly, being in the wrong lane at roundabout or making other cars slow down etc.
Basically if you cause other drivers to take action, swerve, slow down or run a red light, disobey major traffic signs that’s an instant fail.
03-09-2024, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted By alltrapbrah⏩
This. General driving vs driving to the examiners standards are completely different.I’ve been driving for 20 years with no accidents or incidents or anything, yet I probably commit several “minors” every time I drive somewhere.
The point is that the test standards are ridiculous and no one actually drives to that standard in real life.
The point is that the test standards are ridiculous and no one actually drives to that standard in real life.
Literally half of the full licensed drivers I see on the road make major faults everyday.
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Good job man. You kept at it until you did it. Enjoy the freedom and make sure to shag a girl in the back seat once you have a car, it's a rite of passage for any man.
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
both of you are sht drivers who are coping btw. there is a way to drive that doesnt endanger the public. shockerThis. General driving vs driving to the examiners standards are completely different.
Literally half of the full licensed drivers I see on the road make major faults everyday.
Literally half of the full licensed drivers I see on the road make major faults everyday.
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Andrew Tate was right. The UK is a failed society.
In a well functioning country, this low iq ****** would never be allowed on the road after 8 failed tests.
He's clearly a danger to drivers and pedestrians alike.
In a well functioning country, this low iq ****** would never be allowed on the road after 8 failed tests.
He's clearly a danger to drivers and pedestrians alike.
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