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03-10-2024, 04:59 PM
#31
Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
Just LOL if you don’t buy her the duck bag.

My wife isn’t a golden retriever
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03-10-2024, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Quit being a dramatic kunt
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03-10-2024, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩
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03-10-2024, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
He's just happy he has a hole bro…cmon!
Then why can’t he write up a sexy story about putting it in her pooper instead of showing off the fancy wallet he used to put it in her pooper.
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03-10-2024, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Then why can’t he write up a sexy story about putting it in her pooper instead of showing off the fancy wallet he used to put it in her pooper.
You’ve been in your mom’s romance novels again haven’t you.
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03-10-2024, 05:36 PM
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Haven't seen you in a while OP, is this still that 5'0, 250 pound land whale you were with a year or so back?
Btw are you still like 5'6?
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03-10-2024, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
You’ve been in your mom’s romance novels again haven’t you.
Playboy letters to the editor beat the pants off any thirsty post menopause flawless gags writing
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03-10-2024, 05:41 PM
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You need to level up and get her the man she wanted too.

She likes it when you watch
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03-10-2024, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Playboy letters to the editor beat the pants off any thirsty post menopause flawless gags writing
I bet you beat with pants off to those letter.
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03-10-2024, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz⏩
Mirin srs

Pics of hnng wife?


Originally Posted By Channel83⏩
His wife? Maybe he brought the bag to put over her head.

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Terminate the mentally ill with extreme prejudice…
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03-10-2024, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Eatforgains⏩
I bet you beat with pants off to those letter.
Not since I was like 12 man times have changed

Also was supposed to be glowless hag autocorrect is overstepping its bounds
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03-10-2024, 05:53 PM
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Jesus Christ,

This thread explains the 1* crew.

Wife + disposable income == seethe, lol.



OP - I'm happy if you're happy. My wife doesn't like anything "branded" like that.
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03-10-2024, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
A tangential luxury good thought I've had is I'm thinking about buying a real Rolex for the express purpose of it being expensive. If I ever find myself in an emergency situation, I've got 10K USD on my wrist that I can sell if absolutely needed. Much easier than having 10K of cash laying around.
I almost bought a certified pre owned submariner from tappers today
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03-10-2024, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
Jesus Christ,

This thread explains the 1* crew.

Wife + disposable income == seethe, lol.



OP - I'm happy if you're happy. My wife doesn't like anything "branded" like that.
Anyone can get 5 stars.. it takes a special thread to get 2
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