Well I’ve been chitting blood for the past 5 days so I’m pretty sure I’m dying of cancer too. If a princess can get cancer then I certainly can.


It’s kind of a relief in a way. Don’t have to pay back student loans or anything.

Gotta schedule a colonoscopy and see what’s going on, I bet it’s cancer tho.

Aware me on turbo cancer for reps, cliffs anyone? Sounds lolsy.

If it’s a bright or vivid red it usually means hemmeroids, or an anal fissure.

It’s when you’re chitting dark stool that it’s likely a GI issue. Doesn’t mean cancer though, just something fukky with your digestion.

Considering how common cancer is among celebrities - I think most of us don't stand a chance and will get cancer at some point.

You wouldn’t?
Someone was asking if she waxed, and I’m sure that prime angus is waxed smooth

It is kind of funny at the wild stories the press has been coming up with about the royal princess in the last week or so, from there being a body double filling in for Kate since she died, to her husband having affairs and living with other women. I've been waiting for press mentions about her being kidnapped by the Russians, or even some white supremacist KKK group. That seems to be a favorite bad guy for the press the past couple of years, bald white supremacists.

Glad none of the stories turned out to be true and all she has is cancer, at least with the tests. I know some doctors are a bit skeptical of some of these cancer testing methods, but hope the treatment works well and leaves her healthy afterwards.

I was close:

Stop drinking bro

I beat cancer twice.

She'll pull through.

Let's go Kate!