Thread: Health scare thread
03-25-2024, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Immichaelski⏩
you probably distributed the impact over your entire body. 5d chess move. if you landed on one foot prob would have shattered your ankle.When I was younger I got drunk and thought it would be a good idea to parachute off of my parents roof using a bed sheet. I was making a practice run and slipped and fell bouncing off of two roofs and landed on my stomach. I couldn’t feel anything but could see the blood coming out of my mouth. It was new years and I was alone but could hear the fireworks going off in the background as I thought to myself great. Everyone is having fun and here I am paralyzed. Then I could feel the bad pain in my stomach and crawled to my bedroom where I began to drink again. Hurt for a little while but somehow I was ok I think
03-25-2024, 10:14 PM
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03-25-2024, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbaby⏩
Happened to me too once and got a bad bacterial infection. Was scared of sex for the longest time after that too. I barely even did stuff like that too and wore protective gear so all I can imagine is how many people out there have stuff unless that was a one in a million thing. Even told the Bish and she was like it wasn’t me. I’m like whatever. I think they have bacteria deep In them or something abx ic they cum you might get it or something. I also have a huge penor hole. Probably could stick sone peoples pinky inside itBroke a rubber with a prostitute was sweating bullets for 6 months straight it actually caused me terrible anxiety one of the reasons I gave upwhoreing.
03-25-2024, 10:15 PM
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I had a terrible virus
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03-25-2024, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
Yeah my body got pretty beat up in football. Didn’t even make it too far either but it was violent down here from age like 10 through high school. Broke my arm before the tenth grade year and already wasn’t playing that much. Was a dummy running back though and man I’d be black and blue all over my whole body. Planned on walking on in college but college was the gayest thing everyou probably distributed the impact over your entire body. 5d chess move. if you landed on one foot prob would have shattered your ankle.
03-25-2024, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz⏩
A chick I was dating years ago told me she had chlamydia after a doctor visit. I had been rawdogging her for a couple of months, so her doc wrote out a script of antibiotics for me too. One HIV scare, but not from sex. From working in health care at the time.Big STD scares (AIDS/Herpes) that turned out to be nothing thank the Lord
Thought I had an abscess but it went away randomly. Thought I was gonna say bye to a chunk of my leg
Thought I was having a heart attack once on a first date srs lol had her take me to the ER
Thought I had an abscess but it went away randomly. Thought I was gonna say bye to a chunk of my leg
Thought I was having a heart attack once on a first date srs lol had her take me to the ER
A condom broke on me after smashing a chick for a few weeks. That's when she decided to tell me she had herpes. She took meds to keep breakouts away, but still not cool. Getting tested fully sucks.
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03-25-2024, 11:03 PM
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I thought I was pooping out blood but it turns out it was just the animal I forgot was stuffed up in there had died and was leaking out. Huge relief
03-25-2024, 11:19 PM
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03-25-2024, 11:42 PM
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03-25-2024, 11:50 PM
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Found a lump on my head that looked like it could be skin cancer.
Went to the dermatologist. He basically said "yeah that's concerning, we need to biopsy it."
We cut a giant chunk out of my scalp.
Three weeks pass and I hear nothing. Call and leave multiple messages. No retuned calls. Freaking out.
After five weeks, I go back in person and ask wtf. "Oh, it was benign so we didn't bother calling you back"
Wtf
Went to the dermatologist. He basically said "yeah that's concerning, we need to biopsy it."
We cut a giant chunk out of my scalp.
Three weeks pass and I hear nothing. Call and leave multiple messages. No retuned calls. Freaking out.
After five weeks, I go back in person and ask wtf. "Oh, it was benign so we didn't bother calling you back"
Wtf
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03-26-2024, 12:04 AM
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03-26-2024, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
That suck ass of them to leave you in suspense like that.Found a lump on my head that looked like it could be skin cancer.
Went to the dermatologist. He basically said "yeah that's concerning, we need to biopsy it."
We cut a giant chunk out of my scalp.
Three weeks pass and I hear nothing. Call and leave multiple messages. No retuned calls. Freaking out.
After five weeks, I go back in person and ask wtf. "Oh, it was benign so we didn't bother calling you back"
Wtf
Went to the dermatologist. He basically said "yeah that's concerning, we need to biopsy it."
We cut a giant chunk out of my scalp.
Three weeks pass and I hear nothing. Call and leave multiple messages. No retuned calls. Freaking out.
After five weeks, I go back in person and ask wtf. "Oh, it was benign so we didn't bother calling you back"
Wtf
I had a similar thing. I felt a lump on the back of my head and if it was melanoma, it would have metastasized directly to my brain. It was ultimately nothing and passed a fully body skin check without any abnomalies, but fuk....if that was a melanoma, that could have been the end of the Bodhster.
Back off, Warchild.
Seriously.
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