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There is an unspoken thing, we are iron brothers and sisters, we are to support each other and…It is our duty to support our brothers and sisters in the iron game!

Originally Posted By LuigiMiami631⏩

Most miscers have confirmed this time and time again. Shiit is busy as fuk everywhere during work hours. People are eating out and driving expensive ass cars.

Are they handing out free money somewhere? Sure as hell I would like to know.

1 in 4 people are on disability/EBT as of 2023

96% are in debt higher than they can pay off

Originally Posted By Bingo559⏩

for all the peeople saying rotations arent needed. the front tires wear more than the rear, so unless you wanna buy 2 tires prematurely, get em rotated and balanced

Have never seen evidence of that in my life, worked as a mechanic for years; the only time uneven tire wear matters is if it's AWD(you have to replace all 4 at once)

JFL I just went & checked the tread depth on one of my RWD vehicles & the front are 1.5mm taller despite all 4 being put on at the same time

Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩

Takes 10 mins to do it yourself with a cheapass Parkside impact gun and a 40 quid jack.
'It'll mess your pinch welds!!11' where do you think the tire shop is jacking your car from? The fkin pinch welds retard, and they don't use a rubber puck to protect them like I do

Raising a vehicle from all 4 corners on lift arms at once is entirely different from using a jack on one corner

You place a jack under the k-member/rear differential housing/subframes; not the pinch welds, they can fold over like paper


I've seen instances where people did that & then their door wouldn't open or close anymore, the cabin is the frame on a unibody car

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As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew

*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew