05-06-2024, 11:17 AM
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Gjdm. Mirin hard.
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05-09-2024, 05:57 AM
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Aight Misc, I’ve arrived, little day 1 update.
Landed this morning and got a message from this chick.
I told her I fancied Greek food and suggested a place.
In the meantime, brought myself to some beach club to top up that tan.
Landed this morning and got a message from this chick.
I told her I fancied Greek food and suggested a place.
In the meantime, brought myself to some beach club to top up that tan.
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05-09-2024, 06:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
So a different one from the one you are supposed to stay with ? Lol.
Aight Misc, I’ve arrived, little day 1 update.
Landed this morning and got a message from this chick.
I told her I fancied Greek food and suggested a place.
In the meantime, brought myself to some beach club to top up that tan.
Landed this morning and got a message from this chick.
I told her I fancied Greek food and suggested a place.
In the meantime, brought myself to some beach club to top up that tan.
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05-09-2024, 06:01 AM
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How much do these du-bai hookers cost per hour?
05-09-2024, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
Yeh she doesn’t finish work until lunch tomorrow, so I told her I’d have a solo day today. She’s going to bring her stuff she needs for the next few days to the hotel, then we’re heading straight to a beach club to get yucky
So a different one from the one you are supposed to stay with ? Lol.
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Never paid for a hooker in my life, srs, dead srs.
How much do these du-bai hookers cost per hour?
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05-09-2024, 06:08 AM
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Hell yeah brother. Livin the dream. Keep on keepin on
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05-09-2024, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Pull your shorts down, show me your penis. Now!
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05-09-2024, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩
Some men get laid without paying for hookers. Get over it .
How much do these du-bai hookers cost per hour?
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05-09-2024, 07:24 AM
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I had a girl fly me to Du Bai once. She used her dad’s money to fly me over for a week to bang and go shopping.
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05-09-2024, 07:37 AM
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mirin brah, the joys of being able to flex being youthful n single. Do it while you can, this will make for a great story, and guranteed the sex will be worth it.
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05-09-2024, 07:43 AM
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Still don't really get the Du-bai bit (not really interested in that city) but following along since its @Matty5RA
05-09-2024, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Laughed HARD at your legs
Aight Misc, I’ve arrived, little day 1 update.
Landed this morning and got a message from this chick.
I told her I fancied Greek food and suggested a place.
In the meantime, brought myself to some beach club to top up that tan.
Landed this morning and got a message from this chick.
I told her I fancied Greek food and suggested a place.
In the meantime, brought myself to some beach club to top up that tan.
srs
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05-09-2024, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Lol, nah 6 days is dooable, however it gets dicey the longer it goes. I've actually done this 3 times with random girls.
1. Met first girl in Brazil at the rooftop pool at my hotel on Copacabana beach. Ended up spending about 2.5 weeks in Rio after that with her partying, then another 5 nights in Sao Paulo. About a month later we met in Cancun and did another two weeks, after which I didn't hate her, but she had pulled some crazy disordered chit toward the end and I knew things weren't going to go any further.
2. Met 21 year old Brazilian girl in Brazil, then I flew to Europe for a couple weeks. Realized Europe sucks in January, so I sent this girl a message and asked her if she wanted to spend a couple weeks with me in Rio de Janiero. She said yes, so I booked a flight back to Brazil and this chick met me there and we partied and went to the beach and had a really good time for about 20 days. Left her on a very good note, and I would spend more time with her. Very sweet girl and we got along well.
3. Met girl in Africa, and I was about 2 months into a solo trip at that point and was enjoying sex with her so I asked if she wanted to go to Asia with me. She said yes, so we ended up going to Thailand, Malaysia, and the Philippines together. She was fun for about 7-10 days, but after that I started getting really tired of her chit and then ended up spending the next 2 weeks looking for a solid place to get rid of her.
Long story short, even if you aren't perfect for each other, 6 days is pretty dooable(especially in a party atmosphere). However, if Matty tried taking this girl out into the Desert for a cultural experience or somthing like that, things would likely get dicey really quick.
1. Met first girl in Brazil at the rooftop pool at my hotel on Copacabana beach. Ended up spending about 2.5 weeks in Rio after that with her partying, then another 5 nights in Sao Paulo. About a month later we met in Cancun and did another two weeks, after which I didn't hate her, but she had pulled some crazy disordered chit toward the end and I knew things weren't going to go any further.
2. Met 21 year old Brazilian girl in Brazil, then I flew to Europe for a couple weeks. Realized Europe sucks in January, so I sent this girl a message and asked her if she wanted to spend a couple weeks with me in Rio de Janiero. She said yes, so I booked a flight back to Brazil and this chick met me there and we partied and went to the beach and had a really good time for about 20 days. Left her on a very good note, and I would spend more time with her. Very sweet girl and we got along well.
3. Met girl in Africa, and I was about 2 months into a solo trip at that point and was enjoying sex with her so I asked if she wanted to go to Asia with me. She said yes, so we ended up going to Thailand, Malaysia, and the Philippines together. She was fun for about 7-10 days, but after that I started getting really tired of her chit and then ended up spending the next 2 weeks looking for a solid place to get rid of her.
Long story short, even if you aren't perfect for each other, 6 days is pretty dooable(especially in a party atmosphere). However, if Matty tried taking this girl out into the Desert for a cultural experience or somthing like that, things would likely get dicey really quick.
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05-09-2024, 08:19 AM
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Id banging that white bich those nights while u narrow ass clavicle baldin nerd go jerk off other dudes in a poverty bar
Same as usual, lil man
P:S Thx for bookin for me and that hoe, kid
Same as usual, lil man
P:S Thx for bookin for me and that hoe, kid
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05-09-2024, 08:22 AM
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sounds like fun, OP.
05-09-2024, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By PissantSoldier⏩
Dat dere 0.5 zoom, honest.
Laughed HARD at your legs
srs
srs
Originally Posted By pandaboy89⏩
Have you ever been told that you might be on the spectrum?
Id banging that white bich those nights while u narrow ass clavicle baldin nerd go jerk off other dudes in a poverty bar
Same as usual, lil man
P:S Thx for bookin for me and that hoe, kid
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05-09-2024, 08:31 AM
#47
Originally Posted By N0rds⏩
The prices look pretty cheap and she's gone halves on the hotel. That's a lot of money for you?
Congrats on blowing
a lot
of money on a mid-to-low level looking hooker, I guess?
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05-09-2024, 08:39 AM
#48
Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
You are flying to Du-Bai (why is ***** blocked?) and splitting 5-6 nights in a hotel and it is going to cost you $625.79 approx? I can't even eat/drink out every meal for 6 days in my home town for that, much less get a room or flight.
It’s not that expensive, £500 ish for a very decent vacation, 2 days of work has covered the cost.
05-09-2024, 08:52 AM
#49
Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
Depends on the emirate. Du-bai, Ajman, Ras al Khaimah yes. Sharjajh bone dry zero tolerance.
Not true at all. Every hotel bar has booze, and there are more drunk russians than you can shake a stick at.
It is the least strict arab country there is. They are building a casino in ras al khaimah now. As soon as that is finished, 'big brother' ***** will be jelly and build one too.
and considering gold is haram, you've never seen so many white sheets wearing gold rollies and APs as you do in the UAE
It is the least strict arab country there is. They are building a casino in ras al khaimah now. As soon as that is finished, 'big brother' ***** will be jelly and build one too.
and considering gold is haram, you've never seen so many white sheets wearing gold rollies and APs as you do in the UAE
I do not miss those 16 hour flights in cattle class with a full load of pajeets.
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05-09-2024, 09:03 AM
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my nikka, enjoy both those bitches to the max SRS
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05-09-2024, 09:48 AM
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Op what is your secret? Is this all because you are good looking or are you doing more?
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05-09-2024, 09:56 AM
#52
Originally Posted By Basedbaby⏩
Be tall , good looking, have an Instagram page full of traveling, hanging out at cool spots etc…is his secret lol
Op what is your secret? Is this all because you are good looking or are you doing more?
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05-09-2024, 10:32 AM
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So just act like you’re rich on ig?
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05-09-2024, 11:55 AM
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Is english her second language? This is suss
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05-09-2024, 12:13 PM
#55
Originally Posted By Lexira⏩
i wouldnt go all that way unless she did have one
Everything seems too perfect to be true.
Beware she might have a penor. Enjoy brah
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05-09-2024, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Mirin everything except these legs man wtf.
This is gutting, to say the least
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05-09-2024, 12:32 PM
#57
Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
Also have good game, confidence, and sounds like he's a pretty decent dude.
Be tall , good looking, have an Instagram page full of traveling, hanging out at cool spots etc…is his secret lol
Remember he only posts his wins most of the time - not the times he strikes out. Although he wins a hell of a lot more than most guys do because of the stated.
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05-09-2024, 12:39 PM
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You got a tricky logistics issue with the Irish broad sticking around while keeping the brunette is in a holding pattern.
How do you deal with these broads guilt tripping you after you bail, they can't all be ONS types?
How do you deal with these broads guilt tripping you after you bail, they can't all be ONS types?
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05-09-2024, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
Very good point
Also have good game, confidence, and sounds like he's a pretty decent dude.
Remember he only posts his wins most of the time - not the times he strikes out. Although he wins a hell of a lot more than most guys do because of the stated.
Remember he only posts his wins most of the time - not the times he strikes out. Although he wins a hell of a lot more than most guys do because of the stated.
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05-09-2024, 12:47 PM
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OP post a snapshot of your instagram, hide your face if you want. Just want to see what lures the girls in knowmsayin blud?
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