I heard a similar story in another thread. I'll repeat what I said there:

This seems to be it. After all these times I was a stupid Trumper, now I see the errors in my ways. This one post has changed my mind, I will now mail in vote for Kamala, vote blue no matter who.

Only bar that could have been is the Blue Oyster Bar

One of the most blatantly made up stories I've heard about this election cycle.

is that the Blue Oyster Bar?

edit: syko beat me to it

I prefer states to be red and conservative but not republican. IDK what the republican party even stands for anymore. The only true Conservatives in our government are labeled RINOs, an outrageous contradiction.

Reddit is such a cesspool

Sounds like nice redditor fiction.

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if my state flips blue.

I am a contractor for a local company, and all my coworkers are blue collar, beer drinking, dirty-fingernail type folks. On the job site yesterday I caught Glen staring off toward the horizon with a serene smile on his face. I put down my shovel and walked over to ol' Gearhead Glen to see what was up. He turned toward me and put his hand on my shoulder and said "y'know... I've been workin' hard to build America since I was young enough to buy my first pack of marbs". There was a glint in his eye, like the spark of hope that could ignite a nation. "Seeing good folk in this great state coming together for the first time in 8 years is something I ain't never did see."


I heard the clanks of others dropping their equipment and turned to see the old timers, "Sparkplug" Steve, "Drillbit" Dale, and "Hemi" Hank standing with arms folded, intently listening to Glen. Glen continued "Y'know, I think this year I'm fixin' to toss Ol' "Hardhat" Harris a vote. Her policies on environmental sustainability, protecting our NATO allies, standing up to Putin, and not to mention, preserving our Democracy are more important than anything else on the list."


The clouds parted and painted the sky in a hopeful cerulean blue. I heard some hootin' and hollerin' from a few good ol' boys up on the scaffolding, and even "Pickaxe" Peter, who's normally as stoic as they come, started doing little playful spins in the forklift. We all ended up at McShlucks after clocking in a hard day and shared a cold Bud Light while discussing Kamalas grassroots campaign, her electability, and policies. It seems to me the tides a turnin' out here down south.

These copy pasta fan fictions are great entertainment to point and laugh at.

"I told my 9 yr old daughter Kamala was running for President, which prompted her to take a shot of whiskey and a long drag on a Marlboro Red and respond "fukc yeah. It's our turn now, bro." We high fived and fist bumped and listed to the Spice Girls for the next hour before she fell asleep gently in my arms. I went into the living room, where my crew of polyamorous partners of multiple genders were already giddy with excitement and we stayed up til the next morning watching MSNBC. We made sure not to cheer too loudly, though some of them did a few times. In the morning after taking my daughter to school we all got 'Kamala 2024' tattoos."


That took me 2-3 minutes. Imagine how much time Redditors spend with fan fiction.

No homo isn’t saving you here phag

You can do your own research, but it's there. The search function on this dying site is as decrepit as old Joe.

Real farmers don’t wear cowboy boots we wear crocs

I doubt that happened. Latest polls are not showing that change either.



New Polling Finds Kamala Harris Hasn’t Moved the Needle Much – Trump Still Leads in Swing States

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/202...-moved-needle/

Hammerin' Harris gonna take us to heaven.

it's so true brother, the country is changing and I think she might just be the gal to take us to the promised land (ded fkn Srs)

LOL Fake news, Zero chance that happened. Kamalalalalmama is the most anti gun candidate ever. She wants mandatory gun buy backs. Full AR ban, she believe executive orders can accomplish that. Maybe her cartels are telling her to take guns away from us so her open border can prosper more.

Vice President Sandwich maker has no chance.

No homo can't save you here lol.