Thread: Would you bang this woman? (pic)
08-14-2024, 05:33 PM
#31
Nah I’m good. Way too fat srs. She has potential though if she keeps up at the gym and diets
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08-14-2024, 05:36 PM
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I would break my dick inside her. Hopefully this answers your question.
08-14-2024, 05:38 PM
#33
OP posting this hambeast as he is trying to justify his choices…
Originally Posted By Islandboyo⏩
Matched with some Peruvian twink on tinder a while back and hit him up yesterday to see if he's down to come to my town.
- He's 20 and in this country alone (illegal)
- He has no money so I bought his train tickets round trip (over $200)
- having him stay with me until friday so planning on busting his cheeks as much as possible..
Now here's where it gets iffy. I do some research on the twink and found his Grindr profile that he has "ESCORT" in his bio. This worries me because I'm not about to waste my time and energy on some used up hole that gets whored out to anyone with some cash. So I start probing him and asking him certain things.
I ask him for nudes, he says he doesnt share nudes. I ask him if he will let me **** him and then he gets super offended? (lol wut) ?
He claims that he being alone and illegal here in the states has been hard and he put escort in his Grindr profile as an option but it isn't really selling himself as it may appear.
What do misc? Cancel the train tickets and get a full refund or let him come and drain my nuts and possibly give me aids or some std?
He has a tattoo on his ass cheek and is totally my type, but he's giving mixed signals about wanting to ****.
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almost forgot to mention he told me that ICE/immigration enforcement officers have been forcing him to perform sex acts or trying to take his hole since he's been here. They act as if they are going to help him out, then bring him to a room and force themselves on him. Lord only knows whats been done to him on the journey from Peru to the USA. A young tiny twink like that all alone is very vulnerable. I feel sorry for the kid and sort of want him to come up so he can tell me his whole story honestly.
- He's 20 and in this country alone (illegal)
- He has no money so I bought his train tickets round trip (over $200)
- having him stay with me until friday so planning on busting his cheeks as much as possible..
Now here's where it gets iffy. I do some research on the twink and found his Grindr profile that he has "ESCORT" in his bio. This worries me because I'm not about to waste my time and energy on some used up hole that gets whored out to anyone with some cash. So I start probing him and asking him certain things.
I ask him for nudes, he says he doesnt share nudes. I ask him if he will let me **** him and then he gets super offended? (lol wut) ?
He claims that he being alone and illegal here in the states has been hard and he put escort in his Grindr profile as an option but it isn't really selling himself as it may appear.
What do misc? Cancel the train tickets and get a full refund or let him come and drain my nuts and possibly give me aids or some std?
He has a tattoo on his ass cheek and is totally my type, but he's giving mixed signals about wanting to ****.
how to remove duplicates in word
delete repeated words
delete repeated words
almost forgot to mention he told me that ICE/immigration enforcement officers have been forcing him to perform sex acts or trying to take his hole since he's been here. They act as if they are going to help him out, then bring him to a room and force themselves on him. Lord only knows whats been done to him on the journey from Peru to the USA. A young tiny twink like that all alone is very vulnerable. I feel sorry for the kid and sort of want him to come up so he can tell me his whole story honestly.
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08-14-2024, 05:39 PM
#34
Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
OP posting this hambeasy as he is trying to justify his choices…
Ooof brootal
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08-14-2024, 05:40 PM
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Now 235 is what I'm benching, but nowadays it's still not enough - ICE CUBE
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08-14-2024, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
OP posting this hambeast as he is trying to justify his choices…
I will never gain my innocence back. Negged for posting ****ot stuff
08-14-2024, 05:43 PM
#37
Originally Posted By mezner09⏩
Nah I’m good. Way too fat srs. She has potential though if she keeps up at the gym and diets
She just has big hips, it's not like theres even a gut sticking out.
Not taking that female out for guaranteed sex is legitimately questionable.
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08-14-2024, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
Ooof brootal
Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
I will never gain my innocence back. Negged for posting ****ot stuff
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08-14-2024, 05:48 PM
#39
Originally Posted By Islandboyo⏩
Has to be a buffet, only way to be able to afford to feed her.
Where would you take her to eat? Chilis? Applebees? Olive Garden?
08-14-2024, 05:52 PM
#40
Originally Posted By N0rds⏩
looks good to me
her 6 years ago:
I doubt even 10 years ago before her BloatGoals was she decent.
I doubt even 10 years ago before her BloatGoals was she decent.
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08-14-2024, 05:56 PM
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She seems like the kind of girl you can go up to and drop this line “Nice set of hooters you got there.” and she’d laugh knowing where it’s from getting the reference to that comedy classic. She looks like she has seen dumb and dumber ya. And the Barbie movie I have yet to watch. If she’s not and is like “Wtf ru talking about?” Looking offended even I’d quote Jim Carey from the elevator scene in Liar Liar. If that didn’t work I’d just be myself and go straight to the go to pickup line:
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08-14-2024, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
Probably pretty expensive too
She is ok but you can tell by looking at her that the whole dinner out and stuff would be miserable.
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08-14-2024, 06:05 PM
#43
I'm sure she's a nice woman, but no she is not my type. Just like many men out there are not her type either i'm sure
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08-14-2024, 06:56 PM
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lmao
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08-14-2024, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted By TheParish⏩
yeah the lower limit
That's the HTC limit. I'd bang but wouldnt spend time in public with her
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08-14-2024, 07:34 PM
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depends what does she consider a nice spot in town? Cheesecake Factory? PF Changs? I'll drop a blue face for dinner and a cocktail with her to take her home and plow her.
also this girl is right up Havoc's ally. Tattoos and Ultra HTC
also this girl is right up Havoc's ally. Tattoos and Ultra HTC
08-14-2024, 08:13 PM
#47
It’s not so much that you *need* a bra as that the dress looks poorly made and fitted, which is a shame because the color is stunning on you and you have a great figure! I would look for a true sweetheart neckline and something without the strings in the middle, it almost looks like a beach coverup
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08-14-2024, 08:17 PM
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Wood but there would have to be absolutely no effort put forth and no one could ever know.
So per the thread stips, no.
So per the thread stips, no.
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08-14-2024, 08:20 PM
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Definitely wouldn't be seen in public with her. Might take a BJ if it required zero effort.
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08-14-2024, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
depends what does she consider a nice spot in town? Cheesecake Factory? PF Changs? I'll drop a blue face for dinner and a cocktail with her to take her home and plow her.
also this girl is right up Havoc's ally. Tattoos and Ultra HTC
also this girl is right up Havoc's ally. Tattoos and Ultra HTC
This type of gal would be happy with chilis or Applebees, but if you take her to Red Lobster of Olive Garden she'd feel really special
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