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post 1705103951 08-16-2024, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Dreyth⏩
Some jinn will enter your body and allow you to do things you couldnt do before. They are physically much stronger than us, and they can be formless

Its not like “if i pray to this god he’ll give me powers” though theyll trick you into thinking that. Its more like “if i do these rituals involving idolatry, theyll enter me and i can do stuff”

Its called invocation. Willful possession of jinn


Side note i know a guy who doesnt believe this stuff. But he witnessed an exorcism and he himself had to physically hold down this little person with all his might. Hes like where in the world is all this strength coming from…. Hes in denial

Sometimes you need 6 huge men go hold down a 100lb woman during an exorcist
Possession is similar in nature to DID - people who suffer from DID/Multiple Personality Disorder can experience bodywide changes in bio and neurochemistry based on which alter is in control. Alters in DID are just demons or jinn as you call them. That's where the strength comes from.. The human body is capable of much, but the human soul doesn't push it to such extremes for reasons of sustainability.

I've had times where he demon isn't of me forced me to bend over backwards like a skin walker is said to look or like a yoga pose looks.





Otherwise I've seen djinn in my dreams appearing as animals like dogs shapeshifting into birds and then seeing these strange runes where the jinn was. Also seen egyptian idols in my dreams doing similar feats.. like they have this weird highlighter orange, blue, etc glow.
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post 1705103991 08-16-2024, 06:58 AM
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Spirits aren't real tho.
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post 1705104051 08-16-2024, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Spirits aren't real tho.
Yeah and God isn't real, so he can't judge you based on your infidelity to your wife.
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post 1705104851 08-16-2024, 07:28 AM
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Wincel.

You do realize these guys are prolly actual schizos right?

Either way I was lmaoing this whole thread
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Wincel.

You do realize these guys are prolly actual schizos right?

Either way I was lmaoing this whole thread
Just you wait

What do i have to gain from lying? Ive attempted an exorcism myself before. I didnt get the jinn out, but you can see the person was clearly reacting. And his condition improved more after that. I told him to go to an imam, my ruqya isnt strong enough

Can provide more details for the curious
post 1705116301 08-16-2024, 12:18 PM
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“Magic” is probably free unlimited energy

With free unlimited energy you’d be a type infinite civilization on the kardashiv scale

A type 7 civilization is manipulating realities so you can only Imagine what a type infinite civilization is
post 1705134921 08-16-2024, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Dreyth⏩
Just you wait

What do i have to gain from lying? Ive attempted an exorcism myself before. I didnt get the jinn out, but you can see the person was clearly reacting. And his condition improved more after that. I told him to go to an imam, my ruqya isnt strong enough

Can provide more details for the curious
Try casting the jinn out in the name of Jesus next time - Psalm 91 is great for these purposes ....
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post 1705134981 08-16-2024, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Lmao all u want some sloot didn't believe me before in my wizard days and practically begged me to hex her because she found it so amusing/ridiculous.

Crashed her car the next day and nearly died. Wasn't so sceptical after that (srs) I intended just to warn her but some of my hexes were fatal it's why I repented and stopped all that ****.

Tho i still have all kinds of magic powers like telepathy etc still i don't abuse them
Can you magic the hair off of my back and put it on my head again? Ty
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Originally Posted By volleys⏩
Can you magic the hair off of my back and put it on my head again? Ty
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So the guy who assumes people who don't believe in God (not just God but his God) are too stupid to even solve a basic math problem like 5×5 also believes magic is actually real....

Let me double check my math on that...


Yup...makes perfect sense...
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post 1705135711 08-16-2024, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Lmao all u want some sloot didn't believe me before in my wizard days and practically begged me to hex her because she found it so amusing/ridiculous.

Crashed her car the next day and nearly died. Wasn't so sceptical after that (srs) I intended just to warn her but some of my hexes were fatal it's why I repented and stopped all that ****.

Tho i still have all kinds of magic powers like telepathy etc still i don't abuse them
Can witchcraft's potency be affected by distance? Say someone does the witchcraft in Australia and I move to the states, can that negate it?
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
All the magic in the world won't fix your chrome dome just like it won't fix me being 5'6 lmao.

That kinda **** is immutable.
Should I seek the powers of a druid or a cleric instead? What level spell am I looking to cast greater restoration on the Aurora Baldialis?
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Originally Posted By volleys⏩
Should I seek the powers of a druid or a cleric instead? What level spell am I looking to cast greater restoration on the Aurora Baldialis?
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I used to be pretty lackadaisical in my belief of the spirit world, but its no joke. If I wasn't rooted in Christ I would have been dead several times over, but im convinced I have had angels intervene on multiple occasions. The demons want me dead and they want me to stumble.

If I as a believer didn't even come close to understanding the spirit world, then how much more so is an unbeliever ignorant of? Grew up in the church, and theres stuff they just don't focus on. This world is currently satans domain until hes defeated.
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Originally Posted By Parkerscott⏩
I used to be pretty lackadaisical in my belief of the spirit world, but its no joke. If I wasn't rooted in Christ I would have been dead several times over, but im convinced I have had angels intervene on multiple occasions. The demons want me dead and they want me to stumble.

If I as a believer didn't even come close to understanding the spirit world, then how much more so is an unbeliever ignorant of? Grew up in the church, and theres stuff they just don't focus on. This world is currently satans domain until hes defeated.
Well plenty of non-believers are experts in these matters... but yeah the amount of Christians that don't believe evil spirits exist is insane.
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