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02-19-2017, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted By TommyRO⏩
I've had the not hard happen to me. I was at a sex club with a girl I was swinging with. Met a young couple she was a hot 28yo chick.this mofo is a troll and i stand by it lmao
every single one of his stories ends with self sabotage
every single one of his stories ends with self sabotage
Go back to get a playroom and the only one available is the public room. So we go in there and it's a canopy bed with see thru curtains.
I closed them just to provide a barrier and some motherphucker pulls them back as I was going down on her.
I had about 12 people 3 feet away and commenting on what was going on.
I got her off but I was so distracted by the guy violating club rules by touching the curtains and the big crowd watching that I just couldn't get going for nothing. 100% limp.
I was so embarrassed.
But she did hit me up on kik a couple months back asking if I had another play partner so maybe I'll get another shot.
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02-19-2017, 09:25 AM
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02-19-2017, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
No shame in that. I'd go Insta limp if I knew people were watching me slay a slootI've had the not hard happen to me. I was at a sex club with a girl I was swinging with. Met a young couple she was a hot 28yo chick.
Go back to get a playroom and the only one available is the public room. So we go in there and it's a canopy bed with see thru curtains.
I closed them just to provide a barrier and some motherphucker pulls them back as I was going down on her.
I had about 12 people 3 feet away and commenting on what was going on.
I got her off but I was so distracted by the guy violating club rules by touching the curtains and the big crowd watching that I just couldn't get going for nothing. 100% limp.
I was so embarrassed.
But she did hit me up on kik a couple months back asking if I had another play partner so maybe I'll get another shot.
Go back to get a playroom and the only one available is the public room. So we go in there and it's a canopy bed with see thru curtains.
I closed them just to provide a barrier and some motherphucker pulls them back as I was going down on her.
I had about 12 people 3 feet away and commenting on what was going on.
I got her off but I was so distracted by the guy violating club rules by touching the curtains and the big crowd watching that I just couldn't get going for nothing. 100% limp.
I was so embarrassed.
But she did hit me up on kik a couple months back asking if I had another play partner so maybe I'll get another shot.
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02-19-2017, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Quiggie⏩
I lived in Toronto..Does anyone else find it funny that the best a 26 yr old guy who lifts can do in Toronto is a 33 yr old chinese woman? If he was living in the midwest US he'd at least be able to hook up with a mid 20s 7/10 white chick once in a while.
I don't look like I lift, I could easily get a date with a different sloot every night. Tons of sexy Asian and French girls that are easy there. Don't blame your awkwardness on geography..
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02-19-2017, 09:43 AM
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Nicklol ok I'll admit that I had to put my phone down halfway through the recap.
Next time take some cialis or viagra one hour before sex is to start. Ad in some ginger, citruline, gingko, plenty of water. Essentially every natural stim free vasodilator.
If a girl actually says what do we do next it's a hint for you to initiate.
Good job brother. Take notes on the mistakes people are pointing out for you and don't repeat them.
I wouldn't recommend your LDAR fap all weekend text line as a sound strategy.
I'll be glad to help you in any way I can.
Next time take some cialis or viagra one hour before sex is to start. Ad in some ginger, citruline, gingko, plenty of water. Essentially every natural stim free vasodilator.
If a girl actually says what do we do next it's a hint for you to initiate.
Good job brother. Take notes on the mistakes people are pointing out for you and don't repeat them.
I wouldn't recommend your LDAR fap all weekend text line as a sound strategy.
I'll be glad to help you in any way I can.
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02-19-2017, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By caprica6⏩
A younger girl 100% leaves and feeld insecure after the movie lol even if she knows he's a kissless virgin. Idk how someone watches a movie for 2 hours almost and does nothing lmaoshe might have been just what he needed, actually. a younger girl might have left after the movie, not knowing what to do. plus, i remember him saying he liked Asian girls. I think he likes all kinds, but i remember him hnngging for Asians.
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Different situations though, you get soft on a booty call?I've had the not hard happen to me. I was at a sex club with a girl I was swinging with. Met a young couple she was a hot 28yo chick.
Go back to get a playroom and the only one available is the public room. So we go in there and it's a canopy bed with see thru curtains.
I closed them just to provide a barrier and some motherphucker pulls them back as I was going down on her.
I had about 12 people 3 feet away and commenting on what was going on.
I got her off but I was so distracted by the guy violating club rules by touching the curtains and the big crowd watching that I just couldn't get going for nothing. 100% limp.
I was so embarrassed.
But she did hit me up on kik a couple months back asking if I had another play partner so maybe I'll get another shot.
Go back to get a playroom and the only one available is the public room. So we go in there and it's a canopy bed with see thru curtains.
I closed them just to provide a barrier and some motherphucker pulls them back as I was going down on her.
I had about 12 people 3 feet away and commenting on what was going on.
I got her off but I was so distracted by the guy violating club rules by touching the curtains and the big crowd watching that I just couldn't get going for nothing. 100% limp.
I was so embarrassed.
But she did hit me up on kik a couple months back asking if I had another play partner so maybe I'll get another shot.
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02-19-2017, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted By TommyRO⏩
I can't recall one in a while. I was good to go last night.A younger girl 100% leaves and feeld insecure after the movie lol even if she knows he's a kissless virgin. Idk how someone watches a movie for 2 hours almost and does nothing lmao
Different situations though, you get soft on a booty call?
Different situations though, you get soft on a booty call?
But sometimes on a cut I do have a dip in libido and these days if I go like 9 times in 4 days then I'll need a break for four days or so. Part of getting old I guess.
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02-19-2017, 10:04 AM
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I just want to show my admiration the for asian lady.
Runs into trouble with the parking
Still goes up to nicklol's place
Motherfukker plays some Nicholas Cage movie, all the way through
She still wants it
He doesn't know what to do
She takes action and makes it happen
He can't get hard
She still has kind words for him
Probably got a parking ticket
Seriously this woman is a hero
Runs into trouble with the parking
Still goes up to nicklol's place
Motherfukker plays some Nicholas Cage movie, all the way through
She still wants it
He doesn't know what to do
She takes action and makes it happen
He can't get hard
She still has kind words for him
Probably got a parking ticket
Seriously this woman is a hero
02-19-2017, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By sunchine⏩
she was also up since 4:30 am that day apparently.I just want to show my admiration the for asian lady.
Runs into trouble with the parking
Still goes up to nicklol's place
Motherfukker plays some Nicholas Cage movie, all the way through
She still wants it
He doesn't know what to do
She takes action and makes it happen
He can't get hard
She still has kind words for him
Probably got a parking ticket
Seriously this woman is a hero
Runs into trouble with the parking
Still goes up to nicklol's place
Motherfukker plays some Nicholas Cage movie, all the way through
She still wants it
He doesn't know what to do
She takes action and makes it happen
He can't get hard
She still has kind words for him
Probably got a parking ticket
Seriously this woman is a hero
also a 1 hour drive to my place, lol.
she was nice man, I dont know..
she seemed to enjoy the little action we did have.
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02-19-2017, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
lmfaoshe was also up since 4:30 am that day apparently.
also a 1 hour drive to my place, lol.
she was nice man, I dont know..
she seemed to enjoy the little action we did have.
also a 1 hour drive to my place, lol.
she was nice man, I dont know..
she seemed to enjoy the little action we did have.
I honestly hope you meet her again and deliver, I'm rooting for both of you
02-19-2017, 10:18 AM
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Don't worry Nick, we are all going to make it.
Do you drink? Getting a light buzz going will definitely help a lot next time.
Do you drink? Getting a light buzz going will definitely help a lot next time.
02-19-2017, 10:19 AM
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so I didnt do that well.
but I learned a lot and got experience from it.
next time I wont bother lifting and messing around before I have a girl come over and actually be prepared.
I dont know if she would come back.. but I am working on other girls now so, its all good =)
matched with a girl that "competes" in fitness competitions, or so she says..haha
but I learned a lot and got experience from it.
next time I wont bother lifting and messing around before I have a girl come over and actually be prepared.
I dont know if she would come back.. but I am working on other girls now so, its all good =)
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02-19-2017, 10:25 AM
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Brah, there's 2 different hurdles in this encounter.
1. The results-oriented outcome was progress. At least you did better than before and got your feet wet. But this shouldn't have happened either, this was a lay up man.
2. The process-oriented outcome waschit, from the absolute beginning. This is the one that you have to worry about.
Step 1 is to just get laid. Take viagra, pay someone, do whatever it takes. Next time you shouldn't go into this without viagra. You're in Canada so it's readily acquirable. This way it eliminates all the anxiety of the physical act of sex.
Once that's out of the way, you can focus on the process (your actions), and pretty much to everything opposite of what you did this time. From here on out you won't worry about the results of your efforts.
1. The results-oriented outcome was progress. At least you did better than before and got your feet wet. But this shouldn't have happened either, this was a lay up man.
2. The process-oriented outcome waschit, from the absolute beginning. This is the one that you have to worry about.
Step 1 is to just get laid. Take viagra, pay someone, do whatever it takes. Next time you shouldn't go into this without viagra. You're in Canada so it's readily acquirable. This way it eliminates all the anxiety of the physical act of sex.
Once that's out of the way, you can focus on the process (your actions), and pretty much to everything opposite of what you did this time. From here on out you won't worry about the results of your efforts.
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02-19-2017, 10:28 AM
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Nick, invite her to spend the night. It doesn't matter how nervous you get, it's impossible not to get hard immediately after waking up. Just jam it in her upon awakening
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02-19-2017, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
One of the things you should have learned is that pron and fap is not very good for you. You've been doing this probably since your teens and you thought 3 days no pron/fap would suffice? Not sherif srs.so I didnt do that well.
but I learned a lot and got experience from it.
next time I wont bother lifting and messing around before I have a girl come over and actually be prepared.
I dont know if she would come back.. but I am working on other girls now so, its all good =)
matched with a girl that "competes" in fitness competitions, or so she says..haha
but I learned a lot and got experience from it.
next time I wont bother lifting and messing around before I have a girl come over and actually be prepared.
I dont know if she would come back.. but I am working on other girls now so, its all good =)
matched with a girl that "competes" in fitness competitions, or so she says..haha
Start by laying off pron, then limit the days you fap.
Also you should have learned to be more confident cause you're not a bad dude & there's nothing wrong with you.
I hope your next encounter will have more positive news
02-19-2017, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Mrlooker⏩
He said 33 year old chinese woman, go google that they all look almost identical
I think we know why he couldn't get it up..
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02-19-2017, 10:41 AM
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02-19-2017, 10:53 AM
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02-19-2017, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Rexcalibr⏩
You're giving him too much credit so I'll add another point and probably the most obvious one.I lost my virginity at 16 to a girl from high school who was 18 and I was awkward, nervous and regularly watching porn but still excited enough to get hard while making out, and yeah you shouldn't need viagra or anything at 26. Just maybe some liquor.
My guess is Nick is either:
- homosex
- asexual
- doesn't really want to lose his virginity but feels compelled to do at this point
- or has some other underlying issue beyond just being awkward or nervous
My guess is Nick is either:
- homosex
- asexual
- doesn't really want to lose his virginity but feels compelled to do at this point
- or has some other underlying issue beyond just being awkward or nervous
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02-19-2017, 11:01 AM
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Progress so good job.
But Jesus Christ who was planning and forethought?
It's almost a guarantee that you're gonna be a limp dick anxious mess. So why are you not drinking? Why don't have some dick pills ready? Why a complete absence of a game plan? Fuking it up in the moment is whatever, but this pussy was on a platter and you fuked up before she even arrived.
But Jesus Christ who was planning and forethought?
It's almost a guarantee that you're gonna be a limp dick anxious mess. So why are you not drinking? Why don't have some dick pills ready? Why a complete absence of a game plan? Fuking it up in the moment is whatever, but this pussy was on a platter and you fuked up before she even arrived.
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.
The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."
The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
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Originally Posted By Achilles87⏩
the night before.. she called and I had too much anxiety to pick up (srs)Progress so good job.
But Jesus Christ who was planning and forethought?
It's almost a guarantee that you're gonna be a limp dick anxious mess. So why are you not drinking? Why don't have some dick pills ready? Why a complete absence of a game plan? Fuking it up in the moment is whatever, but this pussy was on a platter and you fuked up before she even arrived.
But Jesus Christ who was planning and forethought?
It's almost a guarantee that you're gonna be a limp dick anxious mess. So why are you not drinking? Why don't have some dick pills ready? Why a complete absence of a game plan? Fuking it up in the moment is whatever, but this pussy was on a platter and you fuked up before she even arrived.
so I thought it was over (srs)
then the day of.. she randomly texted me and asked if she should come over.. I just said yes and scrambled to get back from the gym and stuff.
It is wat it is
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02-19-2017, 11:35 AM
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any other dates set up?
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i had a similar experience with not being able to get it up, my advice--
dont fap until it happens again, a girl would much rather have you bust in a second than not be able to get it up.
try to get your hands on some viagra/cialis-- even if its not legit it will help with placebo.
i still sometimes get performance anxiety especially if im drunk
whisky dicked my oneitis 2 weeks ago, but can smash my fwb multiple back to back sessions-- its all in your head
dont fap until it happens again, a girl would much rather have you bust in a second than not be able to get it up.
try to get your hands on some viagra/cialis-- even if its not legit it will help with placebo.
i still sometimes get performance anxiety especially if im drunk
whisky dicked my oneitis 2 weeks ago, but can smash my fwb multiple back to back sessions-- its all in your head
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02-19-2017, 11:40 AM
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02-19-2017, 11:44 AM
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I'm serious about the vasodilators.
Look at any of those NO pump supp and just get the ones that help with Nitric Oxide.
Look at any of those NO pump supp and just get the ones that help with Nitric Oxide.
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02-19-2017, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Did she message back? If you're trying to go for it again, tell her you just nervous because of how hot she is (or something like that). Tell her you still want to take her to pound town.so I didnt do that well.
but I learned a lot and got experience from it.
next time I wont bother lifting and messing around before I have a girl come over and actually be prepared.
I dont know if she would come back.. but I am working on other girls now so, its all good =)
matched with a girl that "competes" in fitness competitions, or so she says..haha
but I learned a lot and got experience from it.
next time I wont bother lifting and messing around before I have a girl come over and actually be prepared.
I dont know if she would come back.. but I am working on other girls now so, its all good =)
matched with a girl that "competes" in fitness competitions, or so she says..haha
02-19-2017, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By MrGreenTea⏩
completely Nc since 9:30 last night.Did she message back? If you're trying to go for it again, tell her you just nervous because of how hot she is (or something like that). Tell her you still want to take her to pound town.
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