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God I just want to take all their throbbing cocks in my angus and taste the man batter
well damn bb

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Originally Posted By Lucianus
Haha I’m not bothered by height for some reason, as long as he’s not like 5’3 or 6’8 or something

Also, I’m crushing hard on a guy who looks like him that works at my local car wash, always in a black or grey hoody too (hnnnng)

It’s £5 per wash and I go every week and give him £20 😭 I think he knows I want him to sit on my face, he winks at me etc when I’m driving away etc, he’s cucked me hard and I don’t even know him

When he’s washing my roof his hoody rides up his abs, I just wanna roll down the window and stick my face in his snail trail 😭 the struggle
Are you trolling the misc with this post or srs? You give him a 15 tip for a 5 car wash?

What did he say the first time you done that lmao?
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Originally Posted By RMillar91
Are you trolling the misc with this post or srs? You give him a 15 tip for a 5 car wash?

What did he say the first time you done that lmao?
being srs yes, i'm not exactly lacking in the £ department and i don't spend money on drink/drugs so i like to tip people (females too lmao)

he said "no i'll get your change" and i said "no i need to get rid of it anyway" (idk why i said that) but he just kinda laughted and said if u insist

he didn't protest the future times i tipped him
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Originally Posted By Lucianus
being srs yes, i'm not exactly lacking in the £ department and i don't spend money on drink/drugs so i like to tip people (females too lmao)

he said "no i'll get your change" and i said "no i need to get rid of it anyway" (idk why i said that) but he just kinda laughted and said if u insist

he didn't protest the future times i tipped him
Lol! How long has this been going on, how much has he made? Soon it’ll only be good manners for him to please you there and then in your car lmao
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Originally Posted By RMillar91
Lol! How long has this been going on, how much has he made? Soon it’ll only be good manners for him to please you there and then in your car lmao
lmao idk?? been getting it washed there for like 2 months now, but also i'm not really like that, i'm a shy ******* so even if he was interested in me my face would probs go red AF and I'd drive away and never go back

it just feels good to tip him... i legit think i might have cash**** tendencies. the tour might be over
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Originally Posted By Lucianus
lmao idk?? been getting it washed there for like 2 months now, but also i'm not really like that, i'm a shy ******* so even if he was interested in me my face would probs go red AF and I'd drive away and never go back

it just feels good to tip him... i legit think i might have cash**** tendencies. the tour might be over
So he’s made around 135 lmao, not bad for the car wash guy.

Does him being straight make him more or less attractive to you? Is he good looking typically or is it just masculinity or something - most gay guys I know are ripped and even though I wouldn’t say they look feminine they’re always very well groomed etc, a look you don’t often see in straight bros.
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Originally Posted By RMillar91
So he’s made around 135 lmao, not bad for the car wash guy.

Does him being straight make him more or less attractive to you? Is he good looking typically or is it just masculinity or something - most gay guys I know are ripped and even though I wouldn’t say they look feminine they’re always very well groomed etc, a look you don’t often see in straight bros.
haha! i think car wash places get tipped a lot, it looks like a pretty cool job if the weather is decent (i'm in Scotland so the weather is always chit so thats not so good)

i'm not sure if he's straight, like for example the guys in the gifs in post #785, if they weren't grinding on each other you wouldn't automatically think they were gay, nomsayin?

but going by the extremely low % of guys who are actually ****s then i always just assume someone is straight haha!

his face is above average but it's more how he holds himself, he's really masculine / rugged and you can tell he doesn't really care about over-grooming etc which is a turn on for me

i like a buzzcut and sport clothes

flamboyantly dressed / over groomed guys don't do it for me, although i can respect someone's aesthetics but it doesn't make me wanna fuk them
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Originally Posted By Lucianus
haha! i think car wash places get tipped a lot, it looks like a pretty cool job if the weather is decent (i'm in Scotland so the weather is always chit so thats not so good)

i'm not sure if he's straight, like for example the guys in the gifs in post #785, if they weren't grinding on each other you wouldn't automatically think they were gay, nomsayin?

but going by the extremely low % of guys who are actually ****s then i always just assume someone is straight haha!

his face is above average but it's more how he holds himself, he's really masculine / rugged and you can tell he doesn't really care about over-grooming etc which is a turn on for me

i like a buzzcut and sport clothes

flamboyantly dressed / over groomed guys don't do it for me, although i can respect someone's aesthetics but it doesn't make me wanna fuk them
Yeah true I’ve known gay guys you’d never guess lol.

Seen as it’s uncommon for a gay guy to be masculine behaving can a guy with an ugly or average looking face still turn you on if he’s masculine enough in other areas? Basically their personality, clothes, way they talk etc?

I ask because let’s face it with hot young chicks you almost always must have at least a good looking face and at least a lean body to stand a chance. They just don’t care about masculinity or who’s alpha or whatever really. From what I’ve seen anyway. But so often a girl will say they love a “masculine” guy even though it’s only his face that’s masculine, he’s really not masculine if you nomsayin?

Are gay bros doing what women do confusing a good masculine face with masculinity in general? Or do they actually find the average looking straight dude with the dad bod attractive cause he’s masculine lmao?
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Originally Posted By RMillar91
Yeah true I’ve known gay guys you’d never guess lol.

Seen as it’s uncommon for a gay guy to be masculine behaving can a guy with an ugly or average looking face still turn you on if he’s masculine enough in other areas? Basically their personality, clothes, way they talk etc?

I ask because let’s face it with hot young chicks you almost always must have at least a good looking face and at least a lean body to stand a chance. They just don’t care about masculinity or who’s alpha or whatever really. From what I’ve seen anyway. But so often a girl will say they love a “masculine” guy even though it’s only his face that’s masculine, he’s really not masculine if you nomsayin?

Are gay bros doing what women do confusing a good masculine face with masculinity in general? Or do they actually find the average looking straight dude with the dad bod attractive cause he’s masculine lmao?
yeah i've definitely been attracted to guys who are considered 'average or ugly' just due to how they hold themselves, clothes or their body.

Like for instance when people post those slavic guys squatting etc and people call them ugly kunts, i think they're hot lmao

i see your point about girls not caring as much about the "masculinity" thing, they don't seem to mind as much about that as ****s do, but i can't say i agree about them holding facial aesthetics in high regard, there is way too much evidence of decent looking girls with average or ugly men lmao. I can't comment on their logic, but you straight guys beat yourselves up too much in stressing about what women want. There are plenty of average/ugly men in relationships


Also no tho, even if someone looks masculine from photos but if he opens his mouth and sounds like Kim Kardashian then I'd run away from him.(you get quite a lot of that in the gay community, there are plenty of shredded guys that still have the gay lisp, as soon as I hear it it makes my dik soft)

For me it's more about body language / voice / facial expressions etc
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Originally Posted By Lucianus
yeah i've definitely been attracted to guys who are considered 'average or ugly' just due to how they hold themselves, clothes or their body.

Like for instance when people post those slavic guys squatting etc and people call them ugly kunts, i think they're hot lmao

i see your point about girls not caring as much about the "masculinity" thing, they don't seem to mind as much about that as ****s do, but i can't say i agree about them holding facial aesthetics in high regard, there is way too much evidence of decent looking girls with average or ugly men lmao. I can't comment on their logic, but you straight guys beat yourselves up too much in stressing about what women want. There are plenty of average/ugly men in relationships


Also no tho, even if someone looks masculine from photos but if he opens his mouth and sounds like Kim Kardashian then I'd run away from him.(you get quite a lot of that in the gay community, there are plenty of shredded guys that still have the gay lisp, as soon as I hear it it makes my dik soft)

For me it's more about body language / voice / facial expressions etc
Wow so even the ugly/average guys would have more opportunity if they were gay not just the good looking ones. Pretty much all of your posts are Chads and perfect physiques though lmao, I guess that’s just more visual but the “masculine” guys get your attention more by their actions in person lol? If that makes any sense.

So is it as rare as they say to find an “ alpha” acting gay guy? A gay guy I knew from NYC told me that in the gay community the guys who appear alpha often end up being the total opposite and they’re just putting on an act lmao, making it even rarer than thought. I found that pretty hilarious. Obviously not too good for gay bros though lol.
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Originally Posted By RMillar91
Wow so even the ugly/average guys would have more opportunity if they were gay not just the good looking ones. Pretty much all of your posts are Chads and perfect physiques though lmao, I guess that’s just more visual but the “masculine” guys get your attention more by their actions in person lol? If that makes any sense.

So is it as rare as they say to find an “ alpha” acting gay guy? A gay guy I knew from NYC told me that in the gay community the guys who appear alpha often end up being the total opposite and they’re just putting on an act lmao, making it even rarer than thought. I found that pretty hilarious. Obviously not too good for gay bros though lol.
Yeah definitely, for one the gay dating pool is a lot smaller and if you're an average guy that acts like a guy (and not a woman, we're gay we're not into women lmao) then you have a lot more choice/options

yeah i like looking at beautiful people, i actually post a lot photos of females on the misc who i find beautiful too, i don't wanna fuk them but they're nice to look at like this:https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=175649471


also a lot of the booty/body photos i post ITT you can't exactly say the guys are facially Chads haha!

It's actually pretty difficult for an effeminate gay guy to "act" masculine, the gayness always slips through somehow. The big roided gay guys a lot of the time are bottoms lmao, it's quite funny

You do just get normal guys who are gay tho who don't speak/act gay, aren't into musicals and other queer hobbies etc. They're the ones that turn me on.

That's just me personally tho, there are plenty of effeminate gay guys in relationships and who get a lot of action. I've only been with 5 guys.
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Originally Posted By Lucianus
Yeah definitely, for one the gay dating pool is a lot smaller and if you're an average guy that acts like a guy (and not a woman, we're gay we're not into women lmao) then you have a lot more choice/options

yeah i like looking at beautiful people, i actually post a lot photos of females on the misc who i find beautiful too, i don't wanna fuk them but they're nice to look at like this:


also a lot of the booty/body photos i post ITT you can't exactly say the guys are facially Chads haha!

It's actually pretty difficult for an effeminate gay guy to "act" masculine, the gayness always slips through somehow. The big roided gay guys a lot of the time are bottoms lmao, it's quite funny

You do just get normal guys who are gay tho who don't speak/act gay, aren't into musicals and other queer hobbies etc. They're the ones that turn me on.

That's just me personally tho, there are plenty of effeminate gay guys in relationships and who get a lot of action. I've only been with 5 guys.
So is physique more important than face? That’s another interesting difference from women if so. I suppose that could get confusing though because often the guys who are super ripped are far more vain/feminine than the higher body fat/bigger guys who may be more masculine. I see this a lot with the chads who are really lean - it’s hard to tell if they’re gay or not even in a long conversation with them, so many are so effeminate/obsessed with looks now. Whereas the dad bod guys or the bulked up guys are usually the ones who give zero fuks/are alpha in other areas.

Yeah they say most gay guys are bottoms or at least have a preference for it lol, which may be surprising, in theory you’d think it’d be the other way.
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Originally Posted By RMillar91
So is physique more important than face? That’s another interesting difference from women if so. I suppose that could get confusing though because often the guys who are super ripped are far more vain/feminine than the higher body fat/bigger guys who may be more masculine. I see this a lot with the chads who are really lean - it’s hard to tell if they’re gay or not even in a long conversation with them, so many are so effeminate/obsessed with looks now. Whereas the dad bod guys or the bulked up guys are usually the ones who give zero fuks/are alpha in other areas.

Yeah they say most gay guys are bottoms or at least have a preference for it lol, which may be surprising, in theory you’d think it’d be the other way.
For me yes it is. For example a lot of rugby player's faces are busted but i find them so HNNNG. I've said this before in another thread but there was controversy how busted these college wrestler's faces are and everyone calling them ugly etc

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/ph...lege-wrestlers



and i think they're hot as fuk lmao, they just look like they'd dominate so hard




Also yeah i totally agree about not knowing who is gay nowadays. A lot of straight guys are really vain and plus very gay friendly nowadays so it sends mega mixed messages to the ****s. Feelsbatman

I'm versatile, i love a guy dominating and fukking me but my favourite part on a guy is his ass. A guy can look like Shrek but have an amazing ass and i don't wanna take my eyes off him
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Story time.

I work at this car wash part time when I can get away from my CEO job. There's this down low ******* that comes in once a week when his car is still clean from the last time. I knew right away he was a ******* and Miscer by catching him mirin and just by how awkward and FA he was. I caught him fapping once in his car as I was finishing up wiping it down. I think he might have actually shot some jizz on my black hoodie. Either that or it was soap, but I wasn't using soap then. For no homo purposes I say it was soap. Anyway he always gives me a $20 when it's like $5 total then drives away without making eye contact nervously mumbling something. But I catch him sneaking a peak in the mirror and wink at him just to get his hopes up and get him to come back so I can get that big money boyos. Lol at *******s, when will they learn. No homo.
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Originally Posted By F.A.P.
Story time.

I work at this car wash part time when I can get away from my CEO job. There's this down low ******* that comes in once a week when his car is still clean from the last time. I knew right away he was a ******* and Miscer by catching him mirin and just by how awkward and FA he was. I caught him fapping once in his car as I was finishing up wiping it down. I think he might have actually shot some jizz on my black hoodie. Either that or it was soap, but I wasn't using soap then. For no homo purposes I say it was soap. Anyway he always gives me a $20 when it's like $5 total then drives away without making eye contact nervously mumbling something. But I catch him sneaking a peak in the mirror and wink at him just to get his hopes up and get him to come back so I can get that big money boyos. Lol at *******s, when will they learn. No homo.


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i wanna be in between his quads so bad

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[QUOTE=xtrah post_id=1549529731][img]https://i.imgur.com/8FXhkKH.png[img]

[b]Spoiler![/b][SPOILER][img]https://i.imgur.com/nwn4Kdw.gif[/img][/SPOILER][/QUOTE]omg

[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/yoJC2QTvVjDckXYFPO/giphy.gif[/img]

im gonna make a new thread soon and i'm giving u a shoutout, watchout breh
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Damn lucianus mirin body no homo. From now on I will call you Chad of Gays
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer
Damn lucianus mirin body no homo. From now on I will call you Chad of Gays
faurk lmao, there's no way I can claim that title tho with Matt Bomer et al still alive

btw i've always mired ur beard. slay m8
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mirin OP, but I'm against the gloves
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Originally Posted By GrimRep_er
mirin OP, but I'm against the gloves
Thank u ShreddedBruh

hahah i know, gloves always get chit on here, i'm going to use the fact i'm a **** as an excuse, can i use my gay privilege for this?

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[QUOTE=anonkunbrah post_id=1549544951][img]https://i.imgur.com/2CliD4v.jpg[img][/QUOTE]Srs tho? He is a unique looking man but he's always kinda scared me. In fact he is someone who I think would suit my name hahah, he looks like that type.

I don't look like a Lucian
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