TTT IV: Geritol, sleep groping, and PIITB

08-31-2018, 09:20 AM

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#8131

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A & B cup?

Had a convo once with my wife about how its impossible for me to be sexually attracted to flat chested women. She countered with "well what if I get cancer and they have to remove mine?"

08-31-2018, 09:53 AM

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#8132

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[QUOTE=Vexidi post_id=1560148581]A & B cup?

[img]https://i.imgur.com/DZTXhmC.gif[/img]

Had a convo once with my wife about how its impossible for me to be sexually attracted to flat chested women. She countered with "well what if I get cancer and they have to remove mine?"

[img]https://i.imgur.com/3tXDoGX.jpg[/mg][/QUOTE]You sound like my hubby. His 1st wife was a B cup (at most). She is the complete opposite of what he likes - Lips, Tits & Hips. She is gorgeous, but just not what he gravitates to. Makes me scratch my head. lol

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08-31-2018, 11:17 AM

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I'm just here fore the T&A.

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08-31-2018, 11:26 AM

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#8134

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Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩

I'm just here fore the T&A.

I got you.

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08-31-2018, 11:29 AM

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08-31-2018, 12:37 PM

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#8136

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This pic creep anyone else out?

08-31-2018, 12:42 PM

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#8137

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Originally Posted By Fawnl⏩

Vex, Matt has a really weird thing for pregnant chicks too. He would get a boner from that gif.

Sister is skinny. Like... shoulder bones sticking out skinny. So probably an A and B? MAYBE B and C, but I’m doubtful about that.

pics of sister and her strange boobs.

Edit:

Second thought, pics of your boobs!

08-31-2018, 12:43 PM

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#8138

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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩

This pic creep anyone else out?

Less than the pregnant women in bikinis gif

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08-31-2018, 12:45 PM

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#8139

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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩

Less than the pregnant women in bikinis gif

You haven't lived till a woman in her third trimester rides your face like jockey in the Kentucky Derby.

08-31-2018, 12:47 PM

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#8140

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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩

You haven't lived till a woman in her third trimester rides your face like jockey in the Kentucky Derby.

HTC level >9000

Just can't be matched by us mere mortals who can't grow giant beards.

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08-31-2018, 12:48 PM

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#8141

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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩

You haven't lived till a woman in her third trimester rides your face like jockey in the Kentucky Derby.

Can confirm. The thirst when they're preggo is un quenchable.

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08-31-2018, 04:23 PM

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#8142

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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩

This pic creep anyone else out?

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08-31-2018, 09:34 PM

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#8143

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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩

You haven't lived till a woman in her third trimester rides your face like jockey in the Kentucky Derby.

I swear you are Matt creeping me...

And mike! My tits are all over this site!

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09-01-2018, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩

You haven't lived till a woman in her third trimester rides your face like jockey in the Kentucky Derby.

Cosigned

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09-01-2018, 12:10 PM

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#8145

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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩

You load up snapchat and give her TVK's handle? Sounds like he'll treat her right.

If he picked my mom over me, I'd be so pissed lol.

Originally Posted By JRMoore82⏩

Maybe it’s all a cover up and she downloaded tinder right after breezy left.

I'd help her find her man. Srs.

Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩

"Breezy...what does 'DTF' mean?"

All y'all suck big hairy nuts.

Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩

lmfao

''breezy...what does 'pulvarize your sugarwalls' mean?''

you shut your whore mouth.

Originally Posted By litljay⏩

I still get these phone calls at least once a month for an iPad I bought my mom a year ago...not fun.

I will get the calls for the rest of my life. My sister will be too successful to deal with them. Lol

Originally Posted By 5x10⏩

for some reason, my mom deletes all her texts threads

Just leads to a lot of repeat texts on my part

. YESSSSSSS! WHY TF DO THEY DO THAT? they talking to their boyfriends and don't want ppl to see bc they does know how to lock their phone and don't want to lose their place in their solitaire games?

Originally Posted By gixxer0.6g⏩

There is prob an extra pound and a half in her righty and because i'm HTC, I don't mind one bit. Means they're real.

Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩

Exactly, I love when one is bigger than the other. Visual variety.

Originally Posted By bitty_bish⏩

God Bless you both.

However if my tits had that much of a difference, I'd be embarrassed af. lol

this. Also.... Feeeeeeeeelz. I got a E and a D. They balance out to EEE ish. It's fuking tragic. I call them Big Mama and Felicity. Y'all've called em out before. Such is life.

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09-01-2018, 12:16 PM

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Feel like we should have some fresh pics of these unbalanced beauties.

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09-01-2018, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩

Feel like we should have some fresh pics of these unbalanced beauties.

Agreed. Let’s see these... Well. One beast and one not so beast!

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09-02-2018, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩

Feel like we should have some fresh pics of these unbalanced beauties.

Originally Posted By Fawnl⏩

Agreed. Let’s see these... Well. One beast and one not so beast!

y'all already have seen them. The best pic I've ever taken of them I posted on here. Lolol. I should posted my before and after pics tho. Not hot, but meh. Have I posted those?.

Also. Lol @ a D not being wild. So rude.

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09-02-2018, 12:43 AM

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in for milk truck delivery

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09-02-2018, 09:16 AM

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#8150

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Spending a week in Greenland hiking the fjords and ice sheets.

Summited 3 minor peaks and a chitload of rock hopping, averaging 11hr days. Not great on a geezer body but trip of a lifetime.

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09-02-2018, 07:24 PM

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Looks beautiful Engj. You know that country is rough when the winter is so harsh, it can't grow trees.

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09-03-2018, 08:07 AM

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Looks nice, Engj. What was your flight itinerary like?

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09-03-2018, 09:18 AM

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#8153

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If my wife and I hiked that one of us would be coming home with a broken leg for sure.

09-03-2018, 10:02 AM

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#8154

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Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩

This pic creep anyone else out?

check out the movie called upgrade
Great movie with some scary future tech potential

Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩

If my wife and I hiked that one of us would be coming home with a broken leg for sure.

same here, wife is guaranteed a broken ankle

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09-03-2018, 02:03 PM

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Just started the new Jack Ryan on Amazon. Oof. 10/10 so far.

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09-03-2018, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩

Just started the new Jack Ryan on Amazon. Oof. 10/10 so far.

Me too. Already hooked

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09-03-2018, 05:30 PM

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Why am I under a hurricane warning right now? I guess I need to remove my head from my ass and prepare. Ugh

09-03-2018, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted By TheRougarou646⏩

Why am I under a hurricane warning right now? I guess I need to remove my head from my ass and prepare. Ugh

Yeah. Florida sent it to you...a day or so ago.

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