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01-25-2026, 09:29 PM

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#61

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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩

how many pro athletes do you know? i see his mom every week or two since her and my mom are so close. he's not out here making his life a performance for social media.

I was close personal friends with Kobe Bryant, and I once told Lebeta James to fuck off because I don't chill with floppers. I'm also good friends with John Daly, we play golf sometimes. When the F1 season comes to Australia Max Verstappen stays a night at my house and we sim race together when he's travelling during the season. Dorian Yates and I speak weekly, I'm helping him with his training and when Derek Lunsford called me pre-Olympia and sent me photos of his progress, I warned him to pin synthol into his biceps for the peak he's missing vs his lats. He didn't listen but won anyway. I once told Chris Bumstead to stop trying to make friends with me because his lisp sounds gay, until I met his sloot. Now we're good friends because I know he's straight.

I have as much proof of this as you do too.

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01-25-2026, 09:30 PM

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#62

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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩

Don't worry you exposed yourself as a clown many hours ago today and no one is impressed by it. Already stumbling over your conflicting posts about being Indian and your cousin making $80 mil playing professional sports to the point you're deflecting instead of addressing the posts.

Add it to the list of wanting lower standards to be alpha, coping you are happy being poor, and being a no avi non-lifter kind of kill your chances of ever recovering against me.

Not going well bro. What's the next move? Please unleash this epic clowning so we can all witness it.

I'm already getting paragraphs from this one. Question is -- are there enough people here for me to worry with him. 😂

01-25-2026, 09:33 PM

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#63

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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩

I'm already getting paragraphs from this one. Question is -- are there enough people here for me to worry with him. 😂

Paragraphs? Bro thats literally 2 sentences in the first "paragraph"

Is that the epic clowning you just unleashed? I don't want to assume so is that it?

"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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01-25-2026, 09:38 PM

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#64

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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩

I was close personal friends with Kobe Bryant, and I once told Lebeta James to fuck off because I don't chill with floppers. I'm also good friends with John Daly, we play golf sometimes. When the F1 season comes to Australia Max Verstappen stays a night at my house and we sim race together when he's travelling during the season.

I have as much proof of this as you do too.

So could anyone actually be a cousin of a pro athlete ($70-80m is actually mid tier anyway) on the misc without proof? 😂

I mean if we took all the say 700-800 pro athletes in the last 30 years that have made $50m+....and we say on average they have 7 people that could claim to be a cousin or sibling....that's 4900-5600 people.

It probably is rare that one of those 4900-5600 people would be a miscer.

BUT it gets better....I secretly know of one other cousin that is also his cousin....and he posted on the non-misc parts of bb.com like 15 years ago without me knowing it was him. 😂

01-25-2026, 09:39 PM

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#65

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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩

Paragraphs? Bro thats literally 2 sentences in the first "paragraph"

Is that the epic clowning you just unleashed? I don't want to assume so is that it?

If more traffic comes to this forum I'll engage you more in the back and forth.

01-25-2026, 09:41 PM

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ITT miscers argue with a guy who larped for years on OG misc and regularly got bitch slapped by Anachron...JFL

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01-25-2026, 09:44 PM

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#67

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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩

ITT miscers argue with a guy who larped for years on OG misc and regularly got bitch slapped by Anachron...JFL

I'm undefeated online. Made wager offers to anyone that dared doubt me about anything. No takers. Only conclusion I could make is that most miscers are the equivalent of -a group of teenage boys that endlessly exaggerate and make up stories. Hence how the phrase "$10k/day CEO" was coined.

Endless amounts of jealousy when you get these mental equivalent of teenage boys in one place.

01-25-2026, 09:53 PM

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#68

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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩

If more traffic comes to this forum I'll engage you more in the back and forth.

Sure you're not a magician instead? Because I gave you the green light and *poof* there's no clowning anywhere to be found.

"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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01-25-2026, 09:55 PM

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#69

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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩

ITT miscers argue with a guy who larped for years on OG misc and regularly got bitch slapped by Anachron...JFL

No one is arguing with him. I'm just having fun with typical misc banter, although this guy is particularly poor at it I gotta admit. You say he was on OG misc but he has a new account here so I thought he was some random newbie and that's why his attempts were so bad.

Misc is all about the lulz. Only reason to come here

"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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01-25-2026, 09:58 PM

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#70

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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩

So could anyone actually be a cousin of a pro athlete ($70-80m is actually mid tier anyway) on the misc without proof? 😂

I mean if we took all the say 700-800 pro athletes in the last 30 years that have made $50m+....and we say on average they have 7 people that could claim to be a cousin or sibling....that's 4900-5600 people.

It probably is rare that one of those 4900-5600 people would be a miscer.

BUT it gets better....I secretly know of one other cousin that is also his cousin....and he posted on the non-misc parts of bb.com like 15 years ago without me knowing it was him. 😂

No, you're a chronically unemployed cuck in his 40s who lives online LARPing as someone who is retired and living comfortably - that's the tip of the iceberg, before all the outlandish lies start.

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01-25-2026, 09:58 PM

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#71

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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩

No one is arguing with him. I'm just having fun with typical misc banter, although this guy is particularly poor at it I gotta admit. You say he was on OG misc but he has a new account here so I thought he was some random newbie and that's why his attempts were so bad.

Misc is all about the lulz. Only reason to come here

He was 100% on OG misc and I hear you on the lulz but even more importantly, he is a shit tier larper...JFL

Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩

No, you're a chronically unemployed cuck in his 40s who lives online
LARPing as someone who is retired and living comfortably - that's the
tip of the iceberg, before all the outlandish lies start.

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01-25-2026, 10:01 PM

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#72

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if you were going to LARP, wouldn't you LARP as something better than a retiree who spends his days in the sauna and eating alone, driving a Honda Ridgeline?

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01-25-2026, 10:08 PM

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#73

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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩

if you were going to LARP, wouldn't you LARP as something better than a retiree who spends his days in the sauna and eating alone, driving a Honda Ridgeline?

I'm a larper with the worst imagination possible. 😂😂

at one time before posting pics of my meals....I was even accused of only being able to afford Arby's with coupons. 😂😂

01-25-2026, 10:08 PM

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#74

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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩

if you were going to LARP, wouldn't you LARP as something better than a retiree who spends his days in the sauna and eating alone, driving a Honda Ridgeline?

Bro he called me autistic for setting the standards for what's considered alpha as too high. I don't think he's the sharpest tool in the shed.

Pretty sure he just parrots the miscers are autistic joke not understanding the joke comes from lack of social skills - as in cute front desk girl says have a good workout and we say y-y-y-you too - which is what autistic is.

Even if my alpha standards were too high a better insult would be something like delusions of grandeur believing I meet them. But like I said, not the sharpest tool in the shed, so instead just parrots the miscers being autistic rhetoric despite that making no sense.

"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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01-25-2026, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩

Bro he called me autistic for setting the standards for what's considered alpha as too high. I don't think he's the sharpest tool in the shed.

Pretty sure he just parrots the miscers are autistic joke not understanding the joke comes from lack of social skills - as in cute front desk girl says have a good workout and we say y-y-y-you too - which is what autistic is.

Even if my alpha standards were too high a better insult would be something like delusions of grandeur believing I meet them. But like I said, not the sharpest tool in the shed, so instead just parrots the miscers being autistic rhetoric despite that making no sense.

😂😂😂😂 this guy takes his alpha/beta chit way too serious. 😂😂😂😂

if i hear anyone in real life say those words i instantly recognize them as retarded.

01-25-2026, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩

😂😂😂😂 this guy takes his alpha/beta chit way too serious. 😂😂😂😂

Bro it's over. I like the fun back and forth as much as anyone but you were so bad at it I'm moving on. Your best comebacks were officially calling me autistic and threatening to clown me but producing nothing after that.

I'm one of the nicer miscers so I'm literally breaking misc character in that post you just quoted showing how you could have "clowned" me better about the alpha comment I made and giving you the chance to ponder on that a bit.

Edit:

Add calling me retarded to the list of ways you clowned me. This is sad. Again totally breaking character but I really think your new. Alpha and beta are just typical misc lingo thrown around. You actually think I say either of these in real life? Bro it's the misc. This is just common lingo everyone uses to shitpost and it's been this way for decades.

Your first mistake with that edit you made is thinking misc is real life where I am in fact a retard saying alpha/beta

"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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01-25-2026, 10:17 PM

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#77

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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩

Bro it's over. I like the fun back and forth as much as anyone but you were so bad at it I'm moving on. Your best comebacks were officially calling me autistic and threatening to clown me but producing nothing after that.

I'm one of the nicer miscers so I'm literally breaking misc character in that post you just quoted showing how you could have "clowned" me better about the alpha comment I made and giving you the chance to ponder on that a bit.

you're too corny for me mate. we done here unless I decide to bump this thread more.

01-25-2026, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩

you're too corny for me mate. we done here unless I decide to bump this thread more.

and you will

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01-25-2026, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted By Zere0wn⏩

and you will

maybe

01-25-2026, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted By edwardhaskell⏩

you're too corny for me mate. we done here unless I decide to bump this thread more.

I've already broken character so might as well educate again. Bro I literally said in the post you quoted it's over so telling me "we're done here" like you've called it was a repeat of me already ending it. And yes I know I'm posting again before you respond to tell me that I kept going. I'm already fully admitting that and wiling to concede it to help you out here.

Thanks for agreeing we're done though. I guess that's something.

Jesus... smh...

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01-25-2026, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩

I've already broken character so might as well educate again. Bro I literally said in the post you quoted it's over so telling me "we're done here" like you've called it was a repeat of me already ending it. And yes I know I'm posting again before you respond to tell me that I kept going. I'm already fully admitting that and wiling to concede it to help you out here.

Thanks for agreeing we're done though. I guess that's something.

Jesus... smh...

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