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post 10000112423 04-04-2026, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By dropped40lbs⏩
she's probably mad cuz she wanted u but u couldnt get hard

bring her flowers and chocolate next session
and a "i'm sorry" card lmfao
post 10000112530 04-04-2026, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
curious what you do for a living that dropping 500 dollars on a hooker not to fuck you isn't an issue.
currently a staff accountant making $70k/yr at 30 yo

i studied finance hoping to become rich by now

but i guess i should have taken IT
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post 10000112534 04-04-2026, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By steffo99⏩
Dang misc, what happened to true romance?
post 10000112548 04-04-2026, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
LMFAO

Even more bullshit!

I was snorting the stuff all night with the gf and some of her friends back in December; we were up at 6am the morning before to travel and got to their place about 9pm that night. We were into the booze and blow pretty much straight away; at 5am when we decided it was time to sleep for a bit old mate told us to get fucked, he had another 10 grams coming about 6am - so we started again until about midday - awake for 30 hours at this point - when he and his missus went to sleep for a bit. We went to our room and fucked for nearly an hour including foreplay and I was fucking rock hard the whole time.

Every time I've done blow it's the same. Either you're completely full of shit (strong track record of this) or you're a half man who can't handle his drugs.
Man, I guarantee I've done more blow than anybody on the Misc. However, I always did a lot. If you are the type of person who can split a gram over a night, you'll probably still be able to get it up. In fact, some of my best sex sessions have been times when I had like 5 lines over the course of a 5 hours night and my dick was hard as a rock. But once you hit the point where you're doing a bump every 15 minutes there's a zero chance your dick is doing a thing.
post 10000112554 04-04-2026, 12:53 PM
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OP is indian, a crackhead and an incel? Brootal combo lmao

Didn't even realize indians did crack or meth
post 10000112623 04-04-2026, 01:56 PM
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Stack some cialis early morning before partying Op. You'd tear even loose pucy up and at least get ur fkn money's worth. Wtf
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post 10000112625 04-04-2026, 01:57 PM
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post 10000112807 04-04-2026, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
curious what you do for a living that dropping 500 dollars on a hooker not to fuck you isn't an issue.
Must be the same job as imbored

Although he didn’t get rocks, just coffee
post 10000112810 04-04-2026, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Must be the same job as imbored

Although he didn’t get rocks, just coffee
How can they afford it? I can barely afford my pills and alcohol every day


never paid for sex, never will.
post 10000112816 04-04-2026, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
How can they afford it? I can barely afford my pills and alcohol every day


never paid for sex, never will.
Lots of people can afford it, the question is why would anyone want it
post 10000112823 04-04-2026, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Lots of people can afford it, the question is why would anyone want it
If a sloot didn't want it I couldn't even get hard. Their enthusiasm or the chemistry we develop is what turns me on (extremely srs)

I couldn;t afford a hooker... all the best things in life are free
post 10000112829 04-04-2026, 04:16 PM
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explosiveMidget claiming to be a slayer turns out to be him paying sloots with crack.

explosiveMidget claiming to be a fighter turns out to be him sucker punching guys sitting on the toilet.

I am completely unsurprised at these revelations.
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post 10000112832 04-04-2026, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
explosiveMidget claiming to be a fighter turns out to be him sucker punching guys sitting on the toilet.

It’s like that one scene in game of thrones with Tyrion and Tywin and the crossbow
post 10000112834 04-04-2026, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
It’s like that one scene in game of thrones with Tyrion and Tywin and the crossbow
I was wondering how he would be able to reach anyone's head and the sitting on the toilet thing explained it nicely.
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post 10000112836 04-04-2026, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
I was wondering how he would be able to reach anyone's head and the sitting on toilet thing explained it nicely.
The technical term for this is “blumpkin”
post 10000112838 04-04-2026, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
I was wondering how he would be able to reach anyone's head and the sitting on the toilet thing explained it nicely.
I'd smack the fuck out of 3 of u m8 and i ain';t no player but me and u in a room with a bunch of sloots and see who gets laid
post 10000112839 04-04-2026, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
It’s like that one scene in game of thrones with Tyrion and Tywin and the crossbow
I don't watch TV shows but don;t snake me like that because it seems like something negative or degeoratory

fggt0ultra would get mogged by me IRL in eveyr sense of the word
post 10000112840 04-04-2026, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I'd smack the fuck out of 3 of u m8 and i ain';t no player but me and u in a room with a bunch of sloots and see who gets laid
A sucker punch only works if the other person doesn't know it's coming.

Explain to me how you're going to reach my head if I know you want to punch me.
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post 10000112842 04-04-2026, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
A sucker punch only works if the other person doesn't know it's coming.

Explain to me how you're going to reach my head if I know you want to punch me.
I'd fold u in half and post u to mexico if i wanted too. U have no idea how stronger i am than u queer
come to belfast and find out (srs)
post 10000112846 04-04-2026, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
I'd fold u in half and post u to mexico if i wanted too. U have no idea how stronger i am than u queer
come to belfast and find out (srs)
You know this is supposed to be a lifting forum right? If you want to say you're stronger than me, post some lifting videos, easy. Except you're a tubby ball of fat and not strong at all.
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post 10000112849 04-04-2026, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
You know this is supposed to be a lifting forum right? If you want to say you're stronger than me, post some lifting videos, easy. Except you're a tubby ball of fat and not strong at all.
That's my weak arm not my right hand from hell. Looks real fat doesn't it? More LBM muscle in that forearm than u have in ur entire body m8



No flex no pump hand open and relaxed.. U think ur stronger than me? I'd absolutely ragdoll u

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Hard drugs...check
Fat whore...check
Ollie flexing....check
Midget mogging a red.....check


This thread has it all. Srs, vry srs.
post 10000112863 04-04-2026, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Midget mogging a red.....check


This thread has it all. Srs, vry srs.
He belongs in the red lmao (srs)neg that queer i;m on RC
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in her place now

took a pic under the guise of helping her to get more toned


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Originally Posted By AllLifter⏩
in her place now

took a pic under the guise of helping her to get more toned



Make sure to write her out a diet before you leave.

Jesus christ...
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post 10000112953 04-04-2026, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted By AllLifter⏩
in her place now

took a pic under the guise of helping her to get more toned



Get her to write "midget" on her tits

reps for life. If u have to pay her extra so be it
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In.

So we have seen the back boobs now. How exactly did you tell her she could "tone" those?
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Bump
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Make sure to write her out a diet before you leave.

Jesus christ...
looks better than u grandma
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