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JPMorgan Executive Accused of Sexually and Racially Abusing Junior Colleague in Lawsuit
05-04-2026, 11:52 PM
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Hope for Incels? what a strange looking dude.
I mean if this guy is getting laid AT ALL by ANYONE (including men) in NYC...then maybe its a good destination for incels.
OG Puahater Protip: ACTUALLY this is kinda a win for MANLETS. This is one of the crazy thing about guys who are tall. Everyone is so used to seeing the facially well-proportioned tall men that the weird, horsefaced goofs are often overlooked. MANY tall men have the long face of death. personally if I was a woman I would go out with an average-faced guy of any height than a guy who looks like some human version of jar jar binks....which MANY TALL MEN ARE AFFLICTED BY.

I mean if this guy is getting laid AT ALL by ANYONE (including men) in NYC...then maybe its a good destination for incels.
OG Puahater Protip: ACTUALLY this is kinda a win for MANLETS. This is one of the crazy thing about guys who are tall. Everyone is so used to seeing the facially well-proportioned tall men that the weird, horsefaced goofs are often overlooked. MANY tall men have the long face of death. personally if I was a woman I would go out with an average-faced guy of any height than a guy who looks like some human version of jar jar binks....which MANY TALL MEN ARE AFFLICTED BY.

05-05-2026, 08:02 AM
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05-05-2026, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
LOL this mofo here ....def an Indian move...zero shame
This guy keeps delivering.
1) He had said his dad died so he can get 3 months off paid leave while at JP Morgan. (Dad still alive)
2) He doesn't even have an Asian fish head wife or any wife for that matter. Wears fake ring, made it all up.
3) Doubles down and files new claims that Lorna Hajdini invited him to a threesome.
Links:
https://nypost.com/2026/05/04/business/ex-jpmorgan-banker-chirayu-rana-took-bereavement-leave-for-death-of-his-dad-but-hes-still-alive-and-spoke-to-the-post-this-weekend/
https://nypost.com/2026/05/04/business/ex-jpmorgan-banker-chirayu-rana-files-wild-new-claims-against-lorna-hajdini/
1) He had said his dad died so he can get 3 months off paid leave while at JP Morgan. (Dad still alive)
2) He doesn't even have an Asian fish head wife or any wife for that matter. Wears fake ring, made it all up.
3) Doubles down and files new claims that Lorna Hajdini invited him to a threesome.
Links:
https://nypost.com/2026/05/04/business/ex-jpmorgan-banker-chirayu-rana-took-bereavement-leave-for-death-of-his-dad-but-hes-still-alive-and-spoke-to-the-post-this-weekend/
https://nypost.com/2026/05/04/business/ex-jpmorgan-banker-chirayu-rana-files-wild-new-claims-against-lorna-hajdini/
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05-05-2026, 08:08 AM
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05-05-2026, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
lol this is some George Costanza type chit
This guy keeps delivering.
1) He had said his dad died so he can get 3 months off paid leave while at JP Morgan. (Dad still alive)
2) He doesn't even have an Asian fish head wife or any wife for that matter. Wears fake ring, made it all up.
3) Doubles down and files new claims that Lorna Hajdini invited him to a threesome.
1) He had said his dad died so he can get 3 months off paid leave while at JP Morgan. (Dad still alive)
2) He doesn't even have an Asian fish head wife or any wife for that matter. Wears fake ring, made it all up.
3) Doubles down and files new claims that Lorna Hajdini invited him to a threesome.
Kinda mirin ngl
05-07-2026, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
He turned down a $1 million settlement, too.
LOL this mofo here ....def an Indian move...zero shame
JPMorgan’s offer to settle for $1 million, equivalent to less than two years of his compensation at the bank, was aimed at avoiding all of that, but Rana rejected it and asked for more money, the people said.
In a statement, a JPMorgan spokesman said “We did try to reach an agreement to avoid the time and expense of litigation and to support an employee who was being threatened with the very reputational harm now unfolding. We continue to believe these allegations have no merit and new information raised as a result of the public filing only reinforces that conclusion.”
https://www.wsj.com/business/jpmorgan-offered-1-million-settlement-before-sexual-assault-claims-went-viral-1be296a9
05-07-2026, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
I'm curious what his lawyer (if he had one) said about the settlement offer. i have a feeling his friend is his lawyer so this is being dragged out. likely he doesn't have much in terms assets to be sued for so he is going for broke.
He turned down a $1 million settlement, too.
JPMorgan’s offer to settle for $1 million, equivalent to less than two years of his compensation at the bank, was aimed at avoiding all of that, but Rana rejected it and asked for more money, the people said.
In a statement, a JPMorgan spokesman said “We did try to reach an agreement to avoid the time and expense of litigation and to support an employee who was being threatened with the very reputational harm now unfolding. We continue to believe these allegations have no merit and new information raised as a result of the public filing only reinforces that conclusion.”
https://www.wsj.com/business/jpmorgan-offered-1-million-settlement-before-sexual-assault-claims-went-viral-1be296a9
JPMorgan’s offer to settle for $1 million, equivalent to less than two years of his compensation at the bank, was aimed at avoiding all of that, but Rana rejected it and asked for more money, the people said.
In a statement, a JPMorgan spokesman said “We did try to reach an agreement to avoid the time and expense of litigation and to support an employee who was being threatened with the very reputational harm now unfolding. We continue to believe these allegations have no merit and new information raised as a result of the public filing only reinforces that conclusion.”
https://www.wsj.com/business/jpmorgan-offered-1-million-settlement-before-sexual-assault-claims-went-viral-1be296a9
to some extent I think he has a plausible case. i envisioned these escapades happening in the office but from what he said it occurred outside of work hours. the only reason I think it might be valid is these Type A, hardworking women types turn off A LOT OF MEN (me included) and they often have a hard time getting not necessarily laid but any kind of lasting relationship.
also heard in NYC wommen outnumber men so many spouse-potential men (high income, edu) are hard to lock down. there was some pickup artist guy years ago who said it was hard to manage all the women because all were trying to turn it into a relationship (he was handsome so it wasnt' bullshit).
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