Thread: My girl is going to Italy
05-28-2016, 05:15 AM
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05-28-2016, 05:30 AM
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don't worry op fabio and leonardo will take good care of her, they'll be blasting all sorts of Bolognese on your gf's face
05-28-2016, 05:34 AM
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dying at the responses ITT
not even sure why OP made this thread tbh, he had to know what was coming
not even sure why OP made this thread tbh, he had to know what was coming
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05-28-2016, 05:36 AM
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italian Chad = Chadario Angusellito
Originally Posted By DicedPineapples⏩
this lmaodying at the responses ITT
not even sure why OP made this thread tbh, he had to know what was coming
not even sure why OP made this thread tbh, he had to know what was coming
05-28-2016, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Malakaibeats⏩
This.Not gonna lie, American girls visiting Italy are considered the easiest girls on the planet and every Italian guy on the prowl knows it.You have to hope your girl is as loyal and dedicated as you're making her out to be, because I sure as hell wouldn't trust Italian guys not to give it a shot.
Here's what it's gonna look like when italian chadarios find out there's an american chick in the bar

View from outside OP's girls hotel room


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05-28-2016, 05:41 AM
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She aint your girl OP.
unless she stays faithful in Italy. Then wife her
unless she stays faithful in Italy. Then wife her
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05-28-2016, 05:42 AM
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Can confirm Italians are slayers.
Had 2 exchange Italians exchange students over here and they slayed left and right. Even blonde Nordic HBBs can't resist.
Tour is over boyo, better pray those Giovannis and Francescos go ez on ya girl.
Had 2 exchange Italians exchange students over here and they slayed left and right. Even blonde Nordic HBBs can't resist.
Tour is over boyo, better pray those Giovannis and Francescos go ez on ya girl.
05-28-2016, 05:49 AM
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These guys are just playing, but, Italian guys are really aggressive and forward. But unlike every other aggressive nation of guys, they're actually good looking and stylish, so it's a double whammy.
On the other hand, the drunken culture isn't the same as in the UK or US. So at least your gf wont be able to use drink as an excuse.
On the other hand, the drunken culture isn't the same as in the UK or US. So at least your gf wont be able to use drink as an excuse.
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05-28-2016, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted By ek4hatch⏩
OP's girl gonna have piping hot mozzarella stuck to her face.i thought there was only a finite number of ways to say the same thing, but its 3 pages in and going strong
mind = blown
mind = blown
I break into old ladies' homes, steal biscuits from their tins and replace them with sewing materials for maximum grandkid confusion.
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05-28-2016, 05:57 AM
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big dick paisans gonna take care of her fuggetboutit
05-28-2016, 06:02 AM
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Don't forget there are plenty of Jamals popped over from Africa there too.
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This is how big the average italian sausage is


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The loads Rafael and Donatello are gonna shoot on her will be spaghetti shaped.
Once a cookie cutter, now just a freak.
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[QUOTE=GrizzlyBig post_id=1444594743]This is how big the average italian sausage is
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[QUOTE=PastaMaster55 post_id=1444594913]The loads Rafael and Donatello are gonna shoot on her will be spaghetti shaped.[/QUOTE]Strongest username to thread ratio I've seen this year.
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[QUOTE=PastaMaster55 post_id=1444594913]The loads Rafael and Donatello are gonna shoot on her will be spaghetti shaped.[/QUOTE]Strongest username to thread ratio I've seen this year.
I break into old ladies' homes, steal biscuits from their tins and replace them with sewing materials for maximum grandkid confusion.
05-28-2016, 06:07 AM
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05-28-2016, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Oh chit. Forgot all about Ballotelli and his posse.Don't forget there are plenty of Jamals popped over from Africa there too.
@OP. Your girl is about to add a new cheese flavor to her taste buds. Its called Raffel's nut but you can shorten it as Nutello.
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Originally Posted By HateyouOP⏩
saying italian brahs are aggressive is like saying pitbulls can be moody sometimesThese guys are just playing, but, Italian guys are really aggressive and forward. But unlike every other aggressive nation of guys, they're actually good looking and stylish, so it's a double whammy.
if you are in an italian club/bar with a girl, and you leave her to go get drinks, when you get back she WILL be surrounded by at least 5 thirsty chadarios who think 'i have a boyfriend' is english for dry anal only
her tours literally just begun brah
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Originally Posted By GrizzlyBig⏩
thread is fuking gay.. jesus..This is how big the average italian sausage is


05-28-2016, 06:16 AM
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You can forget about Chad, itl be Sergio and Gianni giving her the full meat ball special
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Its over boyo. matteo going savage on her.
05-28-2016, 06:23 AM
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How has "American Girl In Italy" not been posted yet. No 1950s kids ITT?


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