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post 1445763223 06-03-2016, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By tmertz
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2019 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

Peace out nerds.
This guys story is more believable.
post 1445764623 06-03-2016, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By tmertz
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2019 Ferrari (I got connexions)and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to,she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

Peace out nerds.
fokn lol at these parts
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post 1445766073 06-03-2016, 08:14 PM
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Negged.
post 1445766683 06-03-2016, 08:17 PM
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OP, the way you write your posts makes you come across as a moron. Are you uneducated?
post 1445767393 06-03-2016, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV
...she only recently got out of a long term relationship with her one boyfriend she ever had and I believed it.
LOL at recently. In sloot talk that means she plans on maybe getting out of a long term relationship sometime soon.
post 1445767423 06-03-2016, 08:21 PM
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Is it no pics june once again?
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post 1445767623 06-03-2016, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV
Im too scared of detectives but trust me she is hot. Some of the juiciest sex I had in a while. And it was so easy thats what blows my mind.
post 1445767773 06-03-2016, 08:23 PM
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i made some cliffs of opies retardation thus far:
Originally Posted By KingSWRV
she had huggee boobs for being only 18. I spent like 20 min trying to fit one inside my mouth but I couldn't, but I kept trying to
Originally Posted By KingSWRV
I liked her pussy for what seemed like 90 minutes.
Originally Posted By KingSWRV
So we had "the talk" and she seemed clean plus she kept talking about how she only recently got out of a long term relationship with her one boyfriend she ever had and I believed it.

Hell yeah!
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post 1445767783 06-03-2016, 08:24 PM
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I will be right back, I'm using imagination, since there are no pictures.
post 1445767853 06-03-2016, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By tmertz
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2019 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my **** in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a ****ing umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight ****ing frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother****ing fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ***gots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

Peace out nerds.
lol great pasta
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post 1445769963 06-03-2016, 08:36 PM
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post 1445770453 06-03-2016, 08:39 PM
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Did u peed in her booty?

Actually where are those misc cartoons where the girl asks the miscer what time it is and he goes home to boast lies on the misc?
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post 1445770853 06-03-2016, 08:41 PM
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post 1445772303 06-03-2016, 08:49 PM
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You gonna bang this sloot on McGregors fight night?
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post 1445775513 06-03-2016, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonNoProb
This happened.

Text pics at least?
I could do that. This is the initial text exchange that led to it:

post 1445776063 06-03-2016, 09:17 PM
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how old are you OP? How did you meet, tinder?


And where the phuck are the pics?
post 1445776443 06-03-2016, 09:19 PM
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LOL strong thread backfire. Op picked the wrong ****ing time of day to post this story with no pics.

Lots of big players coming in here..
guys i not afriad 2 show my boobs cuz they r just boobs but i aint a slut yall so sorry i aint showing cuz i have respect for my self

Rep: 7/12/2008 @ 5:26pm = 35.

Rep: 7/12/2008 @ 5:27pm = 547.

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post 1445776933 06-03-2016, 09:23 PM
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cant wait till op goes red lmao
the end is near
post 1445777113 06-03-2016, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Kane_89
Good lord, what has happened to the misc???

Tired of these newcomers thinking they can just make a thread w/ no pics. Back in the olden days u best have pics ready or else u getting neg trained.

Negged OP


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post 1445781303 06-03-2016, 09:56 PM
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huh no pics again
post 1445782653 06-03-2016, 10:08 PM
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My reaction to all the negs:

post 1445782883 06-03-2016, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV
I don't have any pics of her yet.

But she had huggee boobs for being only 18. I spent like 20 min trying to fit one inside my mouth but I couldn't, but I kept trying to because she was only 18 and the titties were so fresh and so clean.

The sexual relationship between us is really hot, I like having sex with her a lot.
Huge boobs for being only 18?

"Breasts generally stop growing around the age of seventeen to eighteen"
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post 1445783023 06-03-2016, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Antonio519
Huge boobs for being only 18?

"Breasts generally stop growing around the age of seventeen to eighteen"
All I know is her intensely juicy sex appeal brings out the best sexual performance in me. She is so sweet and sexy.
post 1445783293 06-03-2016, 10:14 PM
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Day 1: I have tried every browser at my disposal and it blows my mind because the pics just refuse to load.

Day 2: I have concluded that I must have received some sort of virus through my email. I have canceled all email accounts and reinstalled Windows 7 Ultimate x64. Pics still not loading.

Day 3: I'm running out of options here. There must be some glitch in the Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Operating System. Thanks Bill Gates. Switching to MAC OS X maybe this will prove effective.

Day 4: MAC OS X installation complete. I'm drawing a blank here. Pics still won't load. After ruling out software errors, I am convinced that there must be some lingering mechanical failure in my system. I have placed an order to newegg for rush delivery of a new Western Digital Caviar Black HDD. Will give this another shot tomorrow.

Day 5: Harddrive has arrived and has been installed. To no avail, the pictures will not load. I have not shaved or showered in a week. My clothes stink. I have lost my job...all because these confounded pictures will not load. I'm done with the whole electronics thing. I will be moving into an Amish community and this will be my last update on this issue. Good luck and good riddance.
post 1445783473 06-03-2016, 10:15 PM
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This is the worst thread ever. Sounds like you've never been laid in your life. You type like the "bags of sand" scene.

"Yeah bros. She had big juicy tits. It was crazy. We had wild sex all night. Hell yeah!!"

Please tell me this is a troll thread.
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you can post tinder convo pic but not her actual profile pics?

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Originally Posted By KingSWRV
I could do that. This is the initial text exchange that led to it:

haha











































































haha
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV
I don't have any pics of her yet.

But she had huggee boobs for being only 18. I spent like 20 min trying to fit one inside my mouth but I couldn't, but I kept trying to because she was only 18 and the titties were so fresh and so clean.

The sexual relationship between us is really hot, I like having sex with her a lot.
Originally Posted By KingSWRV
I liked her pussy for what seemed like 90 minutes. U mad? She was extremely wet but her juices tasted like candy all over my face she must have eaten a lot of pineapples or something I never tasted pussy juice that sweet and tasty before.

I kept thinking "omg I made it" as I was licking her pussy just to savor the situation as much and as long possible.

All night.
These are the most "bags of sand"-like posts I've ever seen.
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