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Thread: Girl says I don't know how to have sex

post 1447466663 06-13-2016, 02:41 PM
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Funny how men have to do all the work while women can just lay there like a fuking fish. Next time you see her tell the bish her vag smells like rotting dead babies.
post 1447470873 06-13-2016, 03:03 PM
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How did you phuk up OP? What position? If you don't give us details how are we supposed to give advice?
post 1447472213 06-13-2016, 03:11 PM
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this is why being quick on your toes is ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL
you could have snapped back at that bich and had her embarrassed/wet from how assertive you were. instead you absorbed that insult like majin boo
post 1447472333 06-13-2016, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Probably gonna call in sick the rest of the week.

I might just have to quit
Noooo. Just ignore her at work. Not the spiteful type of ignoring, but the indifferent lackadaisical type of ignoring.
She'll be aching to get it again. She was just trying to make you feel bad because you hit it and quit it. DO NOT let her know her remark bothered you.
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post 1447472673 06-13-2016, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted By aeahahaehaeha⏩
How did you phuk up OP? What position? If you don't give us details how are we supposed to give advice?
Was probably just one of those awkward encounters. The first time folks **** each other, things can sometimes get a little clumsy and stuff. Everyone's nervous, it happens.
post 1447473483 06-13-2016, 03:18 PM
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Lol op sucks at sex
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post 1447473753 06-13-2016, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
If your group is that close and you bust on each other...
hue hue hue

you so cheeky
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post 1447474073 06-13-2016, 03:20 PM
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Lmao, epic tale (srs)


Thats what I call an ether
535 deadlift.
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post 1447474493 06-13-2016, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash⏩
She was just salty that you hit it and quit it.
Probably this.

****ing chicks at work is always a bad idea, but I still do it lol.
Always 4.
post 1447474823 06-13-2016, 03:25 PM
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OP after losing the exchange that hard, IDK how you made it out of that restaurant. This should've been you
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post 1447474923 06-13-2016, 03:26 PM
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OP, be honest....are you the type of guy that sticks it in and then just thrashes back and forth as quickly and violently as you can? LMAO
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post 1447475483 06-13-2016, 03:29 PM
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"Honestly, I tried to get into it, but as soon as you opened your legs the smell just ruined it for me"
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post 1447475533 06-13-2016, 03:29 PM
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OP will go back to work with all of these comebacks and once she even looks in his direction, he's gonna hit her with "Well,
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post 1447475833 06-13-2016, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted By DonaldBastard⏩
You boys are a couple of dandy little bitches.
LOL Who the fuk says "dandy" anymore?

Senior citizen misc is over there. →
post 1447476653 06-13-2016, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Lukos123⏩
It doesn't matter , you live and learn , disregard the bitch , you got an amazing body bro (no homo) and work on your sex / social skills and next time (taken from above)

-OP responds: "Sorry.....Your foul, odorous pussy really threw off my rhythm." (she wants to play those games , you can play too)
Or "you really think I'm going to put in the effort for a one night sloot?"
post 1447476703 06-13-2016, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted By ClaptonDeCheeks⏩
OP will go back to work with all of these comebacks and once she even looks in his direction, he's gonna hit her with "Well,
!"
If he takes the standard misc advice, by the end of the week OP will be the angry guy looking for a new job who can't take a joke and is bad at sex. Just like most other miscers.
post 1447477103 06-13-2016, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted By DonaldBastard⏩
How do you not hit her back with an insult? Probably why you've become the group's punching back. Good Lord. Have a little dignity.



-Girl responds:"don't care what you say. You don't even know how to have sex right."

-OP responds:"Sorry.....Your foul, odorous pussy really threw off my rhythm."

-Girl responds:"Well damn..."
Cringe
post 1447477233 06-13-2016, 03:39 PM
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OP rekt.



But like the poster above said, you gotta be quick on your feet. The only problem is, is that if you put your head down and take the insult, you lose. If you go too far with the insult you throw back at her, you look butthurt and lose. The best response, would have been to shrug it off and simply say, "You sucked too."
post 1447477603 06-13-2016, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Sinix⏩
Office friendships. So cringe.
kinda this...white collar office relationships are weird and fake as hell.
Carb Mal-absorption, no breads, sugary snacks, rice, pasta...live off of 30-40g a day.
Eosinophilic eso****itis, cant ingest dairy or my eso****us closes up
post 1447477653 06-13-2016, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Seatard⏩
LOL Who the fuk says "dandy" anymore?

Senior citizen misc is over there. →
I honestly couldn't find a more fitting word to describe you, sir.
post 1447477963 06-13-2016, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By RushEm⏩
this is why being quick on your toes is ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL
you could have snapped back at that bich and had her embarrassed/wet from how assertive you were. instead you absorbed that insult like majin boo
It is amazing how one poor comeback can enforce you into epic beta status in a social group
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post 1447478643 06-13-2016, 03:50 PM
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should've said

'the fishy aroma was putting me off'



but in reality you would've just got bert stared by everyone. sloots can give it and always go too far but cannevertake it.
post 1447478843 06-13-2016, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By DonaldBastard⏩
I honestly couldn't find a more fitting word to describe you, sir.
Let's not fight, this is about making the OP feel like chit for being bad at sex and soon to be unemployed.
post 1447479323 06-13-2016, 03:54 PM
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post 1447479473 06-13-2016, 03:55 PM
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Hit me up OP, we can practice together n-no homo
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post 1447479583 06-13-2016, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted By TheSkins⏩
Some of the suggested responses would just make you come across as butthurt and genuinely offended (which you were but still). I mean you're really suggesting he calls her out for having a foul snatch in front of friends and colleagues?? He's a grown-up ffs.

If you wanted to hit her back then something smartass and cutting like "Well I save my best stuff for girls I wanna f*ck twice". Or better still just brush it off with something silly like "Hey I do so know how to have sex, I'll show ya! I'll show any of ya!"

But now it's too late for a witty response and you're just the bad sex guy. Too bad OP :/
This jesus christ misc is socially retarded.

Also mirin quick wit, wouldnt have thought of responses like that. Repped
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post 1447479593 06-13-2016, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Mumra⏩
phuck her again and nut on her face. bet she doesn't bring it up again.
that is so mean, but that probably would work
post 1447479603 06-13-2016, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted By TMaC828⏩
Yeah OP should of hit her back with a jab.

She probably wasn't serious... however you not rebutting it makes everyone believe it's true.

And with the way girls gossip, new girl probably already knows specifics.
Just put in your tew weeks notice OP, time to look elsewhere.
post 1447479793 06-13-2016, 03:57 PM
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You should've replied with "you weren't saying that when my baby batter was on your face".
post 1447479843 06-13-2016, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Seatard⏩
Let's not fight, this is about making the OP feel like chit for being bad at sex and soon to be unemployed.
Leave OP alone. He's a good man.
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