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Thread: LOL @ Full grown men who can't cook for themselves

post 1447898973 06-15-2016, 06:53 PM
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Damn straight man. My wife cooks dinner most nights. But I know how to cook. Can do anything she can when it comes to cooking. Can't bake though (she can and it's awesome).

On Thanksgiving, I do the turkey and make homemade gravy from scratch. Damn. Now I want turkey.
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post 1447925823 06-15-2016, 09:50 PM
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Actually OP Ive found that woman cant cook for chit nowdays compared to men. Have barely met women that actually cook, especially being in the western world where feminism has gotten to their heads
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post 1447928473 06-15-2016, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
So poverty. This is real cooking:
Na bro, got to really get really creative and on dat dere fusion time. Here's my gourmet Italian and traditional student cuisine themed dinner:

post 1447929083 06-15-2016, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Lawlstud⏩
I lol hard as fuk when a guy talks about having to hot dogs because their wife is out of town.

If you can assemble Ikea furniture you can follow a cook book. I had a cookout at my house last week and ask my secretaries husband if he could load up the charcoal pit and he asked me how much charcoal and charcoal lighter to use. I bertstared him and one of my friends did it for him.


The look on his face you knew he immediately knew he looked bad in front of his wife. She even tried coming to his rescue about they live in an apartment so they dont have access to bbq pits so he wouldn't know. l0l

Brb full grown men toiling over how to cook a steak, literally one of the least complicated cuts of meat to cook.

"H-h-hey bro I am doing burgers this week what do you recommend?"

Idk fresh ground meat with salt and fukin pepper, add some Worcestershire sauce if you're feelin frisky?

Just fukin lol
Word.



Guys that say cooking is for woman.....don't know what it's like to sear a fukin steak on a grill....get some buttered corn grilling.....some peppers, mushrooms, onions.....then lay down some mash potatoes. I've been cooking my whole life and love it. When I get stressed, I go buy chit to grill/smoke. (I use a gas grill now, but also smoke wood chips inside...and have mastered it).



Hot dogs....lol....just lol.
post 1447929823 06-15-2016, 10:21 PM
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Can confirm 18 and can cook for myself. It's fun to learn a recipe and cook it for yourself. Love grilling stuff outside.
post 1447931163 06-15-2016, 10:32 PM
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Been making my own meals since 13 crew.

I also ate 9 cans of Ravioli last night and passed out on my driveway but that's another story all together.
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post 1447932003 06-15-2016, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted By AttorneyBrah⏩
Why the fukk would I cook? I'm married brah. You *******s should start doing laundry, taking care of children, and menstruating while you're at it
I raffed.
You would be surprised just how much time I have to waste.
post 1447934513 06-15-2016, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted By latinquads⏩
beef and milk what a combo for your toilet
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post 1447934623 06-15-2016, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted By JaegerBrah⏩
Been making my own meals since 13 crew.

I also ate 9 cans of Ravioli last night and passed out on my driveway but that's another story all together.
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Originally Posted By badlasagna⏩
ate spagehetti-Os straight from the can last night. enjoyed every minute of it.
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post 1447952913 06-16-2016, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Lawlstud⏩
If you can assemble Ikea furniture you can follow a cook book. I had a cookout at my house last week and ask my secretaries husband if he could load up the charcoal pit and he asked me how much charcoal and charcoal lighter to use. I bertstared him and one of my friends did it for him.


The look on his face you knew he immediately knew he looked bad in front of his wife. She even tried coming to his rescue about they live in an apartment so they dont have access to bbq pits so he wouldn't know. l0l




Just fukin lol
pseudo alpha of peace...btw charcoal makes meat taste like chit.



taste the meat, not the heat, pleb. (no hank hill)
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post 1447972313 06-16-2016, 07:13 AM
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know how to cook food like a italian grandmother but too lazy to
post 1448033773 06-16-2016, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By AttorneyBrah⏩
Why the fukk would I cook? I'm married brah. You *******s should start doing laundry, taking care of children, and menstruating while you're at it
If your wife left your worthless az you wouldn't be able to take care of yourself.

That is what's really funny.
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post 1448034543 06-16-2016, 01:13 PM
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post 1448035013 06-16-2016, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker⏩
Who tf still uses a charcoal poverty phucking grill. **** out of here op. I can cook a better tasting steak with a broiler.

Just made basic jambalaya
-2lbs sausage
-2lbs chicken
-1 onion
-1 red pepper
-1 green pepper
-1 yellow pepper
-garlic
-olive oil, butter, salt, creole seasoning to top it off, etc.

Gonna be eating good for a couple of days.
Nah fuk off grade A kunt. I cook on natural gas, charcoal, and wood. They all have pros and cons, charcoal adds a really good flavor to steak. If I had to pick a single GOAT method, it would be skillet. However if I am cooking steaks, burgers, hot dogs, chicken and sausage all at once, I am doing it on charcoal.
Originally Posted By creatinemonstr⏩
One of the greatest joys in a life as a man is coming to a tasty home cooked meal made by your wife and then fuking her hard from all the energy you got from the food.

got sum bad nuwz if u are with someone who can't cook
My gf makes some of the best food I have ever had. But if I want to cook I am cooking, and I make some dishes better than her. Just l0l if you both don't cook
Originally Posted By OaklandCali⏩
It feels gay when eating food made by a man. I make sure the chef is a woman before I eat.
Yeah that some mental chit in your head not reality
Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
That'll be me.

Never used a washing machine in my life.

Always had a woman do that for me.

I cook though, but that's because I enjoy it and for no other reason.
Mind absolutely blown there are men that can't wash their own clothes holy fuk lmao
Originally Posted By CanardLaque⏩
Because that's the easiest form of cooking.

I know married man who can't cook for **** and if their wife is not there to cook for them, they'll drive to their mom or mother in law's house to eat.
Seriously, wtf. you can't broil eggs? it's ridiculous how some grown men want to be baby by a woman.
Exactly they aren't looking for a wife, they are looking for a mom to coddle them just fukin lmao.
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post 1448035373 06-16-2016, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By JungleJenetics⏩
I know more guys that can cook than women to be honest.

Could cook for myself since I was 13...
THIS!!! Kunts today cant make anything besides reservations at a restaurant....generation nothing....I chef it up daily!!
post 1448036433 06-16-2016, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By PowerPal⏩
pseudo alpha of peace...btw charcoal makes meat taste like chit.



taste the meat, not the heat, pleb. (no hank hill)
Anyone who knows anything about grilling/bbqing knows that every cooking method has it's pros and cons. I cook using gas, charcoal and wood. Steak can taste good on every method, as can almost every other food. Most steak houses now days cook you $75 NY prime strip in a infrared oven, some even use Sous Vide, boiling your steak in a plastic bag and then use a propane torch to sear the outside.

It's all relative.
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post 1448036913 06-16-2016, 01:26 PM
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well, at least its whole wheat bread;






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I always cook for myself, moving out of home at the age of 18 probably helped with that though LOL
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umm.. did you make those yourself?
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Love cooking, but I absolutely hate using chit quality utensils and pots etc, and having a small kitchen. Gets frustrating real fast

give me a nice big kitchen and ill be whippin
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Originally Posted By Octium⏩
Love cooking, but I absolutely hate using chit quality utensils and pots etc, and having a small kitchen. Gets frustrating real fast

give me a nice big kitchen and ill be whippin
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[QUOTE=Maestro post_id=1448036913][img]http://i.imgur.com/zak7KXH.jpg[img]

well, at least its whole wheat bread;
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OP when are you getting that sex change done?
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Just thought i'd interject this.

Made bunch of chicken breast for my lunches throughout the week. Found a dry rub recipe online. Hnngggggggggggggggggg

Dry Rub > Any bar bq sauce anyday. I won't go back. srs

two pieces on bottom are with Sweet Baby Rays so i could have a side by side comparison.

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In on culinary thread





Not srs.








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Cooking halfway decent isn't really that hard. I cook tons of semi complicated chit way better than I should.
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Originally Posted By JaegerBrah⏩
Been making my own meals since 13 crew.

I also ate 9 cans of Ravioli last night and passed out on my driveway but that's another story all together.
So let's hear the story! Don't forget the cliffs...

I love to cook. It relaxes me. Plus I have lived on my own more often than not, so I had to figure it out. Funny enough though, I don't grill much. The gf knows how to cook, but in the end I always end up taking it over...
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op sounds like the kind of guy that uses self lighting charcoal or fluid
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