Got one of these *******s in my gym. He looks about 17, 5'6'' and hunches over with shoulders rolled forward to pop his shoulders and arms, walking around like a gorilla.
He thinks this makes him look bigger but actually just makes him look even shorter and like an autist.
I lol inside everytime we lock eyes... which is every set since he looks around after every set to see who's mirin... which is nobody. Kid's clearly juicing and looks like a baby rich piana.

Fat black bald guy comes in for the first time today. Legit dancing around the gym the whole time, and was singing a couple different NWA songs loud AF. Actually got a good laugh and tried but failed to take snapchats of said nonsense.

He then proceeded to load the squat rack with 405, do 2 1/6th reps and left without putting weights away. I was a little rustled

Katut - some Mauri looking guy. Pretty big with average lifts. Knows what he is doing and is natty. First thing I said when my friend mentioned him is "Gee they must have some big coconuts in Fiji!", because you know he is black and looks like he may have lifted.

Mechano - Working class guy. Has something busted in his leg and has a huge metal frame around one of his legs from the knee down that is screwed into bone. Apparently put on 12 kilos of "pure muscle"... but his BF % stayed the same meaning that you also gained fat idiot - other wise you would be leaner!

Pencil Legs - only benchs and does arms. Once in 2 years he used the leg press CABLE machine lol. Has no legs and even less calves. Wears baggy ass shorts which are like a ships sail around his legs. Juiced to the gills so upper body is OK but chest is **** given he benches so much. Tried to bash Mechano one day from roid rage.

Nelson Mandela - darker skinned bloke. Chill as and quiet. Teaches boxing or some sort of martial art to a few randoms. Wears a damn tea towel on his head with head phones over.

Stretch - seedy **** looking midget with a pot belly. Literally stetches random muscles on just about every machine/wall as a brace while trying to perv on people from bouncing reflections of 3 mirrors. Checks out guys as much as girls so not sure if he is gay. Pink phone cover.

Grunt - older bloke that throws around as much weight as he can while shouting as loud as possible. Typical set sounds like he is giving birth. No form, all voice. Tells everyone how old he is and how much stronger he was.

Boobs - blonde chick with the perfect rack and butt. Face is pretty cute. She looks pretty but she has this really sexy/hot look to her which is just unreal. Either on the treadmill walking on like max incline, stair stepper or doing hip thrusts. 10/10.

Arms - dero looking guy with just arms. No chest or back. Literaly looks like a cartoon character. Has some war story of some bike crash and can't bench.

Gloves - old guy. Wears the same stuff for the last 2 years. 1/5th reps 80kg on the bench for 1 rep. I go to the other side of the gym when he benches because it looks like he is going to fail every rep.

Incline - typical gym bro. Pretty decent guy. Lives on an incline bench. Says he is going home after his bench only workout and then spends the next 30 mins talking smack with the other guys.

Zorba - greek background. Gets like 6 inches from your face when talking. Seems like he is missing his last cycles results/feelings when on gear, might be back on though. Top bloke.

Monkey - always enters gym eating a banana. Whines how he cant be bothered working out and feels chit. Then proceeds to lift for like an hour and a half. Made some progress.

Oscar the grouch - homeless looking scrag that quarter reps EVERYTHING. 3 plate smith machine bench for 2 inch ROM. Looks kinda like grounds keeper willy that is looking for revenge/kill some one.

Plenty more but im sick of typing.

lmao u guys must all go to my gym cuz I recognize most of these ppl

u guys recognize this one (or maybe it's one of u lol)? dude who is pretty built and looks like got lotta muscle under there but not too lean with strong fat layer covering muscle but ALWAYS wears this spandex bodysuit thing, I call him the stay puff marshmallow man

wow, sounds like a sitcom is needed for your gym

It's my old wrestling uniform. Get it right. I'm not that puffy am I?

Jesus. Idk what i'm most impressed with...the amount of weirdos at your gym, or how you nick named every single one of them LMAO

not too many weirdos at my gym

one lady that basically reenacts flashdance upstairs but she doesn't bother anyone

and this guy but he doesn't really bother anyone either, just takes a fukin million selfies

there's a couple that come in wearing street clothes and "work out" for a while daily too but i think they might be homeless cause the one dude never takes his backpack off. idk.

used to be a guy who would wear one of those beanies with the balls on ropes hanging off the ear flaps, he would sing pop songs mid-set but i haven't seen him in a long time

-creepy old guy that goes to the gym and knows everything about everybody, asked me where i work, and shows up there all the time to eat and leaves me crazy tips like 200% (im a server). If you talk to this guy you better be prepared to take like 30 min out of your day.
-The "im all natty" guy who is 6'3" and like 240 6% bf
- The crossfitter/business man who wears a spandex singlet and cant hit ****.
-Wanna be personal trainers who are "training" people who are bigger than them (even women)
- Guy comes in wearing 3-4 gold chains, a belt, knee, elbow, and wrist wraps all to do abs and shadow box in the mirror (has a grudge against me, long story)
-old weird guy that wears a bro tank, backwards mime hat, and think he is the ****, but never seen him lift, just goes there to talk all fuking day
-a bunch of *******s
people probably say the same thing about me lol

Wait, that guy seriously goes to your gym?

Dude he's fukng awesome, he was in Kung Fury.

There's a lot of weird ass Asians doing goofy **** in my gym here in Chandler. There's one 50+ Asian lady that does squats on the seated dip machine. And an Indian lady that does cardio in one of these...



I also see lots of *******s wearing BB.Com gear but never ask them if they're aware. I'm also probably one of the weirdos myself because I usually wear badass coordinated outfits.

lol it's def not u my brah, dude has hair and he's not handsome like u =]

yeah andreas, he works out with this yoked black chick. never really talked to him but he seems alright. spends a lot of time on his phone, guess the drugs do the work at this point

At the uni gym...

Pretty much no one was weird in the younger crowd. Just some really dedicated people. One girl in particular started when I started lifting and has made way more gains than me. Wonder if she hopped sometime but she was kinda hnnnngg.

A couple of weak crossfit guys.

There was this jacked Indian dude in his mid 40's. that carried a cantine, sunglasses, combat boots, and cargo pants. Probably the most jacked guy there tho so I can't hate.


At Mexico tho... At the cheaper gyms every single girl wears a waist trainer. Not even kidding. From ****ing 20 full of glow to 60 year olds. And let me tell you it's HOT AF cus there's no AC in most gyms.

The trio of fob indian guys, wearing polo shirts, doing lots and lots of curls, sometimes curl to shoulder press combo deal.

At my gym:

-group of 3 kids (14-16) with ILS and bouncy walk. (Can't help but watch them because it is amusing.)
-a Mexican mafia looking guy who always wears dark sunglasses and wife beaters. He does a lot of karate moves and yells like Mac from sunny in pa.
-a guy comes in for ten minutes and does nothing and leaves. He does this quite often.

theres this one **** that copies me on every workout its annoying as phuck.

everytime i grab some DBs and do some curls hes looking right at me on the other side of the mirror.

ive complained to the gym staff and theyve yet to do chit about it. thinking about switching gyms and hopefully he'll stop following and copying me

Mirin Andreas still lifts..

[QUOTE=Ayudha post_id=1455058173]Mirin Andreas still lifts..


[img]http://i.imgur.com/pANimRI.jpg[img][/QUOTE]unless he lifts at another gym too, "lift" is a relative term

saw him bench 65lbs once

http://sendvid.com/4ja3zbyp


hehehe i took this snap while at the gym , i thought it was funny because this guy was wearing all blue

The cleaner who corners people in the gym for an hour or so preaching religion to them (i think he's been fired now)

Guy who looks late 40s that wears a belt every day, for every exercise

Skinny kid who loads up the leg press with as many plates as he can, then proceeds to do calf raises with light-speed reps

Dude my age with a generic sleeve tat who has his Apple earbuds pumped up so loud you can hear his edm as clear as he can. Whole look and manner shouts 'only trains near festival time'. Minimal muscle definition and spends half his workout doing curls. Comes to the gym with his mum lmao

Group of kids that copied me and my brothers workouts
-used bands/chains for chest, next week they had bands and chains

Another guy, always wore black with a shirt around his head with just the eyes showing, would go to a cardio machine for a minute, get off, get on a platform, perform some karate chit, do some curls and leave lmao

Chubby Korean guy maybe 20 years old
1) he walks from fan to fan, just stands in front of them
2) he wears women's sunglasses in the gym (basement gym)
3) he once started rubbing his nips while standing in front of the fan
4) looked at himself in the mirror and did a "shhhh" thing... Like finger over the lips
5) every time he comes, that's all he does

Hate that ****.

I mean why?

Obese female trainer. 100% bitch and hogs all the equipment and floor space. Doesn't put **** away. Gets mad when you try to use it.

Guy who never take off his altitude training mask no matter what.

Guy who dumps eucalyptus oil all over the sauna rocks and goes off if anyone questions him.

Absolutely jacked Irish guy that we call : Lucky SARMS.

We have a guy that we all call fuking Dave (62) because you cant talk about him without laughing at how it is impossible that he is actually still alive. This is fuking Dave's routine:

3AM: get up, drink 2 pots of coffee, ride bike across 2 towns to get to our gym (something like a 1.5 hour ride)
5AM: gets to gym and waits for it to open at 5:30
5:30-8ish: plays B-ball, jumps rope and waits for the rest of the gang to roll in
8ish-10:30ish: lift with our gang
10:30ish-between noon and 1PM: steam room where he just hangs out shooting the **** and does a billion pushups
whenever he leaves: catches up with non-lifting friends to drink and smoke weed
somehow makes it home, usually on his bike

This is 7 days a week, literally never seen him miss a day.

Just got back from the gym a little bit ago. Saw some of the usual guys. was cracking up thinking of everyone elses gym brahs. Idk why I find these so funny. So many characters in this world and you always wonder what goes through their head


Lol'd hard at this one. Dave sounds like a total bro brah. That's going to be me at that age lol

- Girl in her early 20's, massive gym nut, just goes to the bathroom like 6-8 times in an hour gym session. Originally noticed when I was next to her on the treadmill and she left 4 times in half an hour. Thought maybe she was unwell or some chit but she does it every time.


- Absolute HBB who rolls up in full Lorna Jane regalia (compression tights showing off her GOAT ass etc), stretches for 20 mins, does 3 sets on the squat rack, disappears into the changerooms for half an hour then leaves. Almost every time srs.

Our gloves guy also wears straps on 100% of his exercises. Yes this includes concentration curls, yes this includes benchpress. He also has the distinction of being the guy that is there most consistently yet looks like month 1 guy perpetually. Seems like a nice guy, just no idea what he is doing here. He clearly hates anything that gets within a mile of uncomfortable.

weirdest one is a black dude who always works out in the corner by himself, he brings a bench over and about 5 sets of dumbbells and does the same workout every day, he cut off the hood of a hoodie and wears it up ever day or puts a towel over his head. Wont look at or talk to anyone, and sets up yoga mats in his corner to cover himself up, kind of like a fort so no one can look at him. brings a duffel bag with nothing in it every day...hes probably going to shoot this bad boy up one day