Cute as fuark Tinder sloot wants OP

08-16-2016, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted By CostaDelSalford⏩

Don't care if it has worked for you, that chit is cringe to the max and childish. That's the kind of chat up lines neckbeards and white knights would use.

what happened to normal adult conversation. Jesus Phucking Christ

Oh right....

Good luck with the "Hey, hows it going?" line that 10,000+ other guys use on the same girl each week, and standing out from the crowd lol.

This is the reality of online dating like Tinder - NORMAL conversation doesn't really work much of the time. Women have inflated egos due to actual whiteknights/supreme gentleman who complement them so much, even though the chick hasn't done anything to garner such reverence.

"Don't care if it has worked for you".... yeah, well this so-called "cringe/childish" line has actually gotten me laid about a dozen times. Once from a woman who was 38 years old. Your entire post demonstrates that you don't understand women at all. Keep on coping, copecel.

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is she Serbian?

Not sure. Awaiting her response to something I messaged, then will ask.

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08-16-2016, 02:41 AM

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where are your profile pics opie? blurr it out and post it

08-16-2016, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted By CostaDelSalford⏩

Don't care if it has worked for you, that chit is cringe to the max and childish. That's the kind of chat up lines neckbeards and white knights would use.

what happened to normal adult conversation. Jesus Phucking Christ

Afrolicious is that dude. Look at his avi brah. How can you posssibly hate on the aussie puttin in work

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08-16-2016, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩

Your entire post demonstrates that you don't understand women at all. Keep on coping, copecel.

Trust me, If you saw my Mrs, you would take that back hahaha.

Sorry mate, but I just can't bring myself to speak to girls the way you do. Just how it is.

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08-16-2016, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted By CostaDelSalford⏩

Trust me, If you saw my Mrs, you would take that back hahaha.

Sorry mate, but I just can't bring myself to speak to girls the way you do. Just how it is.

Did you ever use Tinder etc?

I agree to some extent re: conversation. You really have to tailor it to the girl though. We all shoot ourselves in the foot at times with different women, that's life. A "Hey how are you" might work with one girl, but be ignored by another you match with. Similarly, a more ridiculous line like the ones I've posted may work on some girls, but on some it gets nothing.

It would be great if the old "hey, how are you" etc would work, as it usually does in normal everyday conversation.

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08-16-2016, 03:06 AM

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08-16-2016, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted By Ashfrolicious⏩

Did you ever use Tinder etc?

Nah never had the chance man, been with my Mrs for the last 4 years.
I have always been curious as to how well I would do on it though. Guess I'll never know.

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08-16-2016, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted By CostaDelSalford⏩

Nah never had the chance man, been with my Mrs for the last 4 years.
I have always been curious as to how well I would do on it though. Guess I'll never know.

It's probably for the best lol.

The amount of women on there with over-inflated ego's (and the attitude flowing from this) is horrendous.

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08-16-2016, 03:34 AM

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08-16-2016, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted By CostaDelSalford⏩

Don't care if it has worked for you, that chit is cringe to the max and childish. That's the kind of chat up lines neckbeards and white knights would use.

what happened to normal adult conversation. Jesus Phucking Christ

fukin tell me about it

so brah, pancakes or waffles?

08-16-2016, 04:39 AM

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girls get like 100 "hey" "how r u" messages a day..u need 2 do beta chatting to get them worked up.

08-16-2016, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted By the[K]id⏩

fukin tell me about it

so brah, pancakes or waffles?

hahahaha you cheeky phuck.

Pancakes.

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08-16-2016, 04:47 AM

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As jealous as I am of all the matches, I don't know how yous can't spot a top tier groce sloot when you see one. I wouldn't touch this bish with your dick.

Just looking at her tongue - just one picture - you can immediately tell that she has a yeast infection (from sucking too many infected penises, which she feels obliged to do because of her disgusting piercing (every guy in the world who meets her says something like "ah you have a tongue piercing

you know what that's good for

, even if she's at weddings and funerals or job interviews)) and she also has chronic dietary deficiencies (from the 'bite' marks on the side, due to her disgusting party girl lifestyle and lack of self-care). The only thing that needs to be 'cut' is contact. I can feel myself turning gay just knowing that her picture is in my temporary internet files now. That exact picture is something which doctors at STI clinics see every day..."don't worry it's probably just mono, let's check...ok put out your tongue...ugh jesus fuk...ok say aw, yeah it's just you're a top tier sloot, I'm sorry but there's no cure. Maybe some day you could find a nice guy provider on Tinder and settle down though. You'll recognise them by their beta copypasta openers."

08-16-2016, 04:52 AM

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08-16-2016, 04:54 AM

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Holy fuark she's hot, anyone complaining about the piercings or slootiness is an obvious homosexual. I don't think OP is about to marry her, who gives a fuk you incels.

Also, seriously miring ashfrolicious waffle line. About to steal that chit

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08-16-2016, 05:04 AM

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[QUOTE=Ashfrolicious post_id=1457820523]You could also try this more cutesy line, which DOES work -

[URL=http://www.mandatory.com/2015/02/23/this-guy-has-figured-out-a-tinder-pick-up-line-that-works-every/]http://www.mandatory.com/2015/02/23/...t-works-every/[/URL]

[i]Hey

Pancakes or waffles?

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Tea of coffee?

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Eggs or Bacon?

-await response-

Congratulations! Your application to be "your name" future ex-wife has been submitted. Press 0 to be disconnected, or enter your phone number to continue[/i]

Proof -

[img]http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/fd0376e5a558d403a957c8bb94250570/201597887/tinder-pickup-pancakes-or-waffles-1.jpg[/ img]

[img]http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/cb814b00cd56d9cb704db7562a1daafb/201597888/tinder-pickup-pancakes-or-waffles-2.jpg[/i mg]

[img]http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/af5f0b92bac524b2ddb0dc9ed606acfc/201597884/tinder-pickup-pancakes-or-waffles-3.jpg[/i mg]

It's flirty, a bit silly etc and chicks like talking chit about themselves.[/QUOTE]Good stuff. I hope there's not too many miscers in your area coz this chit is gonna get used by all of us now lmao

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08-16-2016, 05:20 AM

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08-16-2016, 06:35 AM

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08-16-2016, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted By UnclRuckus⏩

Holy fuark she's hot, anyone complaining about the piercings or slootiness is an obvious homosexual. I don't think OP is about to marry her, who gives a fuk you incels.

Also, seriously miring ashfrolicious waffle line. About to steal that chit

Lol, just don't tell other guys about it and we have a deal. Legit banged approx 12 chicks from using this line. Some ignore/delete me when I ask it. Probably figured that a BBC was creeping... lmaooo

Originally Posted By feck⏩

Good stuff. I hope there's not too many miscers in your area coz this chit is gonna get used by all of us now lmao

Like I said for the misc'er above..

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That feel when you see the 80/20 hbb rule in affect.

This could be it?

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