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Thread: Non marriage brags, what happens after 40+ and then retirement? LMAO

post 1467917401 10-24-2016, 10:49 AM
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all single people pretend theyre so happy then next thing you know BAM they commit suicide.
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post 1467918221 10-24-2016, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By TooAnabolic⏩
u faking wot m8

Maybe if you don't have any debt and live with roommates

I still accumulate money but definitely not "so much"

I should be making about $70k by january and then I'll be accumulating "so much" money though
I live in AZ. Everything is cheap. I have no debt.
post 1467918361 10-24-2016, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
all single people pretend theyre so happy then next thing you know BAM they commit suicide.
Lol.
post 1467918571 10-24-2016, 10:56 AM
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Hopefully I can find a girl who's smart enough to realize that you can stay together and have a family without a fukking government contract getting involved

If she's worried about not having any money if we break up - just don't sloot around and we won't have to break up. Besides, there's no shortage of beta providers out there who would start supporting you instantly anyway
post 1467919031 10-24-2016, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By LikeAMachine⏩
When you hit 35 and are still single you start looking real fukking creepy.
>Finally get divorced from soul sucking wench
>Only 35, back on the market. Ready to slay fresh poon. Hell yeah
>Tfw 'ewww what a creep'

post 1467920911 10-24-2016, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
>Finally get divorced from soul sucking wench
>Only 35, back on the market. Ready to slay fresh poon. Hell yeah
>Tfw 'ewww what a creep'

probably because you've got on some sort of Aint's gear.
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post 1467921271 10-24-2016, 11:13 AM
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Yeah because no one ever gets a divorce and ends up single in their 40's and 50's living in a shoe box while their ex wife took the kids, the cars, and has her new boyfriend living in YOUR old house...oh and by the way, you are supporting her lifestyle, and her new man. Just lmao if you think marriage is the only way to be happy.
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post 1467922421 10-24-2016, 11:21 AM
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I've been single for the first 26.8 years of my life.

What's another 26.8 years? Ayyyyy lmao.
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post 1467923021 10-24-2016, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall⏩
Strong logic.

Brb cringe af mentality everybody looking at you weird
Brb creeping on 20yo and ppl knowing you're a union just bc of the white knighting you do with your small to medium sized wallet
LMAO at retiring with no kids and not looking back on what mark you left in the world.
Brb can't handle a strong loyal woman even when she aged.




BRB THERE IS NOTHING LIKE CHOOSING THE ONLY RELATIVE YOU WILL EVER HAVE FREEDOM OF CHOICE OF AND SPENDING 50+ YEARS. IMAGINE THE STRENGTH OF THAT BOND.
If you weren't some insecure *******, you wouldn't be worried about people looking at you weird. Imagine being this insecure LMAO. And more than likely by the time we reach 40+, not being married will be a normal thing. Just look at how long the average marriage lasts nowadays, it's only going to get worse
post 1467925041 10-24-2016, 11:39 AM
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Lol at all the misc forever alones who are scared of committed relationships.

If youre idea of happiness is going to sleep along for 90% of your life then enjoy it. You can have long term serious relationships without getting married, if thats your thing and your partner agrees, then do it.

Me personally, I admire my grandparents because they spent over 55 years together. They grew up, had children, and grew old together. If thats your thing, enjoy it.

Theres more than one way to live a fulfilling life.
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post 1467925351 10-24-2016, 11:41 AM
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No marriage =/= no relationship.
post 1467925401 10-24-2016, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By LikeAMachine⏩
When you hit 35 and are still single you start looking real fukking creepy.
hate to say it but its true

you don't need to have kids, but if you're at that point...its just look weird =/
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post 1467929171 10-24-2016, 12:03 PM
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post 1467949771 10-24-2016, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By 21stCenturyKid⏩
You likely live a high-expense lifestyle.
I don't really unless you include rent.

I go out to eat maybe once per week, I don't buy soft drinks or coffees or anything like that.

Other than rent, food is a big expense cuz my maintenance is 3500 calories but there's no avoiding that. $500 minimum each month.
post 1467950091 10-24-2016, 02:16 PM
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post 1467951501 10-24-2016, 02:25 PM
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Just went to 30 yr high school reunion. About 60 guys went (all boys hs) and around 15 brought their wives. 10 of those wives were young (early 30's with a couple in their 20's). And the dudes didn't look young and weren't in great shape at all. Some chicks just dig older dudes it appears.
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post 1467952521 10-24-2016, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted By hermes3893⏩
Knowing my luck, I will end up with some borderline sloot who will wreck my life.
this x1000
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post 1467967131 10-24-2016, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted By ClaudeGiroux⏩
hate to say it but its true

you don't need to have kids, but if you're at that point...its just look weird =/
Yeah there's societal pressure there, especially since most of your friends will be married/have kids. If you've got a cushy job, are in good physical shape, rolling around in a new Benz coupe and arent a basement dweller, no one is going to say dick to you.
post 1467967361 10-24-2016, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Mumra⏩
probably because you've got on some sort of Aint's gear.
lmao at the Failcons being in the midst of an epic collapse. Right on cue. Must be torture rooting for them.
post 1467968661 10-24-2016, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By ClaudeGiroux⏩
hate to say it but its true

you don't need to have kids, but if you're at that point...its just look weird =/
you probably look creepy at 24 already tho
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Been single for over a year now. Mentally it gets to me A LOT that I don't have poosy at the house to creampie daily and someone to spend time with. But after reading some posts in here seeing someone who's been solo for 11 years... I'm like fuark.

Have to find a way to completely block females out of my mind. But because you see them every single day from ugly to hnnng ones it just constantly reminds you that you're single lol. Also saw one ******* couple kissing it out in public today like wtf.... Lol
post 1467973691 10-24-2016, 05:02 PM
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post 1468018931 10-24-2016, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Beauuu⏩
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Fuuuuuuuu. This thread is depressing....
post 1468019511 10-24-2016, 10:56 PM
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OP wakes up at age 45 and divorced rape and realizes hes a *******
post 1468020091 10-24-2016, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
The people ITT who are pro being single at 40+ - have you ever lived alone? Do you know what it's like to spend holidays alone? How about not having ONE person in your life who cares for you unconditionally?

I think most people who are pro-bachelor lives are usually those who are surrounded by friends and family. But when those friends and family get married and do their own thing - that's when it gets real.
Lived alone for 13 years. Spent last christmas ALONE WHILE recovering from ACL surgery I had one week before. Try getting around alone on crutches, bathing yourself, try getting on a toilet to chit with one leg you can't use at all (can't even fukin bend). Couple years before that I spent holidays alone while recovering from a distal bicep tear reconstruction surgery.

So yeah I've lived the life *******
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Don't forget, WHO now categorizes single people as "disabled."
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post 1468020511 10-24-2016, 11:07 PM
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Whats worst: typical 40 year old man who has a wife who decides she doesnt love you anymore and wants to be free, She takes your house/cars/pets/money and youre stuck with nothing but the clothes on your back and an empty bank account having to start all over again from scratch. Your kids slowly slip away as they visit you less and less while their new step dad takes over your duties as a dad and you become nothing.

or

40 year old guy who is still in shape, has money, cars, and house all in your name. You meet a HBB who is newly divorced from her cuck of a husband after letting himself go. You win.
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post 1468021061 10-24-2016, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Making $50k with no kids and no wife is literally the same as making $150k as a "family man"

Medium wages with no expenses is honestly insane. You accumulate so much money every month.

GOAT. Srs.
This. And lets be honest the 150K family man is getting less than 50. More like 25K to kids, 110k to wife and 15k to the man as women are responsible for 70-80 percent of the consumption in the USA
post 1468021141 10-24-2016, 11:14 PM
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Sack up and die alone
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post 1468022581 10-24-2016, 11:30 PM
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LOL @ thinking marriage will guarantee companionship. Divorce and alimony maybe.

Also, lol @ wanting to live till old age. You like excreting feces in your bed OP?

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