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Thread: 37 year old sloot wants to meet for drinks - wat do?? (SRS)

post 1481130321 01-28-2017, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
This isn't just about me anymore, fella. This is about all of us. I'm doing this for the misc.
Treat her terrible for us.
post 1481130711 01-28-2017, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
This isn't just about me anymore, fella. This is about all of us. I'm doing this for the misc.
Ravage her with the fury of all virgins miscers combined. And get some ninja pics too.
post 1481131571 01-28-2017, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By martin545⏩
Treat her terrible for us.
Angry facial and go NC. Don't even give her a chance to wash up before you head for the door.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1481131651 01-28-2017, 08:59 PM
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She's ugly. Sorry bro.
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post 1481131821 01-28-2017, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Archking⏩
Once I evaluate said sloot the decision will be made

Edit: I'd go hit legs in the a.m. srs
Too late I'm afraid. Have already slammed a few shots, feeling loose, bout to order an uber and see what happens.

Also got on deck ready to blow the doors off this thing.
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post 1481132081 01-28-2017, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Friendly300⏩
She's ugly. Sorry bro.
No shyt Sherlock. But she's making it fkn easy, and it's not like I'm trying to make her my gf, just trying to drop a load in someone. Damn, sorry I don't have 10's lined up.
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post 1481132441 01-28-2017, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Too late I'm afraid. Have already slammed a few shots, feeling loose, bout to order an uber and see what happens.

Also got on deck ready to blow the doors off this thing.
Are you 50? Who needs Viagra. Bust that first nut and then your good to go.
To be continued....
post 1481133211 01-28-2017, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
No shyt Sherlock. But she's making it fkn easy, and it's not like I'm trying to make her my gf, just trying to drop a load in someone.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1481133971 01-28-2017, 09:24 PM
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In the uber rn fellas. She's already at the bar. Wish me luck!!
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post 1481134451 01-28-2017, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
No shyt Sherlock. But she's making it fkn easy, and it's not like I'm trying to make her my gf, just trying to drop a load in someone. Damn, sorry I don't have 10's lined up.
Oh so this is why there are so many stuck-up twatty women out there thinking they're too good for everyone.
post 1481134631 01-28-2017, 09:31 PM
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Traffic of peace wtf better not get cock blocked by this bullshyt
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post 1481134731 01-28-2017, 09:33 PM
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Good luck OP keep us posted
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post 1481134841 01-28-2017, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Oh so this is why there are so many stuck-up twatty women out there thinking they're too good for everyone.
Yes. Sorry brah.
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post 1481135091 01-28-2017, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Dave4585⏩
Good luck OP keep us posted
This traffic better clear up soon. She said she knows everyone at the bar so it's not like she's sitting there awkwardly alone.
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post 1481135151 01-28-2017, 09:37 PM
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you could do much better brah, this sloot is def not worth srs
post 1481135411 01-28-2017, 09:40 PM
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Have fun op, at least you get story about blasting old sugarwalls. Will be funny to tell when you're getting yucky with the boys.
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post 1481135811 01-28-2017, 09:44 PM
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Good luck op. I can tell she can suck a mean sausage.
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post 1481136631 01-28-2017, 09:54 PM
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i hope you f*ck her, and right after she tells you to clean up your room like a good boy.
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post 1481136681 01-28-2017, 09:55 PM
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post 1481137141 01-28-2017, 10:00 PM
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das it OP

smash her for the misc

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post 1481138021 01-28-2017, 10:08 PM
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post 1481138301 01-28-2017, 10:11 PM
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Do you want to get laid or would you rather a good workout? Thats what it comes down to, simply
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post 1481139341 01-28-2017, 10:22 PM
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OP is currently in the trap.
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In before OP shows up chitfaced and nervous stuttering like a tard, makes a fool of himself in front of some mediocre old sloot, she decides to fuark him out of pity and he can't get a bonerar.
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Too late I'm afraid. Have already slammed a few shots, feeling loose, bout to order an uber and see what happens.

Also got 300mg Viagra on deck ready to blow the doors off this thing.
I take a hiatus off misc and come to this thread. I phuckin love the misc.
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post 1481145361 01-28-2017, 11:33 PM
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After you cum on her face tell her "this is for HoustonMiscer"
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
After you cum on her face tell her "this is for HoustonMiscer"
lmao.
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I've seen that woman somewhere before.
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As a fellow houston brah who smashed a cougar around two weeks ago.

do it.

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Das it mane
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