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Thread: Requesting the presence of m'lady, Melis GTFIH

post 1483826711 02-16-2017, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
is scouser a derogatory thing over there like redneck or piker?
no.
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post 1483827001 02-16-2017, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Melis read this copypasta..

God killed the dinosaurs becuase he realized how bad he f*cked up when he gave them arms that weren't in reach of their cocks...so he threw a few meteors to clear up the schitt and start fresh again, this time, creating his newest species, the human. After realizing his mistake, he quickly fixed it and and made our arms in length to reach our cocks and pleasure ourselves when we weren't praying to him. God truly is unbelievable...oh, and read the bible you b*tches, it says everything you need to know in that book!
not sure if srs

nothing would get me harder than hearing her read the 3/10 copypasta word for word
"So t
post 1483827521 02-16-2017, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15QJpIZGi8s
post 1483828041 02-16-2017, 02:06 PM
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if she does a vocaroo she should definitely mention me:

"hey sirfapsaIot I'm going to crush you with my juicy quads like a watermelon you cheeky kunt"

SRS
post 1483828101 02-16-2017, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15QJpIZGi8s
just fapped to this, thnx
post 1483828321 02-16-2017, 02:08 PM
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In because I can't picture a Scouse without a strong accent lol.
post 1483828651 02-16-2017, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
is scouser a derogatory thing over there like redneck or piker?
Yes, yes it is
2023 bertie awards 2024 nominations

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=184693083
post 1483831501 02-16-2017, 02:29 PM
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post 1483831581 02-16-2017, 02:29 PM
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post 1483831941 02-16-2017, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Vn1j5AUMP
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1483832431 02-16-2017, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Vn1j5AUMP
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

Send In The Clowns
post 1483832641 02-16-2017, 02:37 PM
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Quads of peace - Melis
Accent/voice of peace - ****ligirl
Keep the srs tag sacred crew
post 1483833071 02-16-2017, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Vn1j5AUMP
I'm very confused right now.
post 1483833211 02-16-2017, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15QJpIZGi8s
Goodness that was cute AF. awe

Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Vn1j5AUMP
Too cool. Lol



Why do I have to be a dang Redneck ugh...This isn't fair -_-
post 1483833321 02-16-2017, 02:41 PM
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Would have 3 way phone sex with ****liGirl and Melis/10.

Also since when do Brits say G'day? Thought it was an Aussie thing.
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post 1483833421 02-16-2017, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By TheRougarou646⏩
Goodness that was cute AF. awe





Too cool. Lol



Why do I have to be a dang Redneck ugh...This is fair -_-
LOL lets hear it!
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post 1483833491 02-16-2017, 02:43 PM
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for real now

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16SDYjFTG4q
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post 1483833561 02-16-2017, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
LOL lets hear it!
Ah hem. I don't fink so small fry.
Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
for real now

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16SDYjFTG4q
Cookie. I'm confused now. Lol
post 1483833591 02-16-2017, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
for real now

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16SDYjFTG4q
That's better
post 1483833631 02-16-2017, 02:44 PM
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****liGirl sounds like the GOAT Queen Kate Beckinsale.

I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

Send In The Clowns
post 1483833771 02-16-2017, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
I'm very confused right now.
Originally Posted By TheRougarou646⏩
Goodness that was cute AF. awe





Too cool. Lol



Why do I have to be a dang Redneck ugh...This isn't fair -_-
Keep the srs tag sacred crew
post 1483833971 02-16-2017, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By TheRougarou646⏩
Ah hem. I don't fink so small fry.




Cookie. I'm confused now. Lol
The first one I was just fukin around lol
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post 1483834161 02-16-2017, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Alvarezzz⏩
I wouldn't subject anyone to that. I don't even know what my accent is and I'm incredibly nasal. Legit want to top myself if I hear myself in a video lmao.
post 1483835881 02-16-2017, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
for real now

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16SDYjFTG4q
Scouse confirmed.

You're not as bad as Gerrard and Carragher, you need subtitles for them.
post 1483836511 02-16-2017, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
I wouldn't subject anyone to that. I don't even know what my accent is and I'm incredibly nasal. Legit want to top myself if I hear myself in a video lmao.
I would donate my life savings to the United Earthworm Conjunctivitis Research Society if one of you did a vocaroo of the Hey Shawty Lemme holla at you copy pasta
hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
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post 1483836761 02-16-2017, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Melis689⏩
The first one I was just fukin around lol
Proper scouse. Boss la.
post 1483837071 02-16-2017, 03:08 PM
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Scousers are a rough breed, drove through there a few times and this scene basically sums them up -



After hearing Melis' voice, I can tell she's the type that would carry stanley around with her. Probably wears track suit bottoms and sits on street corners drinking with the lads too.
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
post 1483837311 02-16-2017, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
After hearing Melis' voice, I can tell she's the type that would carry stanley around with her. Probably wears track suit bottoms and sits on street corners drinking with the lads too.
Can confirm
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Scouse birds are absolute trouts. Bust nuts and call it a day.

****li is probably Bristol or some ****
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