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Originally Posted By lkm373⏩
3wayA girl once gave me a BJ while I was laying down and her dog jumped up and started licking her ass
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Pulled a young sloot when I was 21ish. Banged in my bed at 7pm.
Lived with 8 other doods who continued to party while we slept.
We woke up to a huge mess in the living room, I didn't know how rowdy it had got.
She says "I can't find my left heel" (apparently some kind of expensive shoe)
I don't have a clue.
She finds it outside with a footlong turd in it. (Brahs didn't like that I nailed a young one)
She throws both shoes away. Goes home barefoot.
Later I find out she was underage. Oops.
And she snaked a spare key to my car while I was asleep.
Two days later my car goes missing.
That night while I'm getting Blatto, the Po shows up to tell me that my vehicle had been involved in a felony hit and run and I was under arrest.
Phuckers had to poop in her shoe mane.
Took me years to fix that ish.
Lived with 8 other doods who continued to party while we slept.
We woke up to a huge mess in the living room, I didn't know how rowdy it had got.
She says "I can't find my left heel" (apparently some kind of expensive shoe)
I don't have a clue.
She finds it outside with a footlong turd in it. (Brahs didn't like that I nailed a young one)
She throws both shoes away. Goes home barefoot.
Later I find out she was underage. Oops.
And she snaked a spare key to my car while I was asleep.
Two days later my car goes missing.
That night while I'm getting Blatto, the Po shows up to tell me that my vehicle had been involved in a felony hit and run and I was under arrest.
Phuckers had to poop in her shoe mane.
Took me years to fix that ish.
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02-28-2017, 06:47 PM
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-Am finger blasting chick from college in her car
-Get 10/10 BJ
-Can't see anything because it's at night
-Get back to my apartment
-Going to open door, notice dark red ALL over my hands/fingernails
-Chick had perioded all over my fukkin hands
-Nearly threw up from disgust
-Showered / washed hands at least 10 times
-She texted me later when she got home saying that she had blood all over the seat of her car/pants...said she was sorry
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-Get 10/10 BJ
-Can't see anything because it's at night
-Get back to my apartment
-Going to open door, notice dark red ALL over my hands/fingernails
-Chick had perioded all over my fukkin hands
-Nearly threw up from disgust
-Showered / washed hands at least 10 times
-She texted me later when she got home saying that she had blood all over the seat of her car/pants...said she was sorry
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02-28-2017, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
Finish the story because I know it didn't stop youI met a sloot in bar and took her home and thought it'd be a good idea to go down her.
When I reached the clam I nearly puked, the smell was unreal. Then this bish looks down at me and says
'Stinks doesn't it'
When I reached the clam I nearly puked, the smell was unreal. Then this bish looks down at me and says
'Stinks doesn't it'
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Still not 100% on this, but still haven't spoken to her to this day.
Knew this chick from school, she was always flirty
Spotted her at a bar a couple years later. She went home with me.
We're fukkin around, bitch sits onto my face into a 69
Big dark mole/freckle next to butthole, could have been chit
Smashed anyway, showed her the door, never spoke again.
Knew this chick from school, she was always flirty
Spotted her at a bar a couple years later. She went home with me.
We're fukkin around, bitch sits onto my face into a 69
Big dark mole/freckle next to butthole, could have been chit
Smashed anyway, showed her the door, never spoke again.
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02-28-2017, 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Why didn't you investigateStill not 100% on this, but still haven't spoken to her to this day.
Knew this chick from school, she was always flirty
Spotted her at a bar a couple years later. She went home with me.
We're fukkin around, bitch sits onto my face into a 69
Big dark mole/freckle next to butthole, could have been chit
Smashed anyway, showed her the door, never spoke again.
Knew this chick from school, she was always flirty
Spotted her at a bar a couple years later. She went home with me.
We're fukkin around, bitch sits onto my face into a 69
Big dark mole/freckle next to butthole, could have been chit
Smashed anyway, showed her the door, never spoke again.
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Night I had with my cousin once. Our grandpa had just passed away so the entire family met up for his funeral, we had rich grandparents so we all stayed at their huge house.
That night all the adults got wasted and passed out, and it was just me and my cousin. My cousin was being all flirty with me and said we should go in the hot tub. It was the biggest hot tub ever but we ended up sitting right next to each other lol.
All of a sudden I felt a hand going up and down my thigh, this went on for a little but then sure enough up onto my crotch and then BAM under the shorts and rubbing my schlong. I had the biggest boner ever, and could tell me cousin wanted it, so I reached over and grabbed his cock too. We both came in seconds.
That night all the adults got wasted and passed out, and it was just me and my cousin. My cousin was being all flirty with me and said we should go in the hot tub. It was the biggest hot tub ever but we ended up sitting right next to each other lol.
All of a sudden I felt a hand going up and down my thigh, this went on for a little but then sure enough up onto my crotch and then BAM under the shorts and rubbing my schlong. I had the biggest boner ever, and could tell me cousin wanted it, so I reached over and grabbed his cock too. We both came in seconds.
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02-28-2017, 09:22 PM
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-at this guys New years party who already didn't like me (high school so parents are home)
-chick i know pretty much force feeds me some vodka all night
-takes me up stairs we start hooking up in bedroom (too drunk to realize how bad of an idea this was)
-start 69'in (first time) and parents walk in
-they freak, we grab our clothes and rush into the bathroom together since we are naked
-leaving bedroom we end up locking the door in front of parents who are in the hallway in front of us
-dad starts freaking out about whole situation, especially since the bedroom was his grade school daughter's room (didnt know), and the mom says she's telling my parents. (I lol and called bs)
-ended up sleeping in car, drove home the next morning with a "life-time ban" from their house, and go NC
-chick i know pretty much force feeds me some vodka all night
-takes me up stairs we start hooking up in bedroom (too drunk to realize how bad of an idea this was)
-start 69'in (first time) and parents walk in
-they freak, we grab our clothes and rush into the bathroom together since we are naked
-leaving bedroom we end up locking the door in front of parents who are in the hallway in front of us
-dad starts freaking out about whole situation, especially since the bedroom was his grade school daughter's room (didnt know), and the mom says she's telling my parents. (I lol and called bs)
-ended up sleeping in car, drove home the next morning with a "life-time ban" from their house, and go NC
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02-28-2017, 09:24 PM
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one time i woke up after ****ing a girl in her bed and she was licking the inside of my ear, deep deep inside my ear. it was like the worst wet willy in the world. this was a random girl from a bar mind you! she had her tongue so deep in my ear i still feel violated to this day when i think about it. i can almost still feel her tongue inside my ear . it was honestly like rape when i think of it. she did it when i was sleeping. and it still haunts me. my ear was stretched by her tongue too she went all the way down to the damn eardrum. she must have had some sort of a sick earwax fetish whether she knew it or not. IDK how someone even develops that kinda fetish WTF MAN! WTF!
another time after drunk bringing girl back from party i woke up and she had fcking armpit hair stubbles but more than any armpitstubble i ever seen and it was grody as fck. she was fat and had hairy armppits and smelt bad it was so ****in gross man i still try to forget about it but never can. act like it never happened, but tbh i think of the screenshot burned into my eyes and nose of the smell and the close up thick armpit hairs. i got a grimace on my face rn cuz i can still almost smell it. fckin gross man.
those are the 2 worst. i think when i was really young i had a whisky dick story too but i wouldnt even put it in here..maybe i would have back in highschool but now i wouldnt consider it that bad. of an experience compared to disgusting things.
another time after drunk bringing girl back from party i woke up and she had fcking armpit hair stubbles but more than any armpitstubble i ever seen and it was grody as fck. she was fat and had hairy armppits and smelt bad it was so ****in gross man i still try to forget about it but never can. act like it never happened, but tbh i think of the screenshot burned into my eyes and nose of the smell and the close up thick armpit hairs. i got a grimace on my face rn cuz i can still almost smell it. fckin gross man.
those are the 2 worst. i think when i was really young i had a whisky dick story too but i wouldnt even put it in here..maybe i would have back in highschool but now i wouldnt consider it that bad. of an experience compared to disgusting things.
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02-28-2017, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Blueblob⏩
Lol. Did they your parents-at this guys New years party who already didn't like me (high school so parents are home)
-chick i know pretty much force feeds me some vodka all night
-takes me up stairs we start hooking up in bedroom (too drunk to realize how bad of an idea this was)
-start 69'in (first time) and parents walk in
-they freak, we grab our clothes and rush into the bathroom together since we are naked
-leaving bedroom we end up locking the door in front of parents who are in the hallway in front of us
-dad starts freaking out about whole situation, especially since the bedroom was his grade school daughter's room (didnt know), and the mom says she's telling my parents. (I lol and called bs)
-ended up sleeping in car, drove home the next morning with a "life-time ban" from their house, and go NC
-chick i know pretty much force feeds me some vodka all night
-takes me up stairs we start hooking up in bedroom (too drunk to realize how bad of an idea this was)
-start 69'in (first time) and parents walk in
-they freak, we grab our clothes and rush into the bathroom together since we are naked
-leaving bedroom we end up locking the door in front of parents who are in the hallway in front of us
-dad starts freaking out about whole situation, especially since the bedroom was his grade school daughter's room (didnt know), and the mom says she's telling my parents. (I lol and called bs)
-ended up sleeping in car, drove home the next morning with a "life-time ban" from their house, and go NC
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02-28-2017, 09:31 PM
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holy cow i forgot about all the stories i have of INSANE DRUGGED OUT THOTS who are on way too many drugs thaN YOU know and they go crazy after waking up from a ****, like going through your **** thinking you took their phone, or looking for a heel like this kid said. HOLY **** BROS< BEWARE OF DUMB WHORES WHO DO DRUGS> THIS **** WILL HAPPEN> 100%% BEWARE KIDS> DONT FCK BAR GIRLS that are easy. POLICE HAVE ALSO RUINED MY LIFE FROM DUMB WHORES LIKE THIS GUY> just from 1 night stand druggy fcks. be smart never bring girls you dont know well into your house..and dont fck a girl just if she is really hot and down. she may ruin your life like this guy. even if she isnt underage (happened to me with multiple 21+ yrolds)
Originally Posted By Hooverville⏩
Pulled a young sloot when I was 21ish. Banged in my bed at 7pm.
Lived with 8 other doods who continued to party while we slept.
We woke up to a huge mess in the living room, I didn't know how rowdy it had got.
She says "I can't find my left heel" (apparently some kind of expensive shoe)
I don't have a clue.
She finds it outside with a footlong turd in it. (Brahs didn't like that I nailed a young one)
She throws both shoes away. Goes home barefoot.
Later I find out she was underage. Oops.
And she snaked a spare key to my car while I was asleep.
Two days later my car goes missing.
That night while I'm getting Blatto, the Po shows up to tell me that my vehicle had been involved in a felony hit and run and I was under arrest.
Phuckers had to poop in her shoe mane.
Took me years to fix that ish.
Lived with 8 other doods who continued to party while we slept.
We woke up to a huge mess in the living room, I didn't know how rowdy it had got.
She says "I can't find my left heel" (apparently some kind of expensive shoe)
I don't have a clue.
She finds it outside with a footlong turd in it. (Brahs didn't like that I nailed a young one)
She throws both shoes away. Goes home barefoot.
Later I find out she was underage. Oops.
And she snaked a spare key to my car while I was asleep.
Two days later my car goes missing.
That night while I'm getting Blatto, the Po shows up to tell me that my vehicle had been involved in a felony hit and run and I was under arrest.
Phuckers had to poop in her shoe mane.
Took me years to fix that ish.
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02-28-2017, 10:25 PM
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Got rimmed by one of the girls i picked up from the club, with me on top of her face. I was really going for it as well, like a rocking horse at 5km/h, and then came on her face.
Tried to give her a complimentary kiss on her forehead afterwards as a token of appreciation, but she smelt really badly of arse, so I took her hand and led her to the shower. She thought I was being really romantic.
Memories.
Tried to give her a complimentary kiss on her forehead afterwards as a token of appreciation, but she smelt really badly of arse, so I took her hand and led her to the shower. She thought I was being really romantic.
Memories.
Sloots come and go but moms are forever
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02-28-2017, 10:57 PM
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One time at the airport I was talking to this girl around my own age who was reading one of my favorite books. Being one of those creepy people who talk to strangers, I stuck up a conversation with her. After the conversation died down I was just sitting there and took a glance at the screen, when I saw "cancelled" next to my flight. I pointed it out to the girl, and we went to the service counter to find out what was going on. Apparently there was a mechanical malfunction and the flight was getting delayed till the next morning. I was slightly panicking, because I thought I'd have to spend the night in the airport, but they set us up with free hotel rooms and meal vouchers. We grabbed our stuff, took the shuttle they sent for us to bring us to the hotel, and on the way we decided to tour DC together. We visited the white house, the washington monument, etc. The hotel we stayed at had a restaurant on the top floor, so had a fancy dinner there. After dinner, we were both bored (the hotel didn't have complimentary wi-fi) so we decided to play poker in my room. After we realized poker without bets was boring, it turned into Truth or Dare Poker. At first it was just innocent stuff, but eventually the Dares started getting a bit intimate, like "Rub my feet" and "Nibble my ears". Then it got really intimate, like "Let me touch your boobs", and "Take off your shirt". Then we got intimate. Next morning I woke up to her playing with my Morning Wood. We got intimate again. Finally we cleaned up, got our stuff, had breakfast together at the hotel buffet, went back to the airport, and got on our flight. Most memorable night I've ever spend in DC.
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02-28-2017, 10:59 PM
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One night I was out with friends and met a gal who was a school teacher. One thing led to another, and she followed me home. About eleven the next morning, she was ready to leave. She had on her little black dress from the night before and was carrying her shoes for a quick run to the car in the driveway. Standing just inside the front door we said our goodbyes, she turned to go, and I closed the door. About five seconds later she came bursting back in looking like she’d seen a ghost. ‘I can’t leave!’ she said breathlessly. ‘Why?’ ‘Because two of my students are playing in your front yard.’ After about a half hour the kids went in for lunch, and she made her getaway. But later that afternoon there was a knock on my door, and there stood Jimmy and Samantha. ‘What’s up?’ I asked. ‘What was Miss Fillmore’s car doing in your driveway this morning?’ I explained that I was being tutored.
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On Halloween like 7 years ago I went home with a girl dressed as Minnie. After we hooked up, Im in her bathroom looking for contact lens solution. To my great pleasure, I find some. I snag a couple shot glasses, fill them with solution, take out and soak contacts and pass out. I get up right around sunrise and try to make a hasty exit before she gets up. I put on my contacts and it burns really badly. I didnt know it then, but Id placed my contacts in a different type of solution that youre not supposed to soak your lenses in. Its essentially bleach. Im blind without my lenses, so I stumble out contacts still in and eyes burning like crazy. Adding insult to injury, my phone is dead, so I cant call a cab, and Im wearing cowboy boots one size too small, and my car is at least 3 miles away. Worst walk of shame ever
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So my boy had this balcony...
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Originally Posted By Pterodactyl314⏩
and then....So my boy had this balcony...
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Originally Posted By SkinnyBeast24⏩
I've done the same thing. It's some kind of case cleaning solution. Won't forget the instant pain I felt when I put them in, would have thought I was on fire.On Halloween like 7 years ago I went home with a girl dressed as Minnie. After we hooked up, Im in her bathroom looking for contact lens solution. To my great pleasure, I find some. I snag a couple shot glasses, fill them with solution, take out and soak contacts and pass out. I get up right around sunrise and try to make a hasty exit before she gets up. I put on my contacts and it burns really badly. I didnt know it then, but Id placed my contacts in a different type of solution that youre not supposed to soak your lenses in. Its essentially bleach. Im blind without my lenses, so I stumble out contacts still in and eyes burning like crazy. Adding insult to injury, my phone is dead, so I cant call a cab, and Im wearing cowboy boots one size too small, and my car is at least 3 miles away. Worst walk of shame ever
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02-28-2017, 11:17 PM
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Probably a whale I banged in college...It was new years UGA brah here for those familiar with Athens, Georgia. At the time she seemed hot cute face we were both wasted dem beer goggles. Went out with a huge group to the bars made out with her all night. Get back to the apartment we pregamed at? lolz don't remember, but I remember her giving me head and it was glorious. Proceeded to smash, but had huge whiskey dink said fuk it and passed out. Woke up the next morning in her bed didn't know where the fuk I was. I sit up on the bed glance over, and she's snoring I'm like oh lawd...see my wallet and keys on her dresser, and try to book it out of there. Get downstairs, and my room mates were waiting for me to wake up so we could dip. I'll never forget what they said.."So how was that snorlax last night??" lol
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
lmaonight i had with my cousin once. Our grandpa had just passed away so the entire family met up for his funeral, we had rich grandparents so we all stayed at their huge house.
That night all the adults got wasted and passed out, and it was just me and my cousin. My cousin was being all flirty with me and said we should go in the hot tub. It was the biggest hot tub ever but we ended up sitting right next to each other lol.
All of a sudden i felt a hand going up and down my thigh, this went on for a little but then sure enough up onto my crotch and then bam under the shorts and rubbing my schlong. I had the biggest boner ever, and could tell me cousin wanted it, so i reached over and grabbed his cock too. We both came in seconds.
That night all the adults got wasted and passed out, and it was just me and my cousin. My cousin was being all flirty with me and said we should go in the hot tub. It was the biggest hot tub ever but we ended up sitting right next to each other lol.
All of a sudden i felt a hand going up and down my thigh, this went on for a little but then sure enough up onto my crotch and then bam under the shorts and rubbing my schlong. I had the biggest boner ever, and could tell me cousin wanted it, so i reached over and grabbed his cock too. We both came in seconds.
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Wasn't really horrible but I picked up this girl once and on the way home she told me I had to give her bf my address cause she was in an open relationship. Gave it anyway. Took her home and ate her hairy angus, fukked her angus, etc. then woke her up in the morning and dropped her back home to her bf.
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One time at a house party my buddy was with this girl, and her friend came and sat next to me on the couch and started feeling my leg underneath where nobody could see, we went back to their place.
Smashed this girl, she was chubby with small boobs (terrible combo) and smelt like cigarettes (i hate smoking.)
Laying down afterwards in the dark just wanting to leave because it was terrible and she was doing that thing when you are in missionary where they push their ass up and legs together and it makes it awkward to pump.
While laying down she keeps trying to kiss me, not make out kiss, but that quick 4 or 5 kiss thing you'll do with a long term girlfriend, and afterwards kept trying to fall asleep with her lips on my lips. Everytime I moved my head up, she would put her lips to mine as if she wanted to fall asleep kissing.
After about 20 minutes of this, I said I forgot I had to meet back up with some friends from the party we were at because I had their stuff (lie) left and went back to my friends party, never spoke to the girl again.
Many more awkward shtty ones, but this was one where I really wanted to gtfo because I wasn't even attracted to her in any way.
Smashed this girl, she was chubby with small boobs (terrible combo) and smelt like cigarettes (i hate smoking.)
Laying down afterwards in the dark just wanting to leave because it was terrible and she was doing that thing when you are in missionary where they push their ass up and legs together and it makes it awkward to pump.
While laying down she keeps trying to kiss me, not make out kiss, but that quick 4 or 5 kiss thing you'll do with a long term girlfriend, and afterwards kept trying to fall asleep with her lips on my lips. Everytime I moved my head up, she would put her lips to mine as if she wanted to fall asleep kissing.
After about 20 minutes of this, I said I forgot I had to meet back up with some friends from the party we were at because I had their stuff (lie) left and went back to my friends party, never spoke to the girl again.
Many more awkward shtty ones, but this was one where I really wanted to gtfo because I wasn't even attracted to her in any way.
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Anyone remember that thread prob a few months ago where some guy hooked up with a girl with a hair fetish and he could do anything to her as long as he brushed her hair?
For me I met a girl off craigslist (I know...) who claimed to be a massage person, I go over there, its super sketchy with dogs barking, lights flickering etc, she only sticks her hand out to wave me in. Major cat lady. I figure I'll just get a massage and leave, she massages me, asks if I am going to fuk her, she is like a 5 at best, I decide wth. She then tells me I smell and to take a shower, I should have left, but took shower, then come out, she is naked and I get ready to stick it in and she smells AWFUL - something is rotting for sure, I kind of rub on her a little, fake a orgasm get up and leave. Embarrassing all around.
For me I met a girl off craigslist (I know...) who claimed to be a massage person, I go over there, its super sketchy with dogs barking, lights flickering etc, she only sticks her hand out to wave me in. Major cat lady. I figure I'll just get a massage and leave, she massages me, asks if I am going to fuk her, she is like a 5 at best, I decide wth. She then tells me I smell and to take a shower, I should have left, but took shower, then come out, she is naked and I get ready to stick it in and she smells AWFUL - something is rotting for sure, I kind of rub on her a little, fake a orgasm get up and leave. Embarrassing all around.
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Originally Posted By BigRangs⏩
yeah, whats the problem ?...
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Originally Posted By KMadigan777⏩
I just went from 6 to MidnightAnyone remember that thread prob a few months ago where some guy hooked up with a girl with a hair fetish and he could do anything to her as long as he brushed her hair?
For me I met a girl off craigslist (I know...) who claimed to be a massage person, I go over there, its super sketchy with dogs barking, lights flickering etc, she only sticks her hand out to wave me in. Major cat lady. I figure I'll just get a massage and leave, she massages me, asks if I am going to fuk her, she is like a 5 at best, I decide wth. She then tells me I smell and to take a shower, I should have left, but took shower, then come out, she is naked and I get ready to stick it in and she smells AWFUL - something is rotting for sure, I kind of rub on her a little, fake a orgasm get up and leave. Embarrassing all around.
For me I met a girl off craigslist (I know...) who claimed to be a massage person, I go over there, its super sketchy with dogs barking, lights flickering etc, she only sticks her hand out to wave me in. Major cat lady. I figure I'll just get a massage and leave, she massages me, asks if I am going to fuk her, she is like a 5 at best, I decide wth. She then tells me I smell and to take a shower, I should have left, but took shower, then come out, she is naked and I get ready to stick it in and she smells AWFUL - something is rotting for sure, I kind of rub on her a little, fake a orgasm get up and leave. Embarrassing all around.
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