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post 1491806501 04-20-2017, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By BrofessorXavier⏩
Should've given her your instagram or snapchat, now she thinks you're a creep who only uses ********.
"Here's my ******** URL........check out my selfies..........."
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
post 1491806541 04-20-2017, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
can't you see the grown ups are trying to have a conversation?
everyone has the right to be stupid once in a while, but you might want to take today off
post 1491806601 04-20-2017, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
It could be worse: i could wear a jigsaw mask on a bodybuilding forum because god didnt exactly deal me the best hand in life, physically
but that jawline nets me more tail than your "Selfies" album
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
post 1491806701 04-20-2017, 11:14 AM
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I think my bro used to write down his # on waitresses tabs

I wouldve gone # not ********

Anyways i think the majority didnt do anything but i do remember one did
post 1491806831 04-20-2017, 11:15 AM
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[QUOTE=JIGSAW;1491806601]but that jawline nets me more tail than your "Selfies" album[/QUOTE

What jawline? I can tell youre grossly overweight you have no jawline son lol who are you trying to fool
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post 1491807011 04-20-2017, 11:16 AM
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Yea she'll add you tonight, srs. Look at the responses ITT. Most people are too pussy to interact, taking that initiative goes a long way with women. Update thread when she gets in touch.
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post 1491807031 04-20-2017, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By FrazettaSilke⏩
everyone has the right to be stupid once in a while, but you might want to take today off


You got me there kiddo!!


































































not srs

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post 1491807051 04-20-2017, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted By JIGSAW⏩
but that jawline nets me more tail than your "Selfies" album[/QUOTE

What jawline? I can tell youre grossly overweight you have no jawline son lol who are you trying to fool
so did she "friend request" you yet?

LOLOLOL

I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
post 1491807391 04-20-2017, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By JIGSAW⏩
so did she "friend request" you yet?

LOLOLOL

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post 1491807521 04-20-2017, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
Lol I dont feel any shame at all
Good. Bunch of chit talkers in here.
Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
What happened?
She had a boyfriend at this time whom I didn't know about. When I sent the note, she replied back by ticking "maybe", and then created her own question in response, something like "where's your favorite part to be licked? feet, nipple, ear" (something with some weird options lol). And then it basically went off a tangent into us asking stupid questions.

She was cool, she vented to me one day telling me she had major anxiety problems from childhood and was afraid to talk to me, nice girl, think there was a tiny bit of attraction but she had a Boyfriend anyway that I thought was very cool.
post 1491807581 04-20-2017, 11:21 AM
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just lol @ these old guys thinking they have mad game because back in the 1800's they had their parents set up an arranged marriage
post 1491807641 04-20-2017, 11:21 AM
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Haters craping on OP because it was a beta move. I did the same thing with a bartender. Didn't talk to her until I went to clear up tab. Wrote my number down without saying a damn thing besides asking for my bill. Week later I was balls deep.

You win some, you lose some. He lost nothing if she doesn't message him.
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post 1491807681 04-20-2017, 11:21 AM
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Wtf is a ******** name

Also, the odds are 1 in a million. So I'm telling you there's a chance.
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post 1491807771 04-20-2017, 11:22 AM
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she ain't gonna call...

FA status confirmed.
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
post 1491807901 04-20-2017, 11:23 AM
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What you mean your ******** link?

"Www.********.com/imapoocy17373dhhebs67gjhbjjhg

I'm not roasting you by the way.. just curious cutie
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post 1491808041 04-20-2017, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By ChapLips⏩
just lol @ these old guys thinking they have mad game because back in the 1800's they had their parents set up an arranged marriage
A guy biting his lip in a selfie is talking? What happened? The duckface pics didn't make the cut?
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post 1491808071 04-20-2017, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By JIGSAW⏩
she ain't gonna call...

FA status confirmed.
Youre trying way too hard to try and hurt my feelings

Lmao @
How annoyed you and the other guy are because im not getting mad at your putdown attempts
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post 1491808331 04-20-2017, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
Youre trying way too hard to try and hurt my feelings
she already did that to you when you walked away....she probably gave the napkin to her gay friend at the table.

Expect a call from Raul any minute now....
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
post 1491808351 04-20-2017, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
A guy biting his lip in a selfie is talking? What happened? The duckface pics didn't make the cut?

duck faces were around in your time bud
post 1491808551 04-20-2017, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
Youre trying way too hard to try and hurt my feelings

Lmao @
How annoyed you and the other guy are because im not getting mad at your putdown attempts
lmao

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post 1491808591 04-20-2017, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By FrazettaSilke⏩

duck faces were around in your time bud
hnnnnggggggg....yo whats her ******** name?
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
post 1491808741 04-20-2017, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
lmao

You cant post that gif when you literally try your hardest to put me
Down in every thread i make

You care about me, whether you want to admit it or not.


"No one cares about you! Im gonna keep
Coming into your thread to remind you of that!" Lmao
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post 1491809411 04-20-2017, 11:33 AM
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Is this the first time you've done this, or is this your normal move?

what happens when you go to a club....or bar.......is the ********/napkin thing standard procedure?
I walk amongst you.......but I am not one of you.
post 1491809941 04-20-2017, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By GriecoR⏩
Haters craping on OP because it was a beta move. I did the same thing with a bartender. Didn't talk to her until I went to clear up tab. Wrote my number down without saying a damn thing besides asking for my bill. Week later I was balls deep.

You win some, you lose some. He lost nothing if she doesn't message him.
Week later I was balls deep













Week later I was balls deep






















































Week later I was balls deep





















































































post 1491809961 04-20-2017, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Benmben1⏩
What you mean your ******** link?

"Www.********.com/imapoocy17373dhhebs67gjhbjjhg

I'm not roasting you by the way.. just curious cutie
So she can actually see what he looks like because she couldn't look him in the face as he stumbled through his self-loathing speech and napkin toss.
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Lol why didn't you put your number on it
Came in to post this, left satisfied.

Op, you realize you're now on the level of waitresses that leave smiley faces and their numbers on receipts...

...doesn't exactly work with women.
Save the cheesy beta stuff for women.
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Originally Posted By JIGSAW⏩
Is this the first time you've done this, or is this your normal move?

what happens when you go to a club....or bar.......is the ********/napkin thing standard procedure?
I pull a Jigsaw and stand in the corner quietly while making fun of the dudes who are dancing with the girls


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post 1491810211 04-20-2017, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
You clowned me?



cool.

Stop talking to me now.

Thanks.
LMFAO

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Originally Posted By Club27⏩
You cant post that gif when you literally try your hardest to put me
Down in every thread i make

You care about me, whether you want to admit it or not.


"No one cares about you! Im gonna keep
Coming into your thread to remind you of that!" Lmao
I'm fuking with you, you self loathing *******. Are you srs with this chit? Yeah...for sure, I'm gonna go home and pick through my dinner while having thoughts of you.
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post 1491810801 04-20-2017, 11:41 AM
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Why cant dudes understand that in order for something to happen you need mutual attraction, if you see a girl and you like her just look her in the eye if she flirts or give you an interested look then go talk to her, if you dont get these signals then you have no chance it that simple, a lot of guys feel that if they walk up to a girl and talk to her then she should respond, it doesnt work like that.
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