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05-01-2017, 04:07 PM
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Heres a list
-People who don't put there weights back, not off the bar set up for bench or squat but dumbbells on floor deadlift bars left with three plates etc.
- Guys doing exercises right on top of the rack
- Guys who seem to make it there mission to get in front of you in the mirror, like you are standing there with a wall full of mirrors and the guy chooses to stand directly infront of you.
- Guys sitting there not doing a lot and every time you look there way they are staring at you
-People who don't put there weights back, not off the bar set up for bench or squat but dumbbells on floor deadlift bars left with three plates etc.
- Guys doing exercises right on top of the rack
- Guys who seem to make it there mission to get in front of you in the mirror, like you are standing there with a wall full of mirrors and the guy chooses to stand directly infront of you.
- Guys sitting there not doing a lot and every time you look there way they are staring at you
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- People exaggerating how crazy their preworkouts supps are.
- Every manager at anytime fitness that are female become a manager, then within a couple months they balloon up and stop working out altogether.
- Trainers at my gym. Their are 3 and only one looks like they lifted before. The one that looks like they have touched a weight is a broad that is on the track team for a college. The two dudes have zero muscle tone.
- Saw a manlet that was probably 140 lbs at most come into a gym. It was night and when he got inside he put on gloves, a bandana, and sunglasses. He walked around like he was the biggest fella in the gym.
Only 1 thing actually bothers me though. The people that don't have any gym etiquette. Talk to you midset, do curls right in front of all the dumbbells, sit on a machine and text while waiting for a different one, etc.
- Every manager at anytime fitness that are female become a manager, then within a couple months they balloon up and stop working out altogether.
- Trainers at my gym. Their are 3 and only one looks like they lifted before. The one that looks like they have touched a weight is a broad that is on the track team for a college. The two dudes have zero muscle tone.
- Saw a manlet that was probably 140 lbs at most come into a gym. It was night and when he got inside he put on gloves, a bandana, and sunglasses. He walked around like he was the biggest fella in the gym.
Only 1 thing actually bothers me though. The people that don't have any gym etiquette. Talk to you midset, do curls right in front of all the dumbbells, sit on a machine and text while waiting for a different one, etc.
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05-01-2017, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted By greenleaf⏩
This me sans gloves. Ego lifting is the best.Ego lifting dude wears gloves and never uses dumbbells less than 100lbs for everything but still stuck with DYEL physique.
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05-01-2017, 04:23 PM
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I cringe at whiteknight *******s who cringe at guys for checking out girls with no shame.
They don't mind staring at my face and don't look away so I don't mind staring at them. Don't see the problem.
The only other thing I cringe at is people who do something only to copy you or try to one up you. Why you comparing yourself with some random dude in the gym instead of focusing on your own workout routine and your own progress?
They don't mind staring at my face and don't look away so I don't mind staring at them. Don't see the problem.
The only other thing I cringe at is people who do something only to copy you or try to one up you. Why you comparing yourself with some random dude in the gym instead of focusing on your own workout routine and your own progress?
05-01-2017, 11:57 PM
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05-02-2017, 12:01 AM
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I went to the gym bathroom once and saw this guy pound his chest while looking in the mirror with his shirt off lmao he had a good physique though no homo
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05-02-2017, 12:14 AM
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Big fat dudes who think they're power lifters. I'm getting ready to do my first set of 225 on the squat rack and ole tubby and his buddies come up and ask me when I think I'll be done with my plates. I glance over and they've got plates stacked on the hip sled in places where they aren't supposed to go.
I just nod, and say, "Yeah brah, be done in a few."
They proceed to take up every plate in the gym and do 1/64 range of motion on the sled whilst hooting and hollering like fuarking monkeys. I don't even think their knees bend, they just flex their thigh muscles/fat.
I swear on me mum I'm gonna swing on one of them soon.
I just nod, and say, "Yeah brah, be done in a few."
They proceed to take up every plate in the gym and do 1/64 range of motion on the sled whilst hooting and hollering like fuarking monkeys. I don't even think their knees bend, they just flex their thigh muscles/fat.
I swear on me mum I'm gonna swing on one of them soon.
05-02-2017, 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
notsureifsrs.gifI went to the gym bathroom once and saw this guy pound his chest while looking in the mirror with his shirt off lmao he had a good physique though no homo
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05-02-2017, 12:15 AM
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Lol'd hard at most of these. Especially guy pounding his chest in the bathroom and butt naked old guy shaving in the change room ^
At my old gym, there was this black guy who would dance around the gym yelling loud as fuk like he took a ton of coca cola powder as preworkout or something. He would walk around with a sweater over his head grunting (before an exercise) and do weird ass dances. Srsly wish I had a video to post.
To people who mention clothing, why do you give a fuk?
At my old gym, there was this black guy who would dance around the gym yelling loud as fuk like he took a ton of coca cola powder as preworkout or something. He would walk around with a sweater over his head grunting (before an exercise) and do weird ass dances. Srsly wish I had a video to post.
To people who mention clothing, why do you give a fuk?
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05-02-2017, 12:26 AM
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The meatball bodybuilders with huge guts and fatceps that waddle around with their ILS and bloated faces thinking they're hot sh*t. Forever bulking, lifting baby weight and doing 10,000 different useless isolation exercises in the gym for like 4 hours.
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05-02-2017, 12:45 AM
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Yesterday I was doing dips and some fatceps having, miscer looking dude in a stringer was 2 meters behind me doing dumbbell bench press with 32 lbs in each hand. Suddently I hear... "ohhhaa" and not like 'this is hard', but like 'that's so good baby'...
Then during and after the next rep he goes "OHhhh yeahh, ohh ****, fuuuckkkk"
Then during and after the next rep he goes "OHhhh yeahh, ohh ****, fuuuckkkk"
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05-02-2017, 01:00 AM
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*******s who use the pu$$y pad on the SMITH MACHINE.
It's blasphemous enough using it for normal squats but the smith machine?!
Especially when said *******s lift at most 30kg aside, srs hate going to pure gym but its the only one in the area
It's blasphemous enough using it for normal squats but the smith machine?!
Especially when said *******s lift at most 30kg aside, srs hate going to pure gym but its the only one in the area
05-02-2017, 01:04 AM
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Weird asian guy comes in every sunday wearing a shirt tucked into his shorts and socks almost all the way up his shins. he trains legs every sunday and screams on everything, not like a grunt but an actual scream like somebody is hurting him lol. He squats less than a 45 a side on a smith machine and makes it sound like 405
05-02-2017, 01:05 AM
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Juiced up brahs acting like they are some kinda elite group like they've been thru tough chit or something lol
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05-02-2017, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted By BrahPlease⏩
Only 5% are actually a part of some sort of elite group, srs.Juiced up brahs acting like they are some kinda elite group like they've been thru tough chit or something lol
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05-02-2017, 01:35 AM
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The average gym guy is cringe, you are not special because you lift go pick up a real sport.
Why lift when it's all about the calves?
05-02-2017, 01:38 AM
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Jacked manlets wearing stringers.
People with their hoods up. (Double whammy when they have earphones over their hoods)
Shadow boxing.
Those weird 5% style water jugs.
People with their hoods up. (Double whammy when they have earphones over their hoods)
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haahahhaha thisTheres a punching bag in my gym and everyones practicing their swimming strokes on it now.
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05-02-2017, 03:35 AM
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People doing dumbbell rows with bent backs, looking straight down at the floor, and using so much weight that they have to jerk an entire single side of their bodies to get it up as if thats DOING A FUKKING THING.
05-02-2017, 04:30 AM
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I could fill a database.
The Food channel playing at Captain Planet Fitness with some fat guy stuffing his face.
The Food channel playing at Captain Planet Fitness with some fat guy stuffing his face.
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Social gym people. You know the fukking retards who have 'friends in the gym' and stand around chatting absolute bullchit with them like a bunch of fukking women, thinking they're the centre of some note worthy social enterprise
Go to the gym to work out, that's it. How fukking crushingly sad do you have to be to actually resort to getting your social activity from a gym with randoms who you don't know other than they happen to be a member of the same gym. Smfh every time.
Go to the gym to work out, that's it. How fukking crushingly sad do you have to be to actually resort to getting your social activity from a gym with randoms who you don't know other than they happen to be a member of the same gym. Smfh every time.
05-02-2017, 05:08 AM
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One time, the gym was close to closing so it was just me and a few other people left there.
This one Asian dude was by himself, doing dumbbell bench presses, but every now and then he would start spazzing. He'd do a set, then just lay there on the bench for a really long rest of a few minutes, then out of nowhere he'd start absolutely losing his chit, screaming at the top of his lungs and flailing his arms and body around. And it wasn't something to get pumped up either, because after spazzing, he'd go back to calmly resting for another few minutes rather than going right into a set. Dude probably only did 3 sets across 15 minutes, lol.
And the way he was screaming didn't sound like pumping himself up either. It sounded like he was legitimately really angry about something. The first time he spazzed, I thought he had found out his girlfriend cheated on him or someone died or some chit and he just got the news on top of a very bad day... But he went back to being calm, only to spaz intermittently.
I think the dude had some sort of mental problem or Tourettes or some chit. Wtf else causes you to randomly lose your chit for no reason then go back to being calm immediately after?
This one Asian dude was by himself, doing dumbbell bench presses, but every now and then he would start spazzing. He'd do a set, then just lay there on the bench for a really long rest of a few minutes, then out of nowhere he'd start absolutely losing his chit, screaming at the top of his lungs and flailing his arms and body around. And it wasn't something to get pumped up either, because after spazzing, he'd go back to calmly resting for another few minutes rather than going right into a set. Dude probably only did 3 sets across 15 minutes, lol.
And the way he was screaming didn't sound like pumping himself up either. It sounded like he was legitimately really angry about something. The first time he spazzed, I thought he had found out his girlfriend cheated on him or someone died or some chit and he just got the news on top of a very bad day... But he went back to being calm, only to spaz intermittently.
I think the dude had some sort of mental problem or Tourettes or some chit. Wtf else causes you to randomly lose your chit for no reason then go back to being calm immediately after?
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Originally Posted By JrM703⏩
Ooooh, this brings up another one for me. Fat guys in the sauna breathing like they are about to have a heart attack!Breathing like a hippo with asthma while trying to bench Press 225.
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